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Posted on  UTC 2019-08-01 02:01

02.08.2019 – The Dam Busters

The Daily Telegraph gives us pause for thought this morning with one of its headlines: 'Derbyshire town evacuated and RAF called in amid fears dam could collapse'. That will be 617 Squadron, we presume. Just don't mention Gibson's dog – although these days it is probably a Pomeranian called Gaia, which he takes with him on missions in his man bag.

02.08.2019 – Contempt karma

Boris™ Johnson, the leader of the Conservative Party, was telling a thrilled nation only the other day that the people were his bosses. The party is clearly so in awe of its bosses that for yesterday's Brecon and Radnorshire by-election they put up Chris Davies as their candidate.

The fact that the by-election was taking place at all was due to Davies' fraudulent actions, which were so egregious – he was convicted of expenses fiddling – that he was recalled on the petition of his local party. The arrogance of the Conservative party is such that it never seems to have dawned on anyone that having a convicted criminal who had already been tossed out by his own local party stand once more as a candidate was tempting fate.

Fate has been tempted by this outrageous arrogance and has struck back in the name of the 'bosses' with a humiliating defeat for the Tories. Quite right, too.