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2025
2025-01-01
Article list for 2025

Scrapbook for May
2025-05-01 — 2 minutes
SchMerz

Scrapbook for April
2025-04-01 — 1 minute
Beware the expert class

Last chance for Germany
2025-03-17 | 2025-03-18 — 4 minutes
After that, the game's up

Icon
2025-03-01 — 4 minutes
An icon for the new media age

Scrapbook for March
2025-03-01 — 3 minutes
The EU rearms | Answer the door with style | Stop the war in Ukraine

Rösti für Winston Churchill
2025-02-18 — 7 minutes
A review of Werner Vogt's new Churchill book

Compare and contrast
2025-02-01 — 6 minutes
US dynamism, German stasis

What became of Heloise Höchner 1?
2025-02-01 — 5 minutes
Heloise Höchner's 'Family Notes' [8 pages]

Heloise Höchner's first and last love
2019-03-20 | 2025-02-01 — 1 hour 43 minutes
That dithering, heartless narcissist, Franz Grillparzer. [Repeated from 03.2019]

Heloise – The family years
2025-02-02 — 7 minutes
Life in Nuits, Dijon and Vienna

The 'family card' of birthdays and name days
2025-02-02 — 5 minutes
Heloise's notes about her family, written for her husband

Engagement to Alexander Costinescu
2025-02-02 — 7 minutes
Engagement, a family farewell and the long journey eastwards

Marriage to Alexander Costinescu
2025-02-02 — 2 minutes
Speechless at her Greek-Orthodox wedding in Jassy

The first children
2025-02-02 — 11 minutes
Death, illness and misery

Marie and Emil
2025-02-02 — 13 minutes
Two survivors: a daughter and another son

Alexander dies
2025-02-02 — 2 minutes
Too weak to survive

What became of Heloise Höchner 2?
2025-02-01 — 2 minutes
Understanding Heloise's 'Family Notes' [9 pages]

What are the 'Family Notes' and why were they written?
2025-02-01 — 8 minutes
Autobiography, diary or therapy?

From Franz Grillparzer to Alexander Costinescu
2025-02-01 — 4 minutes
An orderly handover

Life in Jassy
2025-02-01 — 4 minutes
Not like Vienna, that's for sure

Gheorghe Asachi and the 'Romanian Renaissance'
2025-02-01 — 10 minutes
Better late than never

Gheorghe Asachi and Alexander Costinescu
2025-02-01 — 3 minutes
The patron and one of his chosen ones

Anton Teyber and his daughter Eleanor
2025-02-01 — 4 minutes
The future Mrs Asachi

Ermiona Asachi
2025-02-01 — 11 minutes
The Asachis' brilliant daughter

Heloise and Ermiona
2025-02-01 — 3 minutes
A timeline

Heloise's circle of friends
2025-02-01 — 10 minutes
The outsiders

Scrapbook for February
2025-02-01 — 8 minutes
Germany: Putting rubber on the road | Germany: Same procedure, Miss Sophie? | Germany: One more time around the drain? | No peace like a Swiss peace | Zeitgeist and Zeitenwende in Germany | Menuhin Academy Masterclasses 2025

Germany crawling
2025-01-03 — 4 minutes
The German decline and fall.

Scrapbook for January
2025-01-01 — 1 minute
The AfD: out of the shadows and into the light

2024
2024-01-01
Article list for 2024

Scrapbook for December
2024-12-01 — 1 minute
Hors de combat

Scrapbook for September
2024-09-01 — 1 minute
Twisted knickers, German style

Scrapbook for August
2024-08-01 — 1 minute
Crumpling Charlie

Donald ducks
2024-07-21 — 8 minutes
The assassin's bullet missed, but there are consequences.

Scrapbook for July
2024-07-01 — 3 minutes
Ukraine: Nigel was right

Sticking it to a Kenyan climate denier
2024-06-18 | 2024-06-26 — 2 minutes
The BBC's snooty put down attempt on a Kenyan farmer. The farmer will not be put down.

The cynic's guide to Swiss peacemaking
2024-06-15 | 2024-06-16 — 3 minutes
In the heart of Switzerland

Germany cracking up
2024-06-13 — 8 minutes
Was the reunification of Germany misguided?

Scrapbook for June
2024-06-01 — 6 minutes
After that debate | Not so obvious, Rod | Mad dogs and Englishmen

Scrapbook for May
2024-05-01 — 2 minutes
Swiss roadmending | Swiss bridge building

Scrapbook for April
2024-04-01 — 5 minutes
St. George's day | Even more site changes | Donald Trump vs. Father Time | Paradise lost | Thought for the Day

Something you will not read in the MSM
2024-03-13 — 2 minutes
Germany: the peaceniks of the 'far right' AfD take on the hippy-dippy Green warriors.

Scrapbook for March
2024-03-01 — 11 minutes
Vote Reform UK, get Labour | Princess Imperfect | The sublime and the ridiculous | Playing with fire in the Ukraine

Immigration and the lost world
2024-02-23 | 2024-02-26 — 29 minutes
Immigration: the great unforced error which transformed Britain — and sealed tongues.

All pals together
2024-01-28 — 5 minutes
Can modern Britain ever have a citizens' army again?

More site changes
2024-01-28 — 1 minute
More system changes to the Figures of Speech website. It beats thinking of things to write about.

The Horizon scandal
2024-01-12 | 2024-03-28 — 18 minutes
Modern Britain looks in the mirror: How did it come to this? Here's how.

Site changes
2024-01-01 — 1 minute
System changes to the Figures of Speech website

2023
2023-01-01
Article list for 2023

Schubert on tour
2023-07-10 — 3 minutes
A review of Oliver Woog's book Franz Schubert in Graz, der Steiermark, Niederösterreich und dem Burgendland.

Shuffling to disaster
2023-06-01 — 11 minutes
Rule by wally, UK style. Useless Members of Parliament become useless government ministers and, having achieved peak uselessness, are richly rewarded.

Down the currency plughole
2023-05-01 — 9 minutes
Is the value of a nation reflected in the value of its currency? A look at the decline of the pound sterling in the reign of Elizabeth II, 1953-2023.

Bring back Global Warming
2023-04-01 — 10 minutes
At least the term Global Warming means something, whereas 'climate change' is just nonsensical. Hubert Lamb and the journey down the rabbit hole of climate science.

Cheerleading for Hell
2023-03-01 — 7 minutes
No quiet on the eastern front. Why are Western nations taking sides in the Russia-Ukraine conflict?

The National Health Service at 75
2023-02-01 — 26 minutes
Still crazy after all these years. Do not resuscitate.

2022
2022-01-01
Article list for 2022

Coda…
2022-12-10 — 1 minute
…probably

Scrapbook for August
2022-08-01 — 2 minutes
Little Switzerland

The sleep deprivation of the woke
2022-07-31 — 15 minutes
Dr Nietzsche will see you now.

Boris Notgodunov
2022-07-20 | 2022-07-20 — 5 minutes
Will this dreary opera never end? Yes, but not the way you think.

Broadening the mind
2022-05-02 — 12 minutes
Some reflections on Franz Schubert's travels in Austria and his path to the inner exile.

Scrapbook for May
2022-05-01 — 2 minutes
Gentian | The social media censors

Schubert on tour
2022-04-30 — 7 minutes
A review of Oliver Woog's book Franz Schuberts Aufenthalte in Oberösterreich, Salzburg und Umgebung.

Igl laresch / The larch
2022-01-14 — 6 minutes
Dipping a toe into the reflective, melodious waters of romontsch Surmiran.

Ascending Mount Churchill
2022-01-01 — 6 minutes
A review of Werner Vogt's new Churchill book, Winston Churchill, Witz und Weisheit.

Scrapbook for January
2022-01-01 — 1 minute
No entries yet

2021
2021-01-01
Article list for 2021

Bradgate's ancient ones
2021-11-21 — 5 minutes
The residents of Bradgate's medieval deer park, ageing gracefully.

Three against COP26
2021-11-03 — 15 minutes
Three polemic-free arguments against COP26 hysteria.

Scrapbook for November
2021-11-01 — 1 minute
Cometh the hour, cometh the man

The Trick
2021-10-26 | 2021-10-26 — 6 minutes
Dirty tricks in The Trick, the BBC's climate change 'conspiracy thriller' for COP26.

The larch ascending
2021-10-24 | 2021-10-29 — 5 minutes
The magic mountain moment in golden October.

Quote and images of the month for October
2021-10-22 — 5 minutes
Albert Anker's night in the slammer.

The gentle art of painting rocks
2021-10-12 — 2 minutes
Keeping the Swiss walker on course.

Erinnerung an die Marie A.
2021-10-07 — 28 minutes
One more notch on the plum tree: Bertolt Brecht's selective memory.

Scrapbook for October
2021-10-01 — 9 minutes
T-Rex | How Do You Solve a Problem Like Joe Biden? | Good breeding | Website changes | German Federal Election 2021 | Foraging for fungi

2020
2020-01-01
Article list for 2020

Do not disturb
2020-12-27 — 1 minute
This website is sleeping.

Scrapbook for December
2020-12-01 — 1 minute
[no entries yet]

Scrapbook for November
2020-11-01 — 8 minutes
Pricks R Us | Captain Foresight | Election eve | Nigel Farage in search of a cause | Deniers

Cynthia's shade
2020-11-10 — 36 minutes
Hades hath no fury like a poet scorned.

A Considerable Speck
2020-11-05 — 1 minute
A sentient creature exercising good judgement.

Quote and image of the month for November
2020-11-01 — 8 minutes
Quote: Hermann Hesse, Im Nebel. Image: Giovanni Giacometti, Nebbia (Maloja).

Scrapbook for October
2020-10-01 — 2 minutes
Social media filtering | Swiss healthcare | Website changes

Herbsttag, Autumn Day
2020-10-31 — 6 minutes
Rainer Maria Rilke's farewell to autumn – or, why great poetry should be read slowly.

The end of Covid-19
2020-10-29 — 2 minutes
With a bang, not a whimper.

Swiss tease
2020-10-25 — 3 minutes
Sleepy Joe? No. Hunter's laptop? No. Burisma? Ignorance is Swiss bliss.

Goethe's Römische Elegien
2020-10-21 — 1 minute
The master's midlife crisis. [8 pages]

Goethe's Römische Elegien I-IV
2020-10-21 — 45 minutes
I Prolog
II Saget, Steine, mir an
III Mehr als ich ahndete schön
IV Ehret, wen ihr auch wollt!

Goethe's Römische Elegien V-VIII
2020-10-21 — 33 minutes
V Laß dich, Geliebte
VI Fromm sind wir Liebende
VII Froh empfind ich mich
VIII Kannst du, o Grausamer

Goethe's Römische Elegien IX-XII
2020-10-21 — 18 minutes
IX O wie fühl ich in Rom
X Wenn du mir sagst
XI Herbstlich leuchtet die Flamme
XII Alexander und Cäsar

Goethe's Römische Elegien XIII-XVI
2020-10-21 — 54 minutes
XIII Euch, o Grazien
XIV Hörest du, Liebchen
XV Amor bleibet ein Schalk
XVI Zünde mir Licht an, Knabe!

Goethe's Römische Elegien XVII-XX
2020-10-21 — 32 minutes
XVII Zwei gefährliche Schlangen
XVIII Cäsarn wär ich wohl nie
XIX Warum bist du, Geliebter
XX Manche Töne sind mir Verdruß

Goethe's Römische Elegien XXI-XIV
2020-10-21 — 56 minutes
XXI Eines ist mir verdrießlich
XXII Schwer erhalten wir uns
XXIII Zieret Stärke den Mann
XXIV Epilog

Goethe's Römische Elegien Paralipomena
2020-10-21 — 49 minutes
Some bits on the side.

Scrapbook for August
2020-08-01 — 7 minutes
FoS website changes | The guess: the new real | Only a matter of time… | Page view statistics | The Slough of Despond, then and now | This cannot end well | Sweet-rationing in the UK | Too clever by half | Hobby horse, gnomic edition

Sanity-checking insane energy
2020-08-21 — 7 minutes
Does not compute.

Plague notes, ad interim
2020-08-17 | 2020-08-20 — 17 minutes
Where are we and how did we get here?

Butch browsing
2020-08-14 | 2020-08-14 — 3 minutes
Google Chrome, the coding man's browser of choice.

The lady in waiting
2020-08-13 — 2 minutes
Kamala Harris, the great unwanted – even by Democrats.

After the Swiss party
2020-08-02 — 5 minutes
2 August: Sunday morning coming down.

Paying the Harvesters
2020-08-01 — 22 minutes
A close look at Léon Augustin Lhermitte's magnificent painting.

Swiss National Day, 1 August
2020-08-01 — 4 minutes
Gottfried Keller's poem Sommernacht.

Scrapbook for July
2020-07-01 — 1 minute
The Railway Man prince | Eighteen shades of incompetence

Hot Romans
2020-07-29 — 5 minutes
The dog days of the Roman Warm Period revisited in the Tibullan guide to climate change.

Born in the USA
2020-07-20 — 4 minutes
The forces of destruction are not at the gates; they were born within them.

Blacking out for Britain
2020-07-16 | 2020-07-18 — 4 minutes
Government by nonsensical directives enforced by law — a bit like COVID-19, in fact.

Friedrich Rückert's Über alle Gräber
2020-07-10 — 8 minutes
Recovering a particularly poignant poem from the Kindertodtenlieder

Winston Churchill's love of horses
2020-07-09 — 4 minutes
The wartime prime minister was an excellent rider with a lifelong love of horses.

Schubert in da hood
2020-07-08 — 5 minutes
Franz Schubert growing up with family, friends and neighbours in a close-knit community. [8 pages]

Brothers and sisters from the east
2020-07-08 — 11 minutes
The Schubert brothers and the Vietz sisters find their way to Vienna.

The two Schubert families
2020-07-08 — 6 minutes
The Leopoldstadt and the Himmelpfortgrund Schuberts.

The Schubert family businesses
2020-07-08 — 20 minutes
Surfing the wave of educational reform in the Austrian Empire.

Ignaz and Elisabeth Wagner
2020-07-08 — 13 minutes
The close friends from the east.

Michael Holzer
2020-07-08 — 17 minutes
The choirmaster in Lichtental, Schubert's first music teacher.

The Grob family
2020-07-08 — 15 minutes
The Swiss silk-weaving families in Lichtental

The female factor
2020-07-08 — 9 minutes
The female community in Himmelpfortgrund, Lichtental and Rossau.

The family bond
2020-07-08 — 15 minutes
A close family despite their differences.

Scrapbook for June
2020-06-01 — 1 minute
Lieder evening in Vienna | 'Latest comments' change | Barn wall smiley

Scrapbook for May
2020-05-01 — 3 minutes
Not the Age of Reason | 'Latest comments' panel | Clap for the NHS | What would Treebeard say?

Hidden Schubert
2020-05-29 — 4 minutes
The Schubert materials we can't show you.

The Atzenbrugg enlightenment
2020-05-19 — 24 minutes
A review of Oliver Woog's book Franz Schubert und sein Freundeskreis in den Schlössern Atzenbrugg und Aumühle.

Franz Schubert und sein Freundeskreis in den Schlössern Atzenbrugg und Aumühle
2020-05-11 — 2 minutes
Announcing a recent book by Oliver Woog, the concert guitarist and Schubert researcher, which throws new light on the party life of the young Schubert crowd.

Oiling the Swiss paywall media
2020-05-01 — 6 minutes
The Swiss government wants to lubricate the inaccessible with lots of nice slippery money.

Scrapbook for April
2020-04-01 — 2 minutes
Who's that train? | Schubert portrait 'Young Franz Schubert'

The American shambles
2020-04-28 | 2020-04-30 — 4 minutes
November: hoping for the least worse, whoever that might be.

Scrapbook for March
2020-03-01 — 8 minutes
COVID-19 sanity check | Disgusting | Thuggery | New site navigation | Saint Joseph's Day | Can the UK National Health Service cope with COVID-19? | Do not touch me, woman | Two inspectors call | And don't step in the excrement | Country music for the doolally | The Schubert guide to handwashing | Before social media

Purging the planet
2020-03-29 — 1 minute
A breathing space for the Earth.

Exposing yourself to COVID-19
2020-03-24 | 2020-04-01 — 16 minutes
But just a little bit, of course.

The Trump insight
2020-03-23 — 1 minute
COVID-19: the cure must not be worse than the disease.

Beyond bananas
2020-03-19 — 3 minutes
Meghan and Harry's message to a grateful world.

Laughing at the afflicted
2020-03-18 — 3 minutes
Shouldn't do it, but we need something to pass the time in our isolation cells.

Quote and image of the month for March
2020-03-14 — 2 minutes
Quote: Conrad Ferdinand Meyer, Säerspruch. Image: Albin Egger-Lienz, Der Sämann.

COVID-19: time to start worrying?
2020-03-12 | 2020-03-26 — 16 minutes
Even the normally sunny disposition of Matt Ridley is clouding over. Nobody panic.

Sheep Herding for Dummies
2020-03-10 — 2 minutes
The art of letting no crisis go to waste.

The greening of Boris™
2020-03-08 — 1 minute
Climate sceptic to climate alarmist in six months.

Mr Cherry
2020-03-08 — 9 minutes
Certainly gone, but still not forgotten.

In praise of maturity
2020-03-05 — 6 minutes
Let's stop listening to the revolting young.

Over the waterfall
2020-03-02 — 2 minutes
Avoiding the rending pain of re-enactment.

Mining the data mountain
2020-03-01 — 10 minutes
Putting content online is only the first step – just try and find it again… or bend it like Google.

Scrapbook for February
2020-02-01 — 6 minutes
More COVID-19, among other things | Government by weirdo | Lest we forget | Brexit smoke and mirrors

Trust me, I'm from MI5
2020-02-25 — 6 minutes
Searching for signs of intelligence in the UK intelligence services. So far, none found.

Coughs and sneezes spread diseases
2020-02-25 | 2020-02-26 — 4 minutes
You are a dot on the Blue Marble, now learning to live and die with COVID-19.

Social media on the couch
2020-02-20 — 13 minutes
And its users. 'Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.'

Swiss neutrality decoded
2020-02-14 | 2020-02-15 — 8 minutes
Beware the Swiss, bringing encryption equipment.

The Swiss news magazine Republik, circling the drain
2020-02-10 — 1 minute
Good.

Du bist die Ruh, swipe right edition
2020-02-09 — 2 minutes
A lonely reader of the New York Review of Books looking for Miss Perfect.

Du bist die Ruh D 776
2020-02-09 — 17 minutes
Another masterpiece from Friedrich Rückert's Oestliche Rosen (1819/1822), masterfully set to music by Franz Schubert (1823/1826).

Thuringia voted!
2020-02-07 — 5 minutes
Three months ago. The last election worked so well that they had better have another one.

Quote and image of the month for February
2020-02-03 — 7 minutes
Quote: Bertolt Brecht, Fragen eines lesenden Arbeiters. Image: Albin Egger-Lienz, Mann und Weib.

17 May, the end of Switzerland?
2020-02-01 — 4 minutes
Jumping from the referendum frying pan into the EU fire.

A book burning
2020-02-01 — 8 minutes
The Frankfurt Book Fire of 1758.

Scrapbook for January
2020-01-01 — 1 minute
Peter Schreier (1935-2019)

Democratic discontent
2020-01-30 — 7 minutes
The Centre for the Future of Democracy is worried. They will be when the tumbrils get there.

Quote and image of the month for January
2020-01-25 — 2 minutes
Quote: Siegfried Lenz, Heimatmuseum. Image: Anshelm Schultzberg, A Winter Morning after a Snowfall in Dalarna.

Jägers Liebeslied D 909
2020-01-24 — 13 minutes
Franz von Schober's much ado about nothing sinks without trace, taking Schubert's rubber ring with it.

Die Sterne D 939
2020-01-20 — 8 minutes
Musical mission impossible: Leitner's terrible poem and Schubert's attempted rescue.

Franz Schubert and Franz von Schlechta
2020-01-17 — 20 minutes
Cracking the door, but just a little bit.

Fischerweise D 881
2020-01-15 — 21 minutes
Franz Xaver Freiherr Schlechta von Wssehrd's mediocre poem, rescued by Franz Schubert.

Schubert portrait Whac-A-Mole
2020-01-05 | 2020-02-16 — 31 minutes
As soon as we whack one, another one pops up.

Ueber allen Gipfeln Ist Ruh' D 768
2020-01-01 — 46 minutes
One genius stands on another's shoulders: Goethe and Schubert.

2019
2019-01-01
Article list for 2019

Scrapbook for December
2019-12-01 — 1 minute
Legitimacy restored

Schubert in love
2019-12-21 — 22 minutes
Four trembling hands in F minor.

Limericks in German
2019-12-18 — 2 minutes
Liebesgrüsse aus Limerick: A suitable case for treatment.

Chillin' with the Kinskys
2019-12-18 — 40 minutes
Joseph von Spaun touches his forelock.

Quote and image of the month for December
2019-12-16 — 5 minutes
Quote: Werner Bergengruen, The Shepherds. Image: Jules Bastien-Lepage, The Annunciation to the Shepherds.

13 December Saint Lucy's Day
2019-12-10 — 44 minutes
What's in a name? From obscure beginnings to theological eminence.

Comments on Figures of Speech
2019-12-01 — 3 minutes
A new plaything for our readers – not just for Christmas, either.

Scrapbook for November
2019-11-01 — 3 minutes
In the bleak midwinter | 240 years ago today | The illustrated Schubert collection | A Boris™ Johnson lie tracker

Wrecking the Brexit Party brand
2019-11-12 | 2019-11-13 — 4 minutes
Nigel breaks his new toy.

Dice throwing for beginners
2019-11-04 — 3 minutes
The inscrutable UK election on 12 December.

All Souls' Day 2019
2019-11-02 — 3 minutes
2 November in the words of Rainer Maria Rilke.

Quote and images of the month for November
2019-11-01 — 7 minutes
Quote: Robert Frost, The Star Splitter. Images: The Orion constellation.

Scrapbook for October
2019-10-01 — 5 minutes
Citation functionality changes | That Brexit Deal thingy | A geological excursion | Greta Thunberg: climate victim (2)

Climate facts and a Climate Credo
2019-10-30 — 4 minutes
Essential tools for surviving the Gretaceous era.

Boris™ blusters on
2019-10-29 — 3 minutes
The terror of the empty ditch on Halloween: is the corpse still walking the earth?

Thuringia has voted!
2019-10-28 — 4 minutes
Another rip in the increasingly tattered fabric of German politics. Still no change though – yet.

Hate speech sanitizer
2019-10-26 — 4 minutes
A simple tool for those who don't want to cause offence. 'So shines a good deed in a naughty world'.

Switzerland has voted!
2019-10-20 | 2019-10-21 — 2 minutes
Be still my beating heart. Or, even better, be young and be green.

Quote and image of the month for October
2019-10-18 — 2 minutes
Quote: Georg Trakl, Verklärter Herbst. Image: Peder Severin Krøyer, Wine Harvest in the Tyrol.

Another Schubert portrait turns up
2019-10-17 — 6 minutes
Well, its got the specs at least, but nothing else.

Dividing the two Irelands
2019-10-15 | 2019-10-20 — 5 minutes
More at stake than the administrative fudge of a 'backstop'.

The green daydream
2019-10-14 | 2019-10-15 — 10 minutes
A 20-second animated glimpse into the psychopathology of the green mind.

The quince
2019-10-08 — 5 minutes
Still inedible after two and a half millennia.

Green steering charges
2019-10-04 | 2019-10-05 — 13 minutes
Bad if they don't work, terrible if they do.

Scrapbook for September
2019-09-01 — 5 minutes
The Brexit deal explained | On the rug edge | Half-baked | Dim and dimmer | Greta Thunberg: climate victim | Home page illustrations | Die Schöne Müllerin website

A Swiss simpleton's guide to Global Warming
2019-09-29 — 4 minutes
More fakery from MeteoSwiss, created for and by simpletons.

A Schwanengesang website
2019-09-29 — 3 minutes
Will this delusion ever end? Doesn't look like it.

The trembling aspen
2019-09-27 | 2019-09-30 — 30 minutes
A look at the literary and musical life of a Populus tremula, with a contribution from Franz Schubert.

Boris™ in the bunker
2019-09-19 | 2019-10-07 — 5 minutes
The end cannot come soon enough for the incredible one.

David Cameron
2019-09-18 | 2019-09-19 — 4 minutes
Risen from the crypt but still not getting it.

Quote and image of the month for September
2019-09-17 — 8 minutes
Quote: Rudolf Hagelstange Bei den schwarzen Baptisten. Image: Norman Rockwell, The Problem We All Live With.

The New Age dawns in the EU
2019-09-14 — 4 minutes
Social engineering in the service of the European Way of Life.

Dr Rita Steblin
2019-09-13 — 1 minute
An obituary notice for the Beethoven and Schubert scholar.

The European Green Deal
2019-09-11 — 2 minutes
Double Dutch: for 'Deal' read 'Diktat'.

Franz Schubert and Ludwig Rellstab
2019-09-09 | 2020-10-22 — 42 minutes
Yet more Schwanengesang nonsense. Seven execrable poems, six desperate settings, one super hit.

No change in Sachsen and Brandenburg
2019-09-02 — 5 minutes
State elections in Germany: All quiet on the eastern front – and everywhere else for that matter.

Scrapbook for August
2019-08-01 — 1 minute
Tempting fate | The Dam Busters | Contempt karma

German solidarity
2019-08-29 — 6 minutes
Sticking it to the rich.

The chestnut tree at the gate
2019-08-28 | 2019-10-04 — 10 minutes
How to learn German in nine days.

Heinrich Heine and Franz Schubert
2019-08-26 — 29 minutes
Two worlds collide.

News from the bunker
2019-08-20 — 1 minute
The Swiss People's Party readies itself for the next election. Are they mad?

Franz Schubert and Heinrich Heine
2019-08-14 | 2019-09-15 — 1 hour 23 minutes
Dismantling Schwanengesang — and about time, too.

Quote and image of the month for August
2019-08-01 — 3 minutes
Quote: Arthur Schopenhauer Die Welt als Wille und Vorstellung. Image: Jan Sanders van Hemessen, The Extraction of the Stone of Madness.

Swiss National Day, 1 August
2019-08-01 — 2 minutes
Alphorns in high places.

Scrapbook for July
2019-07-01 — 1 minute
Boris™ again | Remainers still at the controls | On the moon | Carl Gustaf saves the planet

Boris™ blusters
2019-07-27 — 23 minutes
A ten-minute rhetorical shambles from the new UK Solon.

Boris™
2019-07-24 — 2 minutes
Start as you mean to go on – with a shambles.

Nothing has been learned
2019-07-21 — 2 minutes
Looking in vain for some backbone in dealing with Iran.

Matter and light
2019-07-19 — 9 minutes
Clearing away legacy thinking about colour.

Catullus and Lesbia
2019-07-16 — 8 minutes
The arc of a love-hate affair.

Catullus at work
2019-07-16 — 18 minutes
How did he write his poetry?

Dicing with oblivion
2019-07-16 — 25 minutes
The creation and transmission of the Catullan canon down the centuries.

The Lesbia poems
2019-07-16 — 1 hour 6 minutes
Piecing together the arc of a love-hate affair from the shards that are left.

Scrapbook for June
2019-06-01 — 3 minutes
Boris the Card | Lindenbaum | The choice is theirs | News from the asylum | The last insanity

Why does the Devil have all the best tunes?
2019-06-24 — 2 minutes
Because he has the best people writing them.

The Green-Red media infestation in Germany
2019-06-22 — 4 minutes
Mixing green and red makes brown – no arguing with that.

Getting down with the kids
2019-06-21 — 1 minute
Swiss climate propaganda for little ones of all ages.

Schubert the Insignificant
2019-06-21 — 29 minutes
Time to get rid of the 'Circles of Friends'. While we are about it, let's cast a gimlet eye on the Schubertiaden, those instruments of exploitation and oppression.

Goethe on ice
2019-06-16 | 2019-11-13 — 19 minutes
Showing off in Frankfurt and Weimar.

Could a UK prime minister be worse than Theresa May?
2019-06-10 — 4 minutes
We are about to find out. The dreary political months in prospect in the UK.

Diving deep into Goethe's Der Fischer
2019-06-08 | 2019-06-12 — 40 minutes
Keeping cool on the bottom with the eighteen year-old Franz Schubert.

How many people listen to Schubert's music these days?
2019-06-02 — 8 minutes
Not many.

Scrapbook for May
2019-05-01 — 1 minute
Calm and contented | Doris Day | Seen recently in passing

The European Parliament election 2019
2019-05-27 | 2019-05-27 — 3 minutes
No comfort for Brexiters as the green-red tsunami rolls on.

The Tory party at prayer
2019-05-26 — 4 minutes
They are going to need all the divine intervention they can get.

Not a portrait of Franz Schubert
2019-05-23 | 2019-05-28 — 43 minutes
Let's sort it all out, once and for all.

Franz Schubert's Mensch
2019-05-13 | 2019-05-14 — 21 minutes
What did the preacher in Zseliz mean?

19 May: Another day, another referendum
2019-05-06 | 2019-05-26 — 4 minutes
Another act of Swiss obeisance to its international partners.

5 May 1799: A little local difficulty in Switzerland
2019-05-05 | 2019-05-08 — 37 minutes
220 years ago in the land of neutrality, peace and compromise.

Quote for the first day of May
2019-05-01 — 2 minutes
From romance to realism

Scrapbook for April
2019-04-01 — 6 minutes
Blending in | David Lama | Sunday morning coming down | Lest we forget | To leave or not to leave…

Walpurgisnacht
2019-04-28 — 1 minute
Chimney breasts – bottoms, too. Can Walpurgisnacht survive the #metoo era?

Two fabled stones from Graubünden
2019-04-24 | 2019-04-26 — 17 minutes
A walk on the wild side to Saint Zeno's Stone and the Baby Stone, both currently gathering moss.

Pollen
2019-04-17 — 12 minutes
Earlier and more pollen – another nail in our climate coffin.

Notre Dame: What now?
2019-04-16 | 2019-04-17 — 5 minutes
Knock it down and build something better.

Isaiah the Obscured
2019-04-15 | 2019-10-30 — 22 minutes
Where is he when we need him?

All things Winterreise
2019-04-11 | 2019-07-16 — 1 minute
An impressive new website for the Schubert/Müller song cycle.

Scientists – dontcha luv em?
2019-04-03 | 2019-04-20 — 26 minutes
Not much.

Switzerland
2019-04-01 | 2019-07-28 — 26 minutes
All rocks and hard places at the moment. The old Switzerland has gone, but can the new one survive?

Scrapbook for March
2019-03-01 — 1 minute
Pete North: defiant to the end

Heloise Höchner's first and last love
2019-03-20 | 2025-02-01 — 1 hour 43 minutes
That dithering, heartless narcissist, Franz Grillparzer.

A farewell to Google
2019-03-04 — 7 minutes
The new Figures of Speech site search.

Scrapbook for February
2019-02-01 — 2 minutes
New: citation function | Let them eat plastic | http/https on Figures of Speech

Wilhelm Müller's 'three suns'
2019-02-01 — 5 minutes
Memories of Die Winterreise in the current northern hemisphere cold snap.

Scrapbook for January
2019-01-01 — 2 minutes
Brexit: Are we there, yet? | Why was this website taken offline etc.?

In praise of simplicity
2019-01-29 — 5 minutes
Francis Jammes' Prayer to go to Paradise with the Donkeys.

Speaking in tongues through a glass darkly
2019-01-27 — 7 minutes
Bernard-Henri Lévy – madness mangled.

Wer böpperlet a der chammer a?
2019-01-25 — 3 minutes
Burns Night, 25 January. Night-time pranks, Swiss style.

Doris Leuthard: smiling through
2019-01-24 — 24 minutes
A review of Werner Vogt's new biography of a Swiss political superstar.

Brexit: the end is in sight
2019-01-17 — 2 minutes
But what end would that be? Who knows?

Dass sie hier gewesen D 775: Rückert and Schubert
2019-01-16 — 12 minutes
Two lyrical geniuses at work.

Friedrich Rückert – Kindertodtenlieder
2019-01-13 | 2020-07-11 — 2hours 4 minutes
Blogging rhymes of passage through the dark forest of shades.

2018
2018-01-01
Article list for 2018

Scrapbook for December
2018-12-01 — 1 minute
Spot the human dot | What's in a name? | Aspen year

Thoughts for the coming year
2018-12-14 — 7 minutes
But no tidings of comfort and joy.

13 December: Saint Lucy's Day
2018-12-09 | 2018-12-17 — 22 minutes
220 years ago, William Wordsworth sent his 'Lucy' poems to Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

Alinde D 904: Rochlitz and Schubert
2018-12-03 — 24 minutes
A lesson in metrical magic from the master.

Quotes and images of the month for December
2018-12-01 — 11 minutes
Quotes: George Eliot Journals, Friedrich Hebbel, Diaries. Images: Bartolomé Esteban Murillo, Virgin and Child.

Scrapbook for November
2018-11-01 — 2 minutes
More Envy of the World™ | InSight lands on Mars | Something for the flag experts | Three-bar flags | Good idea, Angela! | Our aspen | More means less

Brexit: where there's life, there's hope
2018-11-24 — 2 minutes
Parliament 1 : People 0.

Hunting down immigrants in Chemnitz
2018-11-19 — 5 minutes
At last some facts, three months after they were really needed. Better late than never.

19 November 1828: the death of Franz Schubert
2018-11-18 — 39 minutes
190 years ago – time to be rational.

Thinking in tongues
2018-11-12 — 5 minutes
A coda to Albrecht von Haller's Bernese dialect upbringing: some excerpts from Martin Walser's speech 'Remarks on our dialect'.

Quote and image of the month for November
2018-11-10 — 2 minutes
Quote: Karl Friedrich von Kübeck: the viva voce examination, 1801. Image: Follower of Caravaggio, Saint Matthew and the Angel.

Empty gestures make most noise
2018-11-08 — 5 minutes
The fake pieties of Armistice Day keep coming.

Protecting the German constitution
2018-11-07 — 5 minutes
Enough empirical truth for the moment, Maaßen. Get out now, before you cause any more trouble for the Dear Leader.

Blasphemy redux
2018-11-06 | 2019-04-15 — 6 minutes
The unpleasant face of secular piety.

Lottery wins
2018-11-04 — 5 minutes
Coping with divine rejection – a sufferer writes.

Richard North, the angry Sage of Bradford
2018-11-02 — 4 minutes
Up a fjord without a paddle. 'My beautiful Flexcit! Wrecked, I tell you, all wrecked.'

A well-known opera – but which?
2018-11-02 — 2 minutes
Guess.

Three early November anniversaries
2018-11-01 — 9 minutes
Tristram Shandy's birth, the death of Byron's 'Boatswain' and Arthur Rimbaud's crossing of the Gotthard Pass.

Scrapbook for October
2018-10-01 — 7 minutes
Kubitschek: down but not out | Aspen calm | The Great British Winter Festival | Gottfried Keller's 'Dreambook'

That German right-wing landslide
2018-10-30 | 2018-10-31 — 3 minutes
German politics through the looking glass.

Albrecht von Haller's love poem Doris
2018-10-29 — 1 minute
16 October 2018: 310 years since Haller's birth.

Life before Doris
2018-10-29 — 11 minutes
Childhood isolation to adult fulfilment 1708-1732.

Albrecht Haller's poem Doris
2018-10-29 — 28 minutes
A grown-up love poem 1730-1732

Life after Doris
2018-10-29 — 13 minutes
Bereavements, rejections, ill-health and loss 1732-1777

Pepper, the dim robot
2018-10-18 — 2 minutes
Compliant Members of Parliament outclassed by a laptop. It didn't take much.

Ballet Zürich's Winterreise
2018-10-15 — 1 minute
Great despair – and that's only the audience.

The Bavarian earthquake
2018-10-15 — 2 minutes
— Did the earth move for you, Marie?
— Not that I noticed. Perhaps next time.

Digital servitude
2018-10-10 | 2018-10-16 — 5 minutes
From digital deathbed to bridal-bed bliss in one hectic weekend.

Phoenix rising
2018-10-04 — 5 minutes
A review of Werner Vogt's new book SWISS – Die Airline der Schweiz

Scrapbook for September
2018-09-01 — 3 minutes
Lunacy of the Year award | Of moles and men | Late summer Tennyson

Gay days in Old Vienna?
2018-09-30 — 6 minutes
Oh no, not that again!

Deviant deed or personality type?
2018-09-30 — 6 minutes
Writing about homosexuality when there wasn't any.

The Poets' War
2018-09-30 — 16 minutes
Heinrich Heine and August Platen calling each other names.

Warm beds and elevated feelings
2018-09-30 | 2019-09-30 — 17 minutes
Sublime thoughts, openly expressed.

Is Theresa May the bottom of the U-bend?
2018-09-21 — 3 minutes
Probably not: it appears to be one long pipe going straight down.

How to write a big book in two days
2018-09-19 — 4 minutes
Professor Julian Horton shows us how.

Schubert's downward spiral, 1827
2018-09-17 | 2018-09-18 — 41 minutes
Driven to despair by a fourteen-year-old girl, apparently.

The pig got up and slowly walked away
2018-09-04 — 1 minute
7 September: 75 years since the death of Frank Crumit.

Scrapbook for August
2018-08-01 — 9 minutes
Rattling the begging bowl | Coexistance | Ten to three | The noise of apples falling from trees | Tommy Robinson free | The obituary from Hell

Franz Schubert in search of lost time
2018-09-01 | 2018-09-07 — 49 minutes
Does happiness linger in places? No.

Rolling the bacterial dice in Old Vienna
2018-08-23 — 47 minutes
Ah, Treponema pallidum pallidum! — and who's your pretty friend?

Google, facebook, Switzerland – peas in a pod
2018-08-13 | 2019-07-28 — 6 minutes
Internet user tracking the official Swiss way.

Language, Truth and Logic
2018-08-06 — 12 minutes
We're right, you're wrong. Go away and shut up.

Scrapbook for July
2018-07-01 — 6 minutes
Two lettuce leaves short of a salad | Tommy Robinson | For your diary | Our aspen in summer | Here we go again | Don't do it, Vernon! | The free market | That Brexit shambles | Novichok: the story so far

Friedrich Gottlieb Klopstock: Der Zürchersee
2018-07-30 | 2020-10-22 — 54 minutes
Love Island 30 July 1750, with a Seefahrt that is not to be sniffed at. A meditation for the Swiss National Day, 1 August.

The Poetry Bookshop 1913-1935
2018-07-17 | 2019-01-06 — 16 minutes
Just what was needed on the eve of the Great War.

Brexit: statements to remember
2018-07-14 — 4 minutes
Just make sure you remember them correctly.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau's herbarium 1772
2018-07-13 — 2 minutes
2 July 1778: 240th anniversary of Jean-Jacques Rousseau's death.

Germany: where are we? Where are we going?
2018-07-10 — 5 minutes
Nowhere. Fast. Does it matter? No.

Franz Schubert below stairs
2018-07-08 | 2019-05-08 — 1 hour 24 minutes
July-November 1818: 200 years ago in Hungary.

Scrapbook for June
2018-06-01 — 5 minutes
Solar sucks | Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) | The Art of the Deal | Yet more site changes | More site changes | Site changes | Trump meets Rump

The Kaiserbrunnen in Konstanz
2018-06-28 — 19 minutes
25 years ago the 'Fountain of the Emperors' caught up with the modern world.

5 July 1948: 70 years of the NHS soup kitchen
2018-06-25 | 2018-10-13 — 19 minutes
It could have been worse. No, it couldn't.

Folk Devils and Moral Panics
2018-06-22 — 6 minutes
Just don't mention the war – even if you manage to remember it.

All at sea with Seehofer
2018-06-20 — 8 minutes
Sink or swim time for Germany's flexible Interior Minister and his aggrieved party.

20 June 1914: blasting and blessing
2018-06-18 — 23 minutes
Whipping up an artistic storm as the thunderclouds gather.

Hitler: demon, dummy or smooth operator?
2018-06-12 — 5 minutes
Oh no, not him again…

The Swiss, bless 'em!
2018-06-11 — 2 minutes
Sense and senselessness, all in one weekend.

Image of the month for June
2018-06-10 — 4 minutes
Henriette Browne, A Girl Writing.

3 June 1828: Fugue at midnight
2018-06-03 | 2018-06-27 — 24 minutes
Franz Schubert once again working for nothing, 190 years ago.

Leftist bias at Google?
2018-06-02 — 1 minute
Surely not! Seek and ye shall find…

Scrapbook for May
2018-05-01 — 6 minutes
Site changes | Yulia Skripal | Yet more on the GDPR | The GDPR(?) | UK trade post-Brexit | Playing the Windsors | Comment of the day | That time of year when… | 999 blue balloons | Site changes

23 May 1618: the Second Defenestration of Prague
2018-05-30 — 13 minutes
400 years ago, the brutal start of the brutal Thirty Years' War.

Tommy Robinson: jailbird
2018-05-28 | 2018-06-14 — 22 minutes
That'll learn him. We certainly hope so.

Richard North: still bouncing off the walls
2018-05-27 — 4 minutes
A quick glimpse through the peephole of his padded cell. No change – best not open the door.

German transgender gender
2018-05-26 | 2018-06-11 — 21 minutes
No laughing matter.

Serious advice for all men
2018-05-23 | 2018-06-06 — 6 minutes
Scouting for Girls or Boys. Some words for the innocent: Be prepared.

Peter Winkler reports from Planet Zog
2018-05-22 — 6 minutes
At last, the Swiss get to hear the truth about that Trump chap. It's worse than they thought.

British Republic Day
2018-05-21 | 2018-07-18 — 5 minutes
20 May 2018 was the start; the end will come sooner than anyone thinks.

Staring into the cultural abyss
2018-05-20 | 2018-05-21 — 6 minutes
A wedding that will be remembered – but for all the wrong reasons.

Brexit and Ireland
2018-05-18 | 2018-07-13 — 3 minutes
Let the UK have a fresh start with Ireland.

Suicide by cop in Gaza
2018-05-17 | 2018-05-17 — 2 minutes
David picks up a rock and lobs it in Goliath's direction. We know how this will end.

Diana's revenge
2018-05-16 — 2 minutes
The fall of the House of Windsor: coming along nicely.

Winston Churchill: animal lover
2018-05-16 — 8 minutes
Horses, dogs, cats, geese, goldfish – even the odd ladybird.

Behind the copyright ramparts
2018-05-11 — 5 minutes
Doing dead artists no favours at all.

Our battery-powered Smart Grid
2018-05-09 — 4 minutes
Dumb as a rock – but at least it really is dumb now.

The New Hambacher Fest 2018
2018-05-08 | 2018-05-10 — 12 minutes
Those right-wing thugs winding us up again. Good job so few people heard about it.

5 May 1818: Marxmas
2018-05-02 | 2018-05-05 — 23 minutes
The 200th anniversary of the birth of Karl Marx. Still crazy after all these years.

3 May 1810: Lord Byron and Lt. Ekenhead swim across the Hellespont
2018-05-01 — 24 minutes
Not as simple as it sounds.

Scrapbook for April
2018-04-01 — 3 minutes
King Louis | Pallywood | The art of wellbeing tour | Sun Queen nuts | Germany: Toddlers mixing paint | Patience

The case of Alfie Evans
2018-04-29 — 4 minutes
Awful. In every respect.

The hydrogen fuel cell takes flight
2018-04-27 | 2018-04-28 — 10 minutes
Bye bye, kerosene. You have served us well but it's time to go.

20 April 1945: Hitler's last birthday
2018-04-20 — 60 minutes
The Klemperers' refugee flight during the last months of the Nazi regime.

The poisoning of the Skripals
2018-04-06 — 3 minutes
An opera buffa of Wagnerian length, lacking all humour.

On the French road to nowhere
2018-04-05 | 2019-07-30 — 4 minutes
And currently getting nowhere fast, too.

Balsamico, Swiss style
2018-04-05 — 1 minute
Cheap and cheerful – a good Helvetian compromise.

3 April 2018: Happy birthday, Balsamico!
2018-04-03 — 8 minutes
Twenty years and still going strong.

Dr Groddeck will see you now
2018-04-01 — 10 minutes
Our Easter special: a psychoanalyst's view of Jan Davidszoon de Heem's Still life with bird's nest.

Scrapbook for March
2018-03-01 — 5 minutes
The cloud of unknowing | Nerve gas: you ask, we answer. | The cheque's in the post | Amelia Earhart | Persil Man | Dog-bites-man

State of the Climate 2017
2018-03-28 — 2 minutes
The ten points you need to know.

Figures of Speech discussion group closed
2018-03-23 — 1 minute
Silence is golden, it seems.

26 March 1828: Schubert's only concert
2018-03-22 — 18 minutes
A breakthrough for Franz 190 years ago that came just too late.

21 March 1918: Operation Michael
2018-03-20 — 7 minutes
The beginning of the end of the First World War, one hundred years ago.

The key question in abstract art
2018-03-19 — 4 minutes
What on earth does it mean?

Going to the dogs
2018-03-11 | 2019-09-28 — 10 minutes
The decline and fall of Andermatt, Switzerland.

The Sound of Martial Music
2018-03-06 | 2018-03-24 — 45 minutes
Seven days in March eighty years ago: the Austrian Anschluss.

Judgement of Solomon required
2018-03-01 — 5 minutes
Never mind. Let's all sit down and have a chat about it.

To Charlotte While Shaving
2018-03-01 — 2 minutes
A remarkably prescient verse portrait of the childhood of Theresa May.

Scrapbook for February
2018-02-01 — 7 minutes
Dementia and alcohol | A new dawn breaks | Deplorable fake news | Not so grand Coalition | Germany: Grand Coalition defined | Cuprinol Man

'Now WE ask the questions'
2018-02-27 — 8 minutes
The wind of change in Germany? Götz Kubitschek's speech to the Zukunft Heimat demonstration in Cottbus on 24 February.

22 February 1943: the White Rose
2018-02-24 — 4 minutes
Hans and Sophie Scholl, Christoph Probst: guillotined on this day 75 years ago.

The PostAuto car crash
2018-02-24 | 2019-07-28 — 5 minutes
The unpleasant whiff of subsidy corruption in Switzerland.

Mass shootings in the USA
2018-02-23 — 3 minutes
No quick fix, no easy solution.

Kippered Kirsty: a lesson to us all
2018-02-21 | 2018-02-24 — 4 minutes
In defence of the unreasonable, the bloody-minded and the pig-headed amongst us.

Midnight, 21 February 1818
2018-02-21 — 29 minutes
On this day 200 years ago, Franz Schubert was drunk in charge of an inkpot.

Martin… er… who?
2018-02-10 | 2018-02-10 — 2 minutes
The German Foreign Minister for 36 hours. Gone and soon to be completely forgotten.

It's a hard life at the FBI
2018-02-08 | 2018-02-25 — 2 minutes
Maybe get a blister on your little finger. Maybe get a blister on your thumb.

Watergate through the looking glass
2018-02-05 — 3 minutes
No smoking gun but a lot of mirrors.

Desperately hating Donald
2018-02-02 | 2018-02-07 — 22 minutes
The German-speaking media opines on President Trump's SOTUS speech.

Pulling the plug on the Swiss broadcaster
2018-02-01 | 2018-03-04 — 3 minutes
An interesting referendum coming up on 4 March in Switzerland.

The real Elizabeth Layton
2018-02-01 — 8 minutes
Wartime clouds of smoke in 10 Downing Street.

The Peter Principle – May extension
2018-02-01 | 2018-02-24 — 16 minutes
Every day more and more people ask themselves: How did someone as dim and incompetent as Theresa May get to be Prime Minister of Britain?

Quote and image of the month for January
2018-01-01 — 2 minutes
Quote: Gérard de Nerval, Aurélia ou le rêve et la vie. Image: Vincent van Gogh, The Starry Night.

Scrapbook for January
2018-01-01 — 6 minutes
Germany: no change – as usual | The End of the Rainbow | A word to the wise | Ordinary Passengers | Our solitary aspen cluster | NHS excuse of the week | Envy-of-the-World™ – no change | Warpaint | Eight dummies and a funeral

Franz Schubert's 31st birthday
2018-01-30 — 5 minutes
31 January 1828. Celebrating his last birthday with a big hit.

January 1818: Franz Schubert dodges the draft
2018-01-24 | 2018-02-14 — 4 minutes
Saved for musical posterity by three quarters of an inch.

21 January: Saint Meinrad's Day
2018-01-21 — 5 minutes
Clubbing in the Dark Forest. Even the ravens were upset.

Hotting things up in the USA
2018-01-19 — 3 minutes
A guide to making measurements fit the theory.

Swiss Government-sponsored CAGW alarmism
2018-01-18 | 2018-01-30 — 22 minutes
Does the Swiss Federal Metereological Office actually believe the stuff they write? We hope not.

Gary Oldman shines in Darkest Hour
2018-01-16 — 4 minutes
An actor with Winston Churchill's DNA – A review of Joe Wright's film Darkest Hour.

The Base and the Superstructure
2018-01-14 | 2018-01-14 — 25 minutes
Why you can never control social media. It is what it is.

W.H. Auden's poem The Witnesses
2018-01-10 — 4 minutes
Poetry for the social media age.

What Theresa did next
2018-01-09 — 1 minute
Our puzzled readers write.

Hole in the wall
2018-01-06 — 2 minutes
The one in the north wall of the Eiger.

Mistrust of strangers
2018-01-05 | 2018-09-18 — 12 minutes
Too late for Mia Valentin.

New Year's greetings from the fuzz
2018-01-02 — 2 minutes
The police in Cologne spreading happiness around.

Two Swiss railway station waiting-room murals
2018-01-02 — 11 minutes
Witnessing the collapse of civilisation. Perhaps.

Were the Nazis left-wing extremists?
2018-01-01 — 7 minutes
Yes.

New Year's Greetings from the Oxford Sausage, 1772
2018-01-01 — 1 minute
Student humour 245 years ago. No safe spaces here.

2017
2017-01-01
Article list for 2017

Scrapbook for December
2017-12-01 — 3 minutes
'On the Morning of Christ's Nativity' | You have been warned! | A puzzle we can answer | Every terror cloud has a silver lining | Grumpy Monday | Dim and Dhimmi | Judith: not to be messed with

The Windsors: only a matter of time
2017-12-28 — 5 minutes
A grumpy end of year report.

A Christmas Carol revisited
2017-12-24 | 2023-06-27 — 12 minutes
The time travel subtleties of Dickens' remarkable classic.

21 December: the centenary of Heinrich Böll's birth
2017-12-22 — 2 minutes
Rushing to the post office.

Strategic goals for the UK post Brexit
2017-12-18 — 1 minute
A least someone in the UK is thinking strategically.

Martin Schulz and the New European Order
2017-12-16 — 3 minutes
Berlusconi, Bloom and Beppe were right – just ask the Hungarians.

Rocks, hard places, cherries and unsquared circles
2017-12-16 — 2 minutes
A Swiss view of the Brexit negotiations – as baffled as everyone else.

Brexit: all you need to know so far
2017-12-14 — 1 minute
Ten days of Dim Theresa. It could have been worse. Actually, no.

Ocean plastic – go and preach at the real miscreants
2017-12-14 — 2 minutes
Please can we have our supermarket bags back?

Here comes the sun
2017-12-12 — 2 minutes
Well, now and again – in winter not so often, but certainly never overnight.

Cooking the goose and the gander
2017-12-11 — 2 minutes
What's sauce for the MSM goose is sauce for the Breitbart gander.

13 December: Saint Lucy's Day
2017-12-11 — 18 minutes
Johann Peter Hebel's classic story Unverhofftes Wiedersehen, 'The Unhoped-for Reunion'.

4 December: Saint Barbara's Day
2017-12-05 | 2017-12-13 — 13 minutes
Empirical fact and the triumph of human imagination.

The Germanwatch Peruvian shakedown
2017-12-02 — 6 minutes
Taking on Big Coal. Nothing happens till the lawyers get involved.

Scrapbook for November
2017-11-01 — 6 minutes
Don't worry, be happy | Shaping the science agenda | Diana's revenge | Peace at last | Thanksgiving | Dim and dangerous | Site changes | Distraction therapy | Still on your own

Richard North beyond redemption
2017-11-28 — 3 minutes
A quick glance through the peephole of his padded cell. There's no hope for this one.

Abnormal normals
2017-11-26 — 18 minutes
Mr Climate takes normals to abnormal lengths in pursuit of global warming.

Squaring circles in Berlin
2017-11-22 | 2017-11-27 — 6 minutes
Or political Venn diagrams with no overlaps.

The UN Climate Change Conference in Bonn
2017-11-21 — 4 minutes
Ten days of conspicuous consumption come to an end. Good riddance.

No change, please – we're not Jamaicans
2017-11-20 — 3 minutes
This gripping German soap: we can't stand the tension!

Sextus and Cynthia, a lovely couple
2017-11-14 — 8 minutes
Just don't invite them to your dinner party.

Extreme weather: quite the norm, really
2017-11-13 — 3 minutes
After a sip of the green stuff, Mr Climate gets a little overexcited.

Sheer uselessness
2017-11-09 — 4 minutes
Counting down to Christmas the UK Government way.

Figures of Speech discussion group
2017-11-09 — 1 minute
Talking amongst ourselves

An outrageous libel of a dead hero 2
2017-11-05 — 2hours 14 minutes
Beyond the press reports it's worse than we thought.

Quote and image of the month for October
2017-11-01 — 14 minutes
Quote: Brian Aldiss, Report on Probability A (1969). Image: William Holman Hunt, The Hireling Shepherd (1851).

Scrapbook for October
2017-10-01 — 5 minutes
CSI: Las Vegas – Crime Scene Incompetence | More days of autumn | British beer | Stag hunting | The twelve days of autumn | Swiss family picnic | Dice rolling by a skilled opponent | The unseen cost of wind [energy]

The UK Communications Act 2003
2017-10-18 — 3 minutes
The process is the punishment, yet again. Think on.

The mystery of Schubert's Unfinished Symphony
2017-10-17 — 32 minutes
A tour of words in single quotation marks, such as 'given', 'acquired', 'stolen', 'hidden', 'lost', 'found', 'unknown' and 'discovered'.

An outrageous libel of a dead hero
2017-10-07 | 2017-11-05 — 4 minutes
Smears and innuendoes come easily to climate scientists.

Mrs Shopping-List meets Pericles
2017-10-05 | 2017-10-06 — 8 minutes
Not a good match. Even the slogan needs to get a grip.

Quote and image of the month for September
2017-09-01 — 1 minute
Quote: Wolfdietrich Schnurre, Der Schattenfotograf, 1978. Images: Various, The Cheder.

Scrapbook for September
2017-09-01 — 3 minutes
Last supper [updated] | A century of progress | Please, Lord, let they handmaid depart in peace (ASAP). | Keeping an eye on the Germans | The school run – alpine style | How to become a published author

The Envy-of-the-World™: solution found!
2017-09-30 — 3 minutes
More of it.

Luddites of the world, unite!
2017-09-28 | 2017-11-06 — 2 minutes
A civilisational reboot in a small Swiss town, now up before the beak.

The AfD: the uncouth, the amateur, the gormless.
2017-09-26 | 2017-09-30 — 8 minutes
Still better than the others, though.

No change, please – we're German
2017-09-25 | 2017-10-17 — 7 minutes
Waiting for Brünnhilde to finish – but why bother? The ending is always the same.

Still on your own
2017-09-24 — 2 minutes
Wear a bin-bag over your head and a bullet-proof vest.

Theresa goes shopping in Florence
2017-09-23 — 6 minutes
The shopping-list Prime Minister does the Renaissance.

Goethe's Gotthard obsession
2017-09-20 — 4 minutes
Three long journeys in 22 years, culminating in a pact with the Devil.

1775. Lili: the first Gotthard journey
2017-09-20 | 2017-11-19 — 34 minutes
On the road with the Werther tribute band.

1779. Charlotte: the second Gotthard journey
2017-09-20 — 1 hour 10 minutes
Educating your duke. Don't bother.

1797. Barbara: the third Gotthard journey
2017-09-20 — 35 minutes
Tell, Faust and a box of rocks. 220 years ago on 16 September Goethe entered Switzerland en route to the Gotthard. How time flies!

Quote and image of the month for August
2017-08-01 — 4 minutes
Quotes: Heinrich Heine (1831) and Conrad Ferdinand Meyer (1887). Images: Léopold Robert, L'Arrivée des Moissonneurs dans les marais Pontins (1830) and Friedrich Kallmorgen, Erntezeit (1891).

Scrapbook for August
2017-08-01 — 1 minute
Decanting the dregs | That Google diversity thing

Moral money
2017-08-10 | 2017-11-06 — 12 minutes
Pierre Gauchat's wonderful Swiss banknotes: gone but not forgotten.

Gratitude: the cement of civilisation
2017-08-08 — 2 minutes
Thank you, ancestors, for all you have done for us.

And is there honey still for tea?
2017-08-07 — 20 minutes
Rupert Brooke, born 130 years ago.

The days of wine and roses
2017-08-04 — 22 minutes
Ernest Dowson, born 150 years ago.

The Gotthard Pass: the heart of Switzerland
2017-08-01 — 60 minutes
Still beating weakly despite all the bypass operations.

Quote and image of the month for July
2017-07-01 — 5 minutes
Quote: Georg Heym, Ophelia, 1911. Image: John Everett Millais, Ophelia, 1851-2.

Scrapbook for July
2017-07-01 — 2 minutes
The Grenfell fire: the EU fingerprint | Getting the most out of solar panels | What's in a name®? | Planet Snowball with brief warm spells

Stephen Hawking speaks
2017-07-04 | 2017-07-10 — 2 minutes
…or not, as the case may be. Either way he's a dummy.

Dr Weather and Mr Climate
2017-07-03 | 2017-07-03 — 2 minutes
Don't drink the green stuff in the beaker! Too late.

Winston and his Swiss paintmaker
2017-07-02 — 4 minutes
A review of Champagner mit Churchill, Philipp Gut's account of the friendship between Winston Churchill and his Swiss paint supplier, Willy Sax.

The German connection
2017-07-01 — 3 minutes
100 years ago, on 17 July 1917, the Windsors emerged into a grateful world.

The total stress of Tom Bombadil
2017-07-01 — 26 minutes
The bit the Lord of the Rings films left behind, thank goodness.

Quote and image of the month for June
2017-06-01 — 4 minutes
Quote: Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities. A Story of the French Revolution, 1859. Image: Samuel Bough, London from Shooter's Hill, 1872.

Scrapbook for June
2017-06-01 — 17 minutes
Progress Illinois Style | Arnie's smallest audience | Dim and dimmer | Pulling teeth | Summer solstice | Trump: the first five months | North update: no hope | Steady as she goes | Jack of all trades, master of none | The art of political survival | No wheels on her waggon | Tesla – makes your hair stand on end | Hung parliament, unfortunately not properly | Swedish National Day | One proxy reconstruction doth not a denial make. Fifty-eight: probably | Smile, you're on Candid Camera | Lucky Lukens | Enough is enough | Breakfast like an emperor

Herd management
2017-06-25 | 2017-06-29 — 5 minutes
The knock on the door in the night. It's for your own good. Really.

The pursuit of happiness
2017-06-19 | 2017-06-20 — 7 minutes
Not as simple as it sounds, especially in two languages.

The other Austrian Economics
2017-06-17 — 3 minutes
The patriotic way to buy your folkwear.

Ransomware: the never-ending story
2017-06-16 — 3 minutes
Don't rely on antivirus software to keep you safe. It won't.

UK sovereignty. Then what?
2017-06-14 — 6 minutes
Some thoughts for laundry-list minds.

Maria Theresia, the great Empress
2017-06-12 — 17 minutes
Born 300 years ago on 13 May 2017.

The wartime prime minister – shaken and stirred
2017-06-08 — 3 minutes
A review of Jonathan Teplitzky's film Churchill.

The Swiss, God bless 'em!
2017-06-07 — 3 minutes
Cultural appropriation in translation.

Goethe's Heidenröslein
2017-06-01 | 2017-07-25 — 52 minutes
Surviving a little prick.

Scrapbook for May
2017-05-01 — 3 minutes
Still on your own | That Tory manifesto | The path of healing | Our Swiss sunbeam expert writes | The rich: not like us

WannaCry – the dust settles (a bit)
2017-05-20 — 6 minutes
This vale of tears, with some shafts of light.

The French, dontcha luv 'em!
2017-05-19 — 3 minutes
No. And neither did Goethe.

The future of energy in Switzerland
2017-05-17 | 2017-05-21 — 1 minute
There isn't one. Why is it always the voters who have to stick the tail on this donkey?

Christian Schubart: the prison years
2017-05-15 — 3 minutes
The author of Die Forelle gets taught a lesson.

Schubart's dungeon cell in Hohenasperg
2017-05-15 — 13 minutes
Now you see it, now you don't.

The commander and the clergyman
2017-05-15 — 12 minutes
Bad cop and even worse cop with some old scores to settle.

His Serene Radiance
2017-05-15 — 7 minutes
Carl Eugen, Duke of Württemberg.

Re-education
2017-05-15 — 2 minutes
Improving you until you stink.

Some relief, 1778
2017-05-15 — 7 minutes
The worst seems to be over.

Fresh air, 1779
2017-05-15 — 9 minutes
A glimpse of a distant, unreachable horizon. The permissibility of pleasure.

The entertainer, 1780
2017-05-15 — 10 minutes
Keeping the commander and his troops cheerful.

Renewal, 1782
2017-05-15 — 5 minutes
Recovering from Rieger.

The Crypt of Princes
2017-05-15 — 7 minutes
Insult your captor publicly: that will get you out of prison in no time.

Free at last
2017-05-15 — 14 minutes
He might have been better off staying in prison.

Schubert: Greatest Hits
2017-05-01 — 3 minutes
Pick 'n mix in the sweetshop. Some tips on getting to know Schubert's music.

Scrapbook for April
2017-04-01 — 1 minute
Site changes

Lied auf dem Wasser zu singen
2017-04-30 — 26 minutes
D 774. Great poem. Great music. Two geniuses at work.

Schubert's friend Johann Senn
2017-04-24 — 2 minutes
For some people, being born on the first of April is no joke.

The Senn family
2017-04-24 — 9 minutes
A Tyrolean family at the centre of political turmoil.

The Tyrolean Fatherland
2017-04-24 — 11 minutes
A land of exceptionalism, independence and Catholic bigotry.

Johann Senn in the Stadtkonvikt and after
2017-04-24 — 14 minutes
The young Tyrolean in Vienna.

Revolting students
2017-04-24 — 6 minutes
German nationalism and political reform.

Cooling down the hotheads
2017-04-24 — 15 minutes
The suppression of academic unrest.

The first exile
2017-04-24 — 20 minutes
Johann Senn's exile in Innsbruck and his army years.

The wilderness years
2017-04-24 — 17 minutes
Life and literary failure after the army.

Who's afraid of Immanuel Kant?
2017-04-23 — 2 minutes
230 years of the Critique of Pure Reason

Scrapbook for March
2017-03-01 — 4 minutes
Martin McGuinness | Something that could not have been said ten years ago | Federal Bureau of Indeterminateness | PR, the European disease | Tour d'horizon (desperation edition)

On your own
2017-03-24 — 4 minutes
Time for a stiff upper lip. It is, after all, the only anti-terrorist weapon you have.

Too much understanding
2017-03-18 — 2 minutes
Gotthold Lessing's little boy

Zurich-Petrograd, one-way
2017-03-16 | 2017-11-19 — 40 minutes
A hundred years ago in April, a decisive moment in history.

Schubert: from child to musical genius
2017-03-01 | 2017-03-03 — 32 minutes
It was managed by a job… and a good job, too!

Quote and image of the month for February
2017-02-01 — 1 minute
Quote: George Steiner, Real Presences, 1989. Image: the new Elbphilharmonie in Hamburg.

Scrapbook for February
2017-02-01 — 12 minutes
Jack of all trades… | Site changes | Samoyeds | Deutschland, Deutschland über alles, reloaded | Scandi noir blacker humour | The Envy-of-the-World™, again | The madness of Prince Charlie | Scandi noir black humour | John Bates, whistleblower | Whose side is North on? | Myron Ebell at the GWPF | Sir Detail and friend | Snowflakes of the month

The Wind in the Willows
2017-02-14 — 1 minute
A new edition of Kenneth Grahame's classic, beautifully illustrated by David Petersen.

Will the real Schubert please stand up?
2017-02-13 | 2025-01-19 — 14 minutes
Franz Schubert, master of disguise.

CAGW in proportion
2017-02-02 — 9 minutes
The Blaise Pascal guide to Catastrophic Anthropogenic Global Warming.

Finding Trumpy
2017-02-01 — 1 minute
The four unaccounted hours of the most powerful man on earth.

Alistair Cooke: urbane BBC opiner
2017-02-01 — 13 minutes
If only Letter from America had taken comments.

The media: Nixon's revenge
2017-02-01 — 5 minutes
Fings ain't wot they used to be. Better get used to it and stop grumbling.

Quote and image of the month for January
2017-01-01 — 1 minute
Quote: Wilhelm Busch, [Sahst du das wunderbare Bild von Brouwer?]. Image: Adriaen Brouwer, Die Operation am Rücken.

Scrapbook for January
2017-01-01 — 6 minutes
Wimmin's busts | Faking it | Swiss snowflakes losing it | George Mikes: an oldie but goldie | Two simple questions that men cannot answer | The poor Hamburger, the poor Berliner | Rail travel costs

Figures of Speech discussion group
2017-01-24 | 2017-01-27 — 1 minute
Talking amongst ourselves

Bedlam through the peephole
2017-01-23 | 2017-01-26 — 3 minutes
A glimpse of the enlightened inmates up close.

Trembling above the abyss
2017-01-22 — 5 minutes
Goethe conquering one of his demons in Strasbourg Cathedral.

Climate scientists
2017-01-21 | 2017-02-05 — 7 minutes
Some are good, but most are just a basket of disreputables. Would you buy a used thermometer from any of them?

Pie-in-the-sky charts
2017-01-19 | 2017-02-04 — 3 minutes
Just run that decarbonisation thing past us again, would you?

We'll do it our way
2017-01-19 — 4 minutes
Blaming the Amis the European way.

Franz Peter Schubert's family
2017-01-18 — 12 minutes
Marking the 220th anniversary of the birth of the composer Franz Peter Schubert.

Charlie to the rescue
2017-01-15 | 2017-01-23 — 4 minutes
The future King saves the world with a stroke of his pen and becomes a peer-reviewed prince.

Blacking up for beginners
2017-01-15 — 5 minutes
The harmless pleasures of byegone days.

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles
2017-01-09 | 2017-02-14 — 21 minutes
220 years and still going strong – well, some of it at least.

Facing facts in the post-fact era
2017-01-03 — 11 minutes
Few facts, not much truth and plenty of fake news.

2016
2016-01-01
Article list for 2016

Quote and image of the month for December 2016
2016-12-01 — 1 minute
Quote: Berger and Luckmann, The Social Construction of Reality. Image: Lorenzo Lotto, Annunciazione.

Scrapbook for December
2016-12-01 — 6 minutes
Editor's note | Himmel und Hölle | Another mystery of modern life | Turning spare kids into money | Shutting stable doors | FoS website change | Testing for Microsoft | Thank you, President Putin!

On the road to nowhere
2016-12-28 | 2018-04-05 — 7 minutes
At the moment short, but tremendously expensive. That's OK, the French are paying.

Backup hell: a visit to the crypt
2016-12-26 | 2017-02-03 — 16 minutes
Christmas, the traditional season for tales of horror.

Beyond analysis
2016-12-23 — 2 minutes
Geertgen tot Sint Jans' painting Geboorte van Christus / Nativity at Night.

Rolling noiselessly through the void
2016-12-21 — 1 minute
A meditation upon Saint Lucy's day, data adjusted.

Judge Judy, the Divine Comedy for our times
2016-12-20 — 7 minutes
The TV programme is a moral compass among the lost souls of modern America.

John Betjeman's poem 'Christmas'
2016-12-18 — 4 minutes
It takes a proper Christian to write a Christmas poem.

'Modesty' – or not, as the case may be.
2016-12-17 — 2 minutes
Antonio Corradini's veiled masterpiece: no modesty at all here, in any sense.

Energy made easy
2016-12-15 | 2017-01-04 — 7 minutes
The thinking person's guide to Energy Derangement Syndrome (EDS).

The Nobel Ceremony 2016
2016-12-11 — 3 minutes
The bling! The frocks! The food! The hypocrisy! No wonder King Charles the Unbathed looks grumpy.

Who is Schober? what is he?
2016-12-09 — 1 minute
Why are you asking me? I've no idea either.

Growing up, growing apart
2016-12-09 — 6 minutes
All change: Sweden, Germany and Austria

On the couch
2016-12-09 — 5 minutes
Austrian analytics: detachment, integration, inferiority, compensation.

Family life
2016-12-09 — 12 minutes
Depravity, tragedy and 'bluebottles' taking notes.

The cloud of unknowing
2016-12-09 — 5 minutes
Managing the documentary record.

The Schobert wakes
2016-12-09 — 12 minutes
Schubert and Schober: charisma, friendship, money and social power.

The cultural circles: 1815-1823
2016-12-09 — 20 minutes
The singer, the salons, the reading club and the dilettante.

The dark years: 1823-1826
2016-12-09 — 7 minutes
Schubert's crisis years, Schober in Breslau.

The final Schubert years: 1825-1828
2016-12-09 — 10 minutes
The days of wine and roses in the coffee-house.

Schober after Schubert
2016-12-09 — 16 minutes
Moving on and falling out.

Quote and image of the month for November
2016-11-01 — 1 minute
Quote: Jules Laforgue, Winter Coming On. Image: Édouard-Léon Cortès, Place de Madeleine, après la pluié.

Scrapbook for November
2016-11-01 — 9 minutes
Envy-of-the-World™ – again | Snowflakes of the Month | Back to the palace | Pointless polling | North gets it – not really | Nigel Farage | Trump: change and hopes | FoS website restructured | All Saints' and All Souls' Days 2016 | Emailing for dummies

OUP WOTY 'post-truth': WTF!
2016-11-16 — 3 minutes
OUP discovers 'objective facts' and sticks it to us knuckledraggers. We still won though, and that's a fact.

Man and machine
2016-11-11 — 2 minutes
The Bad Aibling rail crash 09.02.2016: the idiot who operated the system, and the idiots who designed it.

Climate cognitive dissonance
2016-11-07 | 2016-11-10 — 7 minutes
Coping with uncomfortable climate facts: time to give up?

The Schubert trajectory
2016-11-04 — 16 minutes
Standing back for a detail-free biography.

Esprit de corps in elected bodies
2016-11-01 — 3 minutes
Lurches to the left of me, lurches to the right, here I am: stuck in the middle with you.

Quote and image of the month for October
2016-10-01 — 1 minute
Quote: René Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy, Meditation III. Image: Edward Hopper, Automat.

Scrapbook for October
2016-10-01 — 11 minutes
More intimations of mortality | Alan Turing, useful genius | Dismantling Hillary | Aberfan: a tale of two inquiries | Matt Ridley: Global Warming versus Global Greening | Snowflake of the Month | A grave question | More Waugh | The plague of politics | Intimations of mortality | Mummy knows best | Looking over your shoulder | Spare the rod

The Man in Black: an expert writes
2016-10-26 | 2017-11-07 — 8 minutes
Art historians – they are just not like us. The tedious tale of this slapdash portrait continues.

Freedom of speech
2016-10-23 | 2016-10-24 — 3 minutes
Alive and well and at ease in Swizerland, its home since the 18th century.

A victim remembers
2016-10-22 — 3 minutes
A gentle encounter behind the tarpaulin.

The conquering hero
2016-10-21 — 2 minutes
That Batley and Spen by-election.

Schiaparelli
2016-10-20 | 2018-11-27 — 5 minutes
Yet another European bites the dust on the red ink planet.

The Man in Black
2016-10-17 — 11 minutes
No, not that one, the other one – the expensive one. It's still all about cash, though.

Brian Cox: the zombie staggers on
2016-10-10 — 2 minutes
Back in your box, Jean-Jacques!

Bees pulling strings
2016-10-07 — 6 minutes
It's always the same in hierarchical societies.

Those formative years
2016-10-06 — 4 minutes
The truth never hurt anyone. The compact guide to developing a thick skin.

John Dalton, 250 years old
2016-10-05 — 2 minutes
One of the founding fathers of the Scientific Revolution. Thank you, Sir.

The grape harvest
2016-10-04 — 5 minutes
French white wine: alcohol, child labour, girls for hire and a certain unmistakeable 'finish'.

Babi Yar
2016-10-03 | 2019-07-28 — 3 minutes
Where is there an end to it, the soundless wailing.

Bible studies
2016-10-02 | 2016-10-25 — 5 minutes
Short meditation for Sunday 2 October involving the Bible, that essential book for atheists. Oh… and that other book.

The Jacobin Conspiracy
2016-10-01 — 9 minutes
Making the mood music of Schubert's times.

Circles of conspiracy
2016-10-01 — 6 minutes
Secret meetings, handwritten circulars and strange gestures.

Franz Hebenstreit
2016-10-01 — 14 minutes
The hothead cavalry lieutenant with the big voice.

Andreas von Riedel
2016-10-01 — 19 minutes
The mathematics teacher. How much can a man survive?

Joseph Vinzenz Degen
2016-10-01 — 3 minutes
Some pieces of silver. Fortune favours the betrayer.

Making the punishment fit the crime
2016-10-01 — 2 minutes
Learning from the conspiracy. Closing down discussion and criticism.

The atmosphere under the belljar
2016-10-01 — 9 minutes
The calm people of the becalmed empire keep their noses clean.

Quote and image of the month for September
2016-09-01 — 1 minute
Quote: Marianne Hem Eriksen, Doors to the dead; T. S. Eliot, Burnt Norton. Image: Martinus Rørbye, Entrance to an Inn in the Praestegarden at Hillested.

Scrapbook for September
2016-09-01 — 9 minutes
Late learning | Immigrants, always resented | Snowflake of the Month | Design update | Feed a cold, starve a fever | One mystery fewer | Restoration and reconstruction | Missing links | The medium is the message, Tim | Quelle finesse!

Wrong again
2016-09-24 — 1 minute
And again and again. Ashes and hyssop time on this website.

That Sappho thing
2016-09-23 — 1 minute
Hold on tight to your dreams.

Rustling inspiration
2016-09-22 — 5 minutes
More for Schubert fans: a closer look at Wohin? from Die schöne Müllerin.

Channelled speech
2016-09-19 | 2016-09-20 — 7 minutes
Decorating the slaughterhouse with geraniums.

The houseman's friend
2016-09-17 — 2 minutes
An illustrated guide to emptying the Gtech floor cleaner: a disgustingly filthy corner of the internet.

Wishful thinking
2016-09-15 — 2 minutes
There are practical limits to making allowances, however worthy.

Churchill in Zurich
2016-09-13 | 2016-09-21 — 5 minutes
Seventy years ago on 19 September 1946 Winston Churchill delivered his famous 'Europe' speech in Zurich. Only the people were delighted.

Franz's belljar
2016-09-13 — 25 minutes
The belljar of the Austrian Emperor Franz II comes down over his people. Young composers included.

The other Spaun
2016-09-05 — 30 minutes
Crazy uncle Franz Seraph von Spaun: an heroic life of principled resistance bordering on the psychotic.

Walking with Walser
2016-09-04 — 7 minutes
Martin Walser, Heimatkunde and the art of leaving things unsaid.

In praise of Stephen McIntyre
2016-09-02 — 18 minutes
Dipping a curious toe into the murky pond of climate science. Sharks or minnows?

Quote and image of the month for August
2016-08-01 — 2 minutes
Quote: Friedrich Schiller, Wilhelm Tell. Image: Ernst Stückelberg, Wilhelm Tell mit Sohn/William Tell and son.

Scrapbook for August
2016-08-01 — 8 minutes
The Fall of Man, not quite | Democratic accident | Nice binary dates | Swiss birthnames in 2015 | 'Deep Insight of the Month' award | Sledghammer vs. dagger… | The official mind | Snowflake of the Month

Arthur Szyk: FDR's 'Soldier in Art'
2016-08-29 — 10 minutes
Satan Leads the Ball considered.

Climate alarmism
2016-08-27 | 2016-10-29 — 11 minutes
Down the rabbit hole into the strange, topsy-turvy world of climate alarmism.

Citroën DS23
2016-08-26 | 2016-09-01 — 3 minutes
Gone but not forgotten: the rustbucket goddess remembered.

Artificial Intelligence
2016-08-23 | 2017-01-03 — 7 minutes
Not a very intelligent thing to have.

Portrait of the age
2016-08-20 — 32 minutes
Joseph, Leopold and the Enlightenment manifesto made visible by Pompeo Batoni.

The shipwreck on the winedark sea
2016-08-15 — 1 minute
Tempestuous times for patient polymaths with time on their hands.

The antennae of the race
2016-08-15 — 8 minutes
A lot of crackles, whistles and static during a storm-tossed life.

Non-linear obscurity
2016-08-15 — 21 minutes
Looking inside his head. Obscurity, manifestations, light and shade in fragments.

The Odyssean shipwreck
2016-08-15 | 2023-05-25 — 11 minutes
Struggling on with the windswept Odysseus: over, on and under the water.

The Pisan shipwreck
2016-08-15 — 17 minutes
Pound scribbling in the shipwreck of the prison camp.

The shipwreck in Rock Drill
2016-08-15 — 21 minutes
The white goddess hits the waves in an ample bikini. Grab it while you can.

The shipwreck in Thrones
2016-08-15 — 12 minutes
Getting to the end of the journey, somehow.

Conclusion and bibliography
2016-08-15 — 10 minutes
Was it worth it, the great tempest? No.

Quote and image of the month for July
2016-07-01 — 3 minutes
Quote: Robert Graves, Goodbye to All That. Image: William Orpen, Ready To Start. Self Portrait.

Scrapbook for July
2016-07-01 — 4 minutes
Turkey: the choice | You ask, we answer | Two charts | Respected journalist | Hip dysplasia | Goddess | In video we trust | The chosen ones choose | Boots

The Bastille Spirit
2016-07-17 — 3 minutes
The Green Fairy is not your friend, Brendan.

Classic books
2016-07-16 — 12 minutes
The great unread, a mountain to be climbed? Or shall we just skirt round the outside, like sensible people do?

Renaissance mechanics
2016-07-14 — 1 minute
Skilful recreations of some classical paintings as garage workshop scenes.

Devaluing the family
2016-07-10 | 2016-10-04 — 9 minutes
Let's not upset the childlessly carefree with all these nasty value judgements.

Andrea Leadsom, next Prime Minister of the UK
2016-07-08 | 2016-07-12 — 7 minutes
Without a shadow of a doubt.

Dinner in the desert
2016-07-08 — 2 minutes
Help yourself to whatever you want; the choice is yours. Just don't vomit on your host.

The cradle of the Habsburgs
2016-07-07 — 31 minutes
Great oaks from little acorns grow. Not only that, Emperor Rudolf I died 825 years ago on 15 July 1291.

UK politics grassroots guide
2016-07-01 — 4 minutes
Puzzled and confused by politicians? Empress Maria Theresia knew what to do. The thinking person's guide with detailed construction plans suitable for every level and all budgets.

Quote and image of the month for June
2016-06-01 — 1 minute
Quote: Basil Bunting, Briggflatts. Image: Aureliano de Beruete, Espinos en flor. Plantío de los Infantes (Flowering Hawthorn).

Scrapbook for June
2016-06-01 — 10 minutes
Leave means leave | Jo Cox™: the people speak | Hitting nail on head time | Jo Cox™ | Journalist falls off bar stool | Richard North's posting pause | Mark of respect | Nutjob loners | The funeral parlour | Gotthard conundrum | Envy-of-the-World™ | Gotthard tunnel. Gotthard tunnel? | Brown people

The Tory Chosen Ones
2016-06-28 — 1 minute
Toeing the party line.

EU Referendum, mopping up
2016-06-24 — 2 minutes
First thoughts after the non-deluge.

Voters
2016-06-23 — 1 minute
Now you see them, now you don't.

The fine art of wonderment
2016-06-22 | 2016-06-25 — 11 minutes
The Vincent van Gogh guide to Platonic astonishment.

Infamous last words
2016-06-19 — 4 minutes
For all things there is a time: a time to sniff; a time hold your nose and look away.

Gretchen am Spinnrade
2016-06-13 — 13 minutes
Schubert again. This time the seventeen year-old's 'stroke of genius of the first order'.

The alien hatches
2016-06-09 | 2016-06-24 — 6 minutes
Blood on the body, the table, the walls and the floor – just don't mention the Tiber.

Carbon dioxide: the science is settling nicely
2016-06-08 | 2016-06-09 — 5 minutes
More vindication for the Chief Scientist of this website.

Ignorant? Uninformed? Thick?
2016-06-06 | 2016-06-09 — 2 minutes
We would really like to have your considered opinion on Brexit.

No X please, you're not British
2016-06-03 | 2016-06-23 — 7 minutes
An electoral shambles, just what is needed for a close-run referendum result.

Sahra[sic] Wagenknecht
2016-06-01 — 6 minutes
Neo-Stalinist political lunatic of the first order; a fantasist, too.

The green tick
2016-06-01 — 2 minutes
The successful parasite does not kill its host. Blood sucking in Norway gone wrong.

Quote and image of the month for May 2016
2016-05-01 — 1 minute
Quote: Stefan Zweig, Die Welt von Gestern: Erinnerungen eines Europäers. Image: Friderike und Stefan Zweig auf einem Bahnhof/The Zweigs on a station platform.

Scrapbook for May
2016-05-01 — 4 minutes
Equation | Not a good end | The Donald | How to feel inadequate | Unbalanced revulsion | Le Temps des cerises

At the court of the Sun Queen
2016-05-28 — 4 minutes
One of Hillary Clinton's courtiers speaks out: the result is not reassuring.

Before Schubert
2016-05-24 — 1 minute
The ancestors who made him possible.

Carl and Susanna Schubert
2016-05-24 — 22 minutes
The pious farmer who educated his sons; the farming family who survived disease and famine to prosper.

The two brothers
2016-05-24 — 12 minutes
Johann Karl and Franz Theodor: from the farming village to the Jesuit High School.

The brothers reach Vienna
2016-05-24 — 9 minutes
Karl lands on his feet in the big city, then helps Franz Theodor to do the same.

The two sisters
2016-05-24 — 5 minutes
Elisabeth and Magdalena Vietz: two sisters for two brothers.

Franz Theodor and Elisabeth's children
2016-05-24 — 3 minutes
The composer's family: fifteen children, few survivors, one musical genius.

European wars
2016-05-10 — 1 minute
Your cut-out-and-keep guide, specially designed for the use of British Prime Ministers.

In search of lost timelessness
2016-05-10 — 6 minutes
That midnight feeling.

Saving time
2016-05-08 | 2016-12-11 — 5 minutes
Why?

The EU referendum to date
2016-05-04 — 4 minutes
An incoherent shambles, totally predictable.

The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism
2016-05-01 — 5 minutes
One reason among many for the decline and fall of the Habsburg Empire.

On your own
2016-05-01 — 3 minutes
The three pillars of the Protestant revolution: salvation by faith alone, through Christ alone and through scripture alone.

The calling
2016-05-01 — 3 minutes
Do your best with what you are given: the importance of the 'calling'.

The elect
2016-05-01 — 4 minutes
Are you one of the elect? Prove it, particularly to yourself.

The heavenly balance sheet
2016-05-01 — 2 minutes
The cycle of redeemable sin compared with the fixed plan of virtuous action.

Rewards on earth and in Heaven
2016-05-01 — 4 minutes
Irresistable grace will bring the rewards of Earthly life.

For the greater glory of God: Carl Schubert
2016-05-01 — 10 minutes
The servant of the Catholic God leads an upright and pious life albeit without lasting utility.

For the greater glory of God: Benjamin Franklin
2016-05-01 — 9 minutes
The servant of the Calvinist God follows a programme of self-improvement.

The trivial round, the common task
2016-05-01 — 3 minutes
The beneficial effect of work in pursuit of the 'calling'.

Work: unpleasing to God
2016-05-01 — 4 minutes
Work if you have to, but not too hard. It might even be better to live on your own in a cave for a few years.

Quote and image of the month for April
2016-04-01 — 1 minute
Quote: William Shakespeare, Cymbeline. Image: Dandelions: Two photos of a Swiss alpine meadow taken three weeks apart.

Scrapbook for April
2016-04-01 — 11 minutes
Aide-memoire | #BringBackOurMen | Heartwarming | Dressing gown | Boaty McBoatface | John Whittingdale, chick magnet | The devastating power of hashtags | The terrorists are winning | Butch Spaniards on the rampage | A helpful tip for savers | Headline of the year candidate | The helping hand

Cherry blossom time
2016-04-25 — 1 minute
Unfortunately coinciding with April snow time this year.

Dark chocolate, green lunacy
2016-04-22 — 5 minutes
Fear and loathing in the aisles: buying chocolate the insane way.

Out of the swamp
2016-04-17 — 16 minutes
More Schubert. Matthisson and Brun wallow, Goethe and Schubert ascend to the light.

Richard North
2016-04-14 | 2016-08-16 — 8 minutes
Psychiatric case review: condition worsening.

Do not sleep…
2016-04-13 — 4 minutes
…while the stewards of the world are busy.

Imperial chemistry
2016-04-05 — 12 minutes
Emperor Leopold II's secret and dangerous hobby.

The real Lili Marleen
2016-04-03 — 4 minutes
Certainly not hanging around lamposts.

The Habsburg lip
2016-04-01 — 8 minutes
Branding a dynasty with a genetic defect. If you've got it, flaunt it.

Quote and image of the month for March
2016-03-01 — 1 minute
Quote: Gilbert Ryle, The Concept of Mind. Image: Albert Edelfelt, Good Friends, Portrait of the Artist's Sister Bertha Edelfelt.

Scrapbook for March
2016-03-01 — 3 minutes
Tears: an instrument of foreign policy | Wasting police time | Headline of the year award | Rigour, not mortis | Geography made easy | The god of the forest | Hyacinth time | Swiss referendum updates | The Dohlen are here!

Bedsheet, spreadsheet
2016-03-24 | 2016-11-16 — 14 minutes
How much is your health worth to you?

What's the French for 'dodo'?
2016-03-23 — 2 minutes
Whatever it is, it's dead.

Lenten thoughts, newly assembled
2016-03-18 | 2016-03-24 — 4 minutes
As Christians come to the end of Lent, a period of self-denial and reflection, we ask the question: is it good not to spend money?

Heinrich Heine, 17 February 1856
2016-03-17 — 5 minutes
A tardy commemoration of the 160th anniversary of the death of Heinrich Heine.

The great survivor
2016-03-14 — 11 minutes
The Swiss artist Hans Erni's monster mural Die Schweiz, das Ferienland der Völker. Rescued, but why and for whom?

The Swiss muddle
2016-03-04 — 4 minutes
Switzerland, Britzerland! So much rubbish, so little time to dispose of it all.

The Hans Erni lockdown
2016-03-03 — 6 minutes
Imprisoned in museums and coffee table books, his work is destined for internet oblivion.

Switzerland: now safe to visit
2016-03-01 — 2 minutes
Another spine is pulled from the Swiss hedgehog. After safer travel we now have worry-free flatpack shopping. It may not end well.

Tristram's bad start in life, 2 March 1718
2016-03-02 — 3 minutes
Two hundred and ninety-eight years ago Tristram Shandy was conceived – anything but immaculately.

Montségur, 16 March 1244
2016-03-04 — 3 minutes
The ashes of the 'Friends of God'.

The Cathars, the 'Friends of God'
2016-03-04 — 5 minutes
Recovering the traces of an obliterated monastic order.

The Albigensian crusade
2016-03-04 — 5 minutes
The terrible crusade against its own people and the royal conquest of the Languedoc.

The community under siege
2016-03-04 — 8 minutes
The siege of the hilltop fort of Montségur. Eight months of resistance until the attackers found the fatal flaw in the defenses.

The crowned knot of fire
2016-03-04 — 7 minutes
The fiery end of the 'Friends of God' on Montségur and the obliteration of the movement.

Montségur: video materials
2016-03-04 — 1 minute
Selected video materials about Montségur.

Quote and image of the month for February
2016-02-01 — 1 minute
Quote: Fink et al., The Oasis of Happiness: Toward an Ontology of Play. Image: Benjamin Williams Leader, February Fill Dyke.

Scrapbook
2016-02-01 — 4 minutes
Solar Impulse update | Spare the rod, spoil the child | Swiss snow having orderly fun | The propagation of nonsense | Accumulated wisdom | Some more people not saying things | Eamonn and Ruth's little secret | Headline of the year award

From a night of frosty wreck
2016-02-27 — 1 minute
From George Meredith's The Thrush in February.

Language Lab
2016-02-26 | 2016-02-26 — 6 minutes
The untouchables: decimate and beg the question.

Swiss democracy, seriously compromised
2016-02-22 | 2016-03-03 — 6 minutes
Fighting the ruling classes. Do Swiss referendums matter, or are they just national focus groups?

False gods in graven images
2016-02-17 — 6 minutes
Will the real John Walker please stand up?

Die Forelle
2016-02-07 — 1 minute
Fishy tales, speculations, a decade in a dungeon, oblivion and immortality. You can't beat a good song.

Franz Schubert – The Trout Quintet
2016-02-07 — 6 minutes
The young genius playing for his supper in provincial Austria.

Franz Schubert – The Trout
2016-02-07 — 1 minute
A taste of immortality for a forgotten poet from an unknown composer.

Christian Schubart – The road to doom
2016-02-07 — 35 minutes
How to make enemies and the fine art of annoying nearly everyone at the same time.

Christian Schubart – Taking the bait
2016-02-07 — 31 minutes
Muddying the waters and choosing the perfect bait for the victim: a masterpiece!

Christian Schubart – The Trout
2016-02-07 — 8 minutes
The bright, romantic allegory of deception and kidnap on the autopsy slab.

The grass on the weirs
2016-02-01 — 12 minutes
Serenity amid the tumult of life. Reflection and regret.

Quote and image of the month for January 2016
2016-01-01 — 1 minute
Quote: Edward FitzGerald, The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam. Image: Ivar Arosenius, Backusfest.

Rabid lexicography
2016-01-26 | 2016-01-26 — 6 minutes
The insensitivity, it drives you mad!

Not like us
2016-01-25 | 2016-05-07 — 12 minutes
Our continental friends, God bless them!

Language Lab
2016-01-23 — 5 minutes
A collection of Americanisms and the Great British Stress Shift.

IKEA's loose screw
2016-01-19 — 5 minutes
The last thing you want in a cheap flatpack company is a screw loose. Steptoe and Son go scandi noir.

Nathan's rings
2016-01-18 — 4 minutes
Lessing's Nathan, not called 'the Wise' for nothing.

Brief Encounter II
2016-01-18 — 2 minutes
Fings ain't wot they used to be: Not every man is Trevor Howard. Girls should listen to the accumulated wisdom of the ages.

Mohammed: not my prophet
2016-01-17 | 2016-02-06 — 2 minutes
Do I have a choice? Probably not.

Lunatic calendars
2016-01-17 — 3 minutes
A cheerful month-long Ramadan fast in Svalbard (a.k.a. Spitzbergen) in summer. Is it supper time yet?

Hemingway under the hood
2016-01-15 — 8 minutes
Let's lift the lid on the genius and his chiasmic creations.

Sharing the risk
2016-01-09 | 2016-01-10 — 4 minutes
We agree with Mark Steyn on almost everything — just not this.

Bathtime for St. Kevin
2016-01-09 — 12 minutes
Seventy-two reasons not to read 'Finnegans Wake'. And one reason to do so.

The dismal science
2016-01-06 — 1 minute
Still guessing after all these years.

The below above
2016-01-06 — 2 minutes
The mould spreads slowly but surely into the jam below.

Sanitised swearing
2016-01-05 — 7 minutes
A trigger warning: sensitive souls should have the sal volatile handy.

Souvenirs
2016-01-03 — 1 minute
Which is real, the souvenir or the memory?

Rockers do it better
2016-01-03 | 2016-01-09 — 3 minutes
Stylish exits by those two rockers, Lemmy Kilmister and Arthur Schopenhauer. They'll be back!

2015
2015-01-01
Article list for 2015

Quote and image of the month for December
2015-12-01 — 1 minute
Quote: Ludwig Wittgenstein, Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus. Image: Modesto Urgell e Inglada, La vuelta del entierro/Returning from the burial.

Die Winterreise
2015-12-31 — 2 minutes
Schubert yet again, but no cheerful bits at all this time, just loss, betrayal, rejection, alienation and wandering.

Chapter 1 – The birth of the text of Die Winterreise.
2015-12-31 — 5 minutes
The 'Urania' text, the 'Waldhornist' text and Schubert's synthesis.

Chapter 2 – Poems 1-12
2015-12-31 — 8 minutes
A narrative of loss, rejection and wandering: the first twelve poems of the Die Winterreise and the narrative thread.

Chapter 3 – Poems 13-24
2015-12-31 — 9 minutes
Themes of despair, alienation and wandering: the last twelve poems of the Die Winterreise; thematic structure and the death paradox.

Chapter 4 – Wilhelm Müller
2015-12-31 — 8 minutes
The biographical background to Wilhelm Müller's poem collection Die Winterreise.

Chapter 5 – Franz Schubert
2015-12-31 — 10 minutes
The biographical background to Franz Schubert's setting of the song-cycle Winterreise.

Language Lab
2015-12-15 — 1 minute
Follicle mites face off, likely causing problems.

M'learned wag
2015-12-15 — 1 minute
The search for wit in lawyers continues.

Close shaves of the Scholastic kind
2015-12-14 — 5 minutes
We use Alexander's sword to cut the Gordian knot of William of Occam's non-existent razor.

Solar Impulse
2015-12-07 | 2016-02-29 — 5 minutes
More news from the suspension of belief department. This time Wacky Races meets Alice in Wonderland.

Fidei defensor
2015-12-06 — 1 minute
Defender of the faith: The Christmas message of the second in line to the British throne.

Suspending disbelief in modern life
2015-12-04 — 3 minutes
The operatic guide to the week's news in which we do not go quietly into that good night.

Die schöne Müllerin
2015-12-03 — 1 minute
Schubert again. Two blondes making out. A talking stream looks on as the hunter gets the girl. Many trigger alerts here.

Chapter 1 – The song-cycle and its prologue
2015-12-03 — 9 minutes
The genesis of the idea of a song-cycle from Wilhem Müller's prologue to Die schöne Müllerin.

Chapter 2 – Poems 1-12
2015-12-03 — 10 minutes
Love and joy: a structural analysis of the first twelve poems of the Die schöne Müllerin.

Chapter 3 – Poems 13-23
2015-12-03 — 11 minutes
Despair and death: a structural analysis of the last eleven poems of the Die schöne Müllerin.

Chapter 4 – The context of the work
2015-12-03 — 10 minutes
The problem of the narrative song-cycle; the biographical component.

Quote and image of the month for November
2015-11-01 — 1 minute
Quote: Wilhelm Müller, Die Winterreise. Image: Carl Julius von Leypold, Der Wanderer im Sturm/The wanderer in the storm.

Shaken, stirred and rusted
2015-11-28 | 2016-02-10 — 3 minutes
Objects of technological desire do not die, they just rust away and become ever more pointless.

The dramatic Climatic Unit
2015-11-27 — 1 minute
One aspect of climatic nonsense still going strong after nearly half a century and now probably too late to fix.

Language Lab
2015-11-25 — 3 minutes
Today we are reaching out to all the significant others on the planet.

Tumbril for two, please!
2015-11-24 — 3 minutes
The Swedish Charlie tackles the evils of this world: hot baths.

Engaging God: God help us!
2015-11-22 — 3 minutes
After the atrocities in Paris, Justin Welby, Archbishop of Canterbury, 'engages God' on a walk. What have we done to deserve this?

Enlightenment redux
2015-11-19 | 2016-02-10 — 24 minutes
Brendan O'Neill calls on us to fight for the Enlightenment. Don't bother: it's dead and gone.

Jigsaw-puzzle grammar
2015-11-13 — 8 minutes
Writing for meaning, as opposed to writing for tedious pedants.

Antisocial media
2015-11-12 | 2016-07-01 — 4 minutes
The definitive guide to staying sane in the social media age.

Highbrow cat-stroking
2015-11-11 — 1 minute
If you don't mind displaying your intellectual credentials, here's how to do it.

Myth Thwitzerland
2015-11-11 — 21 minutes
The 700th anniversary of the Battle of Morgarten in Switzerland and the cloud of unknowing that surrounds it. Something for everyone.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau's NBFF
2015-11-04 — 1 minute
Rousseau befriends an extremely rich autocrat who wants to use mathematical skills to control the world.

Mars will now say a few words
2015-11-03 — 2 minutes
The God of War speaks on the impending Armistice Day, 11.11.2015

Wiki-wacky
2015-11-03 — 3 minutes
Wiki-wacky-woo, I don't know you. Or much about anything else, for that matter.

Microsoft. How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways…
2015-11-02 — 4 minutes
Vista, Ribbon, Win 8, Win 10. Shall I go on?

All Souls' Day, 2 November
2015-11-02 — 7 minutes
Some thoughts for All Souls' Day, 2 November on the Litany for All Souls' Day of Johann Georg Jacobi, set to music by Franz Schubert.

All Saints' Day, 1 November
2015-11-01 | 2018-10-03 — 5 minutes
Some thoughts for All Saints' Day, 1 November on the painting La Toussaint by the French artist Émile Friant.

How to lose money
2015-11-01 | 2016-01-27 — 8 minutes
Desperate to lose some money quickly? Here's how to do it: buy gold. Here is the thinking person's guide for which you have been waiting so long.

Quote and image of the month for October
2015-10-01 — 1 minute
Quote: Ezra Pound, The Cantos of Ezra Pound. Image: Édouard Manet, Un bar aux Folies Bergère.

Carbon dioxide: the science is settled
2015-10-30 — 6 minutes
The much-awaited canonical statement of this blog on the subject of Anthropogenic Global Warming and Climate Change: our chief scientist reports.

Transitioning to November
2015-10-28 — 1 minute
Whatever happens, don't mention the H-word! We offer an alternative for those damaged.

Fanatics: the good and the bad
2015-10-24 — 8 minutes
Jean-Jacques Rousseau's good fanatic: let's see how that worked out.

The bad old days
2015-10-23 — 1 minute
Thank goodness they have gone! Forced gender assignment, a complete lack of ethnic, religious or sexual diversity.

Rousseau! Back in your box!
2015-10-19 — 4 minutes
The Swiss people have spoken. Will Jean-Jacques finally flee back to his sarcophagus, in Switzerland at least?

Troubling the living stream
2015-10-19 — 7 minutes
Easter 1916: The stony heart of fanaticism as seen by W.B. Yeats.

Wittgenstein’s disease
2015-10-16 — 4 minutes
Many people suffer from this disease in silence, attempting to hide their distress from others. A sufferer writes.

Who are you calling a snob?
2015-10-16 | 2016-04-14 — 6 minutes
Classical music? Let's take this outside in the car park.

Red Burgundy – The agony and the ecstasy
2015-10-15 — 5 minutes
How to waste a lot of money and suffer much disappointment in the search for the special one. Skid Row awaits.

Nietzsche's birthday
2015-10-15 — 1 minute
Friedrich Nietzsche would have been 171 today, so let's dig out one or two of his undeservedly neglected poems to celebrate the occasion.

Rousseau in Nature
2015-10-15 — 2 minutes
He's on the stagger still, this time in two Danish universities. [corrected 17.10.2015]

Business Girls
2015-10-15 — 2 minutes
John Betjeman. For once not the lovable eccentric with a fondness for women, old buildings and steam railways, but the poet. The very good poet.

Data despair
2015-10-14 — 2 minutes
One more push in the battle against 'data are'. There are still pockets of resistance: bitter people with nothing to lose who will probably fight to the last bullet.

EU referendum: No thank you!
2015-10-13 | 2016-02-05 — 10 minutes
Holding a referendum on the UK's membership of the European Union is more than slightly bonkers. If it didn't work in 1975, why will it work now?

Rousseau staggers on
2015-10-11 — 1 minute
Latest sightings of this website's favourite zombie. Some people seem quite shocked.

How to end an extremely long poem
2015-10-11 — 1 minute
You have scribbled 6,000 lines of impenetrable poetry. How do you stop? Like this.

Atlas Shrugged: 'Whatever…'.
2015-10-10 — 9 minutes
The great unread: a literary assessment of Ayn Rand's magnum opus. As doorstopper, serviceable; as novel, beyond awful.

Democracy and delegation
2015-10-09 — 1 minute
Quote of the day: Modern democracy and delegation from an Ancient Greek perspective.

Celestial advice
2015-10-09 — 1 minute
There is always room for helpful celestial advice when things don't seem to be going your way.

Jeannot in church
2015-10-03 — 2 minutes
A contribution from a member of the French branch of our therapy group for the liturgically damaged.

The good old days
2015-10-04 — 3 minutes
The good old days of life on the land before the curse of industrialisation.

Quote and image of the month for September
2015-09-01 — 1 minute
Quote: Blaise Pascal, Pensées sur la religion et sur quelques autres sujets. Image: Hubble, the Pillars of Creation.

Bye bye, democracy. Hello, general will.
2015-09-28 — 14 minutes
We seem to be reading more and more these days about the limitations of democracy and the need to take decisions for the common good. All this can only mean one thing: the zombie has awakened and is walking abroad once more. Its name? Jean-Jacques Rousseau. …

Tests of faith, the lunatic's friends
2015-09-30 — 6 minutes
Two ancient stories about belief, lunacy, faith and other quite important things.

Schubert, you idiot!
2015-09-28 — 8 minutes
How Franz Schubert managed to write one of the greatest secular choral works, despite messing up somewhat.
Part of an occasional series on the composer.

S.E.E.D.
2015-09-09 — 5 minutes
It's only now that you find out who your true friends are.

You swine!
2015-09-04 — 3 minutes
It’s a pretty horrible smell. Imagine Saturday night in the gents of the Dog and Badger, late, after every gent has been in there, and even the dog and the badger by the smell of it.

Greenwich Dump Time
2015-09-15 — 9 minutes
Greenwich Gasworks, where are you now? Don't ask.

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2015-01-01
A list of updated content

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2015-01-01
A complete list in date order of the content on this website

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2020-05-22 — 4 minutes
An introduction to his biography and works dealt with on this website.

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2018-07-08
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