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Beginning Schubert

Schubert collection

2017

Stanley Cursiter (1887-1976), Rain on Princes Street, 1913.

Scrapbook for December

'On the Morning of Christ's Nativity' | You have been warned! | A puzzle we can answer | Every terror cloud has a silver lining | Grumpy Monday | Dim and Dhimmi | Judith: not to be messed with

Posted on  UTC 2017-12-01 02:01

Words: 845; reading time: 3 minutes

Meghan Markle in Sandringham on Christmas Day, 2017

The Windsors: only a matter of time

A grumpy end of year report.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-12-28 14:16

Words: 1,164; reading time: 5 minutes

Rackham, Arthur, 1867-1939, 'Marley's Ghost', from 'A Christmas Carol' by Dickens, Charles, 1812-1870, illustrated by Arthur Rackham (1915).

A Christmas Carol revisited

The time travel subtleties of Dickens' remarkable classic.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-12-24 11:15

Words: 2,805; reading time: 12 minutes

Updated on  2023-06-27

Heinrich Böll receiving the Gruppe-47 prize in 1951.

21 December: the centenary of Heinrich Böll's birth

Rushing to the post office.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2017-12-22 11:33

Words: 555; reading time: 2 minutes

John Redwood MP

Strategic goals for the UK post Brexit

A least someone in the UK is thinking strategically.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-12-18 13:37

Words: 183; reading time: 1 minute

Martin Schulz in uniform riding and whipping Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi into submission. Image: Beppe Grillo's blog.

Martin Schulz and the New European Order

Berlusconi, Bloom and Beppe were right – just ask the Hungarians.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-12-16 18:00

Words: 782; reading time: 3 minutes

Who knew that evisceration could be so enjoyable? Image: NZZ/Virginia Mayo/AP.

Rocks, hard places, cherries and unsquared circles

A Swiss view of the Brexit negotiations – as baffled as everyone else.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2017-12-16 09:41

Words: 609; reading time: 2 minutes

Dim Theresa May. Image: Breitbart/Geoff Pugh/AFP/Getty.

Brexit: all you need to know so far

Ten days of Dim Theresa. It could have been worse. Actually, no.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-12-14 16:13

Words: 153; reading time: 1 minute

A boy collects plastic near a polluted coastline to sell in Manila, April 9, 2008. Image: Cheryl Ravelo / Reuters / PRI.

Ocean plastic – go and preach at the real miscreants

Please can we have our supermarket bags back?

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-12-14 10:43

Words: 550; reading time: 2 minutes

Sun

Here comes the sun

Well, now and again – in winter not so often, but certainly never overnight.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-12-12 10:30

Words: 601; reading time: 2 minutes

Michael Wolfe of Titusville, Florida, waster of bacon – the swine! (Brevard County Sheriff's Office)

Cooking the goose and the gander

What's sauce for the MSM goose is sauce for the Breitbart gander.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-12-11 17:46

Words: 463; reading time: 2 minutes

Elisabeth von Janota-Bzowski's design for the 1985 80-Pfennig stamp commemorating the 225th anniversary of Johann Peter Hebel's birth.

13 December: Saint Lucy's Day

Johann Peter Hebel's classic story Unverhofftes Wiedersehen, 'The Unhoped-for Reunion'.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-12-11 08:53

Words: 4,067; reading time: 18 minutes

Altarpiece of Saint Barbara, 1447 (detail)

4 December: Saint Barbara's Day

Empirical fact and the triumph of human imagination.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-12-05 17:07

Words: 2,910; reading time: 13 minutes

Updated on  2017-12-13

Climate change victim: Saúl Luciano Lliuya, Andean mountain guide

The Germanwatch Peruvian shakedown

Taking on Big Coal. Nothing happens till the lawyers get involved.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2017-12-02 09:46

Words: 1,510; reading time: 6 minutes

Marcel Rieder (1851-1925), Jeune femme cousante, 1898

Scrapbook for November

Don't worry, be happy | Shaping the science agenda | Diana's revenge | Peace at last | Thanksgiving | Dim and dangerous | Site changes | Distraction therapy | Still on your own

Posted on  UTC 2017-11-01 02:01

Words: 1,331; reading time: 6 minutes

It's all in paragraph 14b(ii) you fools!

Richard North beyond redemption

A quick glance through the peephole of his padded cell. There's no hope for this one.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-11-28 11:37

Words: 769; reading time: 3 minutes

Don't drink the green stuff! Too late – meet Mr Climate.

Abnormal normals

Mr Climate takes normals to abnormal lengths in pursuit of global warming.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-11-26 13:33

Words: 4,065; reading time: 18 minutes

German Federal President, Frank-Walter Steinmeier. Not laughing now.

Squaring circles in Berlin

Or political Venn diagrams with no overlaps.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2017-11-22 11:14

Words: 1,439; reading time: 6 minutes

Updated on  2017-11-27

Building the BONN Zone at COP23.

The UN Climate Change Conference in Bonn

Ten days of conspicuous consumption come to an end. Good riddance.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-11-21 14:45

Words: 1,013; reading time: 4 minutes

Jamaica? Nein danke!

No change, please – we're not Jamaicans

This gripping German soap: we can't stand the tension!

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2017-11-20 10:14

Words: 828; reading time: 3 minutes

Peter Paul Rubens (1577-1640), Het toilet van Venus, c1613 (detail)

Sextus and Cynthia, a lovely couple

Just don't invite them to your dinner party.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2017-11-14 07:47

Words: 1,978; reading time: 8 minutes

Don't drink the green stuff! Too late – meet Mr Climate.

Extreme weather: quite the norm, really

After a sip of the green stuff, Mr Climate gets a little overexcited.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-11-13 09:17

Words: 707; reading time: 3 minutes

Touching up Mrs May at Madame Tussauds

Sheer uselessness

Counting down to Christmas the UK Government way.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-11-09 16:22

Words: 919; reading time: 4 minutes

Käthe Kollwitz (1867-1945) 'Ein Weberaufstand - Beratung', 'Weavers' Revolt - Discussion', 1897.

Figures of Speech discussion group

Talking amongst ourselves

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-11-09 13:05

Words: 74; reading time: 1 minute

Commander Edward Evans in 1914

An outrageous libel of a dead hero 2

Beyond the press reports it's worse than we thought.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-11-05 12:16

Words: 29,588; reading time: 2hours 14 minutes

William Holman Hunt (1827-1910), The Hireling Shepherd, 1851 (detail).

Quote and image of the month for October

Quote: Brian Aldiss, Report on Probability A (1969). Image: William Holman Hunt, The Hireling Shepherd (1851).

Posted on  UTC 2017-11-01 01:02

Words: 3,116; reading time: 14 minutes

Paul Cézanne (1839-1906), Apples, 1878-79

Scrapbook for October

CSI: Las Vegas – Crime Scene Incompetence | More days of autumn | British beer | Stag hunting | The twelve days of autumn | Swiss family picnic | Dice rolling by a skilled opponent | The unseen cost of wind [energy]

Posted on  UTC 2017-10-01 02:01

Words: 1,265; reading time: 5 minutes

Image from Airsoft War Games Action Scotland

The UK Communications Act 2003

The process is the punishment, yet again. Think on.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-10-18 10:53

Words: 782; reading time: 3 minutes

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

The mystery of Schubert's Unfinished Symphony

A tour of words in single quotation marks, such as 'given', 'acquired', 'stolen', 'hidden', 'lost', 'found', 'unknown' and 'discovered'.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-10-17 15:28

Words: 7,214; reading time: 32 minutes

Commander Edward Evans in 1914

An outrageous libel of a dead hero

Smears and innuendoes come easily to climate scientists.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-10-07 11:13

Words: 989; reading time: 4 minutes

Updated on  2017-11-05

Mrs Shopping-List's little helpers

Mrs Shopping-List meets Pericles

Not a good match. Even the slogan needs to get a grip.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-10-05 11:01

Words: 1,771; reading time: 8 minutes

Updated on  2017-10-06

A Cheder in Lubli, Poland, in 1924 (detail).

Quote and image of the month for September

Quote: Wolfdietrich Schnurre, Der Schattenfotograf, 1978. Images: Various, The Cheder.

Posted on  UTC 2017-09-01 01:02

Words: 326; reading time: 1 minute

Carl Moll (1861-1945), Dahlien, ND

Scrapbook for September

Last supper [updated] | A century of progress | Please, Lord, let they handmaid depart in peace (ASAP). | Keeping an eye on the Germans | The school run – alpine style | How to become a published author

Posted on  UTC 2017-09-01 02:01

Words: 726; reading time: 3 minutes

The NHS marching towards a new model of care. Just no oldies allowed.

The Envy-of-the-World™: solution found!

More of it.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-09-30 10:21

Words: 752; reading time: 3 minutes

A manual Hermes Ambassador typewriter from the 1960s.

Luddites of the world, unite!

A civilisational reboot in a small Swiss town, now up before the beak.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2017-09-28 10:13

Words: 612; reading time: 2 minutes

Updated on  2017-11-06

AfD election poster 2017 (detail).

The AfD: the uncouth, the amateur, the gormless.

Still better than the others, though.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2017-09-26 10:12

Words: 1,876; reading time: 8 minutes

Updated on  2017-09-30

AfD election poster: 'have the courage to be Germany'

No change, please – we're German

Waiting for Brünnhilde to finish – but why bother? The ending is always the same.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2017-09-25 09:14

Words: 1,711; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2017-10-17

Cressida Dick, Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police. Image: ©Katie Chan

Still on your own

Wear a bin-bag over your head and a bullet-proof vest.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-09-24 09:23

Words: 449; reading time: 2 minutes

Theresa May in Florence 22.09.2017: grey room, grey background, grey person.

Theresa goes shopping in Florence

The shopping-list Prime Minister does the Renaissance.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-09-23 12:02

Words: 1,338; reading time: 6 minutes

Johann Wolfgang Goethe, 1779

Goethe's Gotthard obsession

Three long journeys in 22 years, culminating in a pact with the Devil.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-09-20 10:16

Words: 921; reading time: 4 minutes

Léopold Robert, 'L'Arrivée des Moissonneurs dans les marais Pontins', 1830 (detail).

Quote and image of the month for August

Quotes: Heinrich Heine (1831) and Conrad Ferdinand Meyer (1887). Images: Léopold Robert, L'Arrivée des Moissonneurs dans les marais Pontins (1830) and Friedrich Kallmorgen, Erntezeit (1891).

Posted on  UTC 2017-08-01 01:02

Words: 951; reading time: 4 minutes

Alexei Harlamoff, Girl Reading, ND (detail)

Scrapbook for August

Decanting the dregs | That Google diversity thing

Posted on  UTC 2017-08-01 02:01

Words: 274; reading time: 1 minute

A detail from Pierre Gauchat's design for the series 5 50-franc banknote.

Moral money

Pierre Gauchat's wonderful Swiss banknotes: gone but not forgotten.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2017-08-10 09:09

Words: 2,848; reading time: 12 minutes

Updated on  2017-11-06

Jean-Antoine Houdon, Voltaire, 1778

Gratitude: the cement of civilisation

Thank you, ancestors, for all you have done for us.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-08-08 15:40

Words: 575; reading time: 2 minutes

Rupert Brooke, photographed April 1913 by Sherrill Schell, ©reserved,National Portrait Gallery, London.

And is there honey still for tea?

Rupert Brooke, born 130 years ago.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-08-07 10:28

Words: 4,455; reading time: 20 minutes

Photograph of Ernest Dowson, ND (detail)

The days of wine and roses

Ernest Dowson, born 150 years ago.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-08-04 18:59

Words: 4,946; reading time: 22 minutes

Joseph Mallord William Turner (1775-1851), The Devil's Bridge, St Gothard c.1803–4. Photo ©Tate.

The Gotthard Pass: the heart of Switzerland

Still beating weakly despite all the bypass operations.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2017-08-01 07:00

Words: 13,266; reading time: 60 minutes

John Everett Millais, 'Ophelia', 1851-2.

Quote and image of the month for July

Quote: Georg Heym, Ophelia, 1911. Image: John Everett Millais, Ophelia, 1851-2.

Posted on  UTC 2017-07-01 01:02

Words: 1,138; reading time: 5 minutes

Joaquin Torres-Garcia, 'Constructive Locomotive North', 1929

Scrapbook for July

The Grenfell fire: the EU fingerprint | Getting the most out of solar panels | What's in a name®? | Planet Snowball with brief warm spells

Posted on  UTC 2017-07-01 02:01

Words: 493; reading time: 2 minutes

Stephen Hawking, ND, ©BBC

Stephen Hawking speaks

…or not, as the case may be. Either way he's a dummy.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-07-04 09:33

Words: 582; reading time: 2 minutes

Updated on  2017-07-10

The future is orange, er... almost certainly not.

Dr Weather and Mr Climate

Don't drink the green stuff in the beaker! Too late.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-07-03 10:05

Words: 586; reading time: 2 minutes

Updated on  2017-07-03

From the cover of 'Champagner mit Churchill'

Winston and his Swiss paintmaker

A review of Champagner mit Churchill, Philipp Gut's account of the friendship between Winston Churchill and his Swiss paint supplier, Willy Sax.

Posted by Werner Vogt on  UTC 2017-07-02 12:50

Words: 921; reading time: 4 minutes

King George V in Russian uniform, 22 August 1913

The German connection

100 years ago, on 17 July 1917, the Windsors emerged into a grateful world.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2017-07-01 16:15

Words: 768; reading time: 3 minutes

John Ronald Reuel Tolkien (1892-1973)

The total stress of Tom Bombadil

The bit the Lord of the Rings films left behind, thank goodness.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-07-01 09:44

Words: 5,795; reading time: 26 minutes

Samuel Bough, 'London from Shooter's Hill', 1872

Quote and image of the month for June

Quote: Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities. A Story of the French Revolution, 1859. Image: Samuel Bough, London from Shooter's Hill, 1872.

Posted on  UTC 2017-06-01 01:02

Words: 885; reading time: 4 minutes

Vassily Kandinsky, 'Composition-8' (detail), 1923

Scrapbook for June

Progress Illinois Style | Arnie's smallest audience | Dim and dimmer | Pulling teeth | Summer solstice | Trump: the first five months | North update: no hope | Steady as she goes | Jack of all trades, master of none | The art of political survival | No wheels on her waggon | Tesla – makes your hair stand on end | Hung parliament, unfortunately not properly | Swedish National Day | One proxy reconstruction doth not a denial make. Fifty-eight: probably | Smile, you're on Candid Camera | Lucky Lukens | Enough is enough | Breakfast like an emperor

Posted on  UTC 2017-06-01 02:01

Words: 3,931; reading time: 17 minutes

Chalcots Estate, London, June 24 ©PA/MailOnline

Herd management

The knock on the door in the night. It's for your own good. Really.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-06-25 11:22

Words: 1,220; reading time: 5 minutes

Updated on  2017-06-29

Ben Lawrence, UK Telegraph, Image: ©Telegraph.

The pursuit of happiness

Not as simple as it sounds, especially in two languages.

Posted by Austin Morris on  UTC 2017-06-19 10:43

Words: 1,592; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2017-06-20

Fa. Weinbauer: Lederhose aus Rothirschleder 'Altausee'

The other Austrian Economics

The patriotic way to buy your folkwear.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2017-06-17 11:10

Words: 789; reading time: 3 minutes

Never give up hope, Stan!

Ransomware: the never-ending story

Don't rely on antivirus software to keep you safe. It won't.

Posted by Austin Morris on  UTC 2017-06-16 11:21

Words: 866; reading time: 3 minutes

William Charles May, statue of Britannia on the Armada Memorial, Plymouth Hoe, 1888.

UK sovereignty. Then what?

Some thoughts for laundry-list minds.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-06-14 07:38

Words: 1,519; reading time: 6 minutes

Jean-Étienne Liotard, Maria Theresia, 1762 (detail)

Maria Theresia, the great Empress

Born 300 years ago on 13 May 2017.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-06-12 11:55

Words: 3,846; reading time: 17 minutes

Photo by Cohen Media Group, © Cohen Media Group 2017

The wartime prime minister – shaken and stirred

A review of Jonathan Teplitzky's film Churchill.

Posted by Werner Vogt on  UTC 2017-06-08 10:53

Words: 816; reading time: 3 minutes

The Swiss on the Grand Tour

The Swiss, God bless 'em!

Cultural appropriation in translation.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-06-07 07:07

Words: 719; reading time: 3 minutes

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

Goethe's Heidenröslein

Surviving a little prick.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-06-01 11:05

Words: 11,470; reading time: 52 minutes

Updated on  2017-07-25

Frank Millet, 'A Cosy Corner' (detail), 1884

Scrapbook for May

Still on your own | That Tory manifesto | The path of healing | Our Swiss sunbeam expert writes | The rich: not like us

Posted on  UTC 2017-05-01 02:01

Words: 846; reading time: 3 minutes

Never give up hope, Stan!

WannaCry – the dust settles (a bit)

This vale of tears, with some shafts of light.

Posted by Austin Morris on  UTC 2017-05-20 14:18

Words: 1,434; reading time: 6 minutes

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, copy by Eberhard Ege from an original by Georg Oswald May, 1779 (detail).

The French, dontcha luv 'em!

No. And neither did Goethe.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-05-19 12:53

Words: 733; reading time: 3 minutes

A cold shower: a healthy way to save the planet.

The future of energy in Switzerland

There isn't one. Why is it always the voters who have to stick the tail on this donkey?

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2017-05-17 11:24

Words: 406; reading time: 1 minute

Updated on  2017-05-21

August Friedrich Oelenhainz, Schubart 1789

Christian Schubart: the prison years

The author of Die Forelle gets taught a lesson.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-05-15 18:40

Words: 849; reading time: 3 minutes

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

Schubert: Greatest Hits

Pick 'n mix in the sweetshop. Some tips on getting to know Schubert's music.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-05-01 14:29

Words: 837; reading time: 3 minutes

Fernand Léger, 'La Lecture', 1924

Scrapbook for April

Site changes

Posted on  UTC 2017-04-01 02:01

Words: 175; reading time: 1 minute

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

Lied auf dem Wasser zu singen

D 774. Great poem. Great music. Two geniuses at work.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-04-30 10:01

Words: 5,809; reading time: 26 minutes

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

Schubert's friend Johann Senn

For some people, being born on the first of April is no joke.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-04-24 16:40

Words: 504; reading time: 2 minutes

Charles Horace Vernet, Immanuel Kant (1724-1804) c. 1800

Who's afraid of Immanuel Kant?

230 years of the Critique of Pure Reason

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-04-23 16:38

Words: 648; reading time: 2 minutes

Harmen Steenwyck, 'An Allegory of the Vanities of Human Life' (detail), c.1640

Scrapbook for March

Martin McGuinness | Something that could not have been said ten years ago | Federal Bureau of Indeterminateness | PR, the European disease | Tour d'horizon (desperation edition)

Posted on  UTC 2017-03-01 02:01

Words: 977; reading time: 4 minutes

Working on your stiff upper lip - what's left of it.

On your own

Time for a stiff upper lip. It is, after all, the only anti-terrorist weapon you have.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-03-24 13:59

Words: 1,088; reading time: 4 minutes

Gotthold Ephraim Lessing (1729-1781)

Too much understanding

Gotthold Lessing's little boy

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-03-18 16:11

Words: 463; reading time: 2 minutes

Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov, a.k.a. 'Lenin' (1870-1924)

Zurich-Petrograd, one-way

A hundred years ago in April, a decisive moment in history.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2017-03-16 18:54

Words: 8,944; reading time: 40 minutes

Updated on  2017-11-19

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

Schubert: from child to musical genius

It was managed by a job… and a good job, too!

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-03-01 07:44

Words: 7,123; reading time: 32 minutes

Updated on  2017-03-03

The new 'Elbphilharmonie' in Hamburg.

Quote and image of the month for February

Quote: George Steiner, Real Presences, 1989. Image: the new Elbphilharmonie in Hamburg.

Posted on  UTC 2017-02-01 01:02

Words: 365; reading time: 1 minute

Langlaufloipe / cross-country ski track

Scrapbook for February

Jack of all trades… | Site changes | Samoyeds | Deutschland, Deutschland über alles, reloaded | Scandi noir blacker humour | The Envy-of-the-World™, again | The madness of Prince Charlie | Scandi noir black humour | John Bates, whistleblower | Whose side is North on? | Myron Ebell at the GWPF | Sir Detail and friend | Snowflakes of the month

Posted on  UTC 2017-02-01 02:01

Words: 2,664; reading time: 12 minutes

David Petersen, 'The Wind In The Willows', 2016.

The Wind in the Willows

A new edition of Kenneth Grahame's classic, beautifully illustrated by David Petersen.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2017-02-14 20:01

Words: 142; reading time: 1 minute

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

Will the real Schubert please stand up?

Franz Schubert, master of disguise.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-02-13 10:57

Words: 3,051; reading time: 13 minutes

Updated on  2025-01-19

Blaise Pascal

CAGW in proportion

The Blaise Pascal guide to Catastrophic Anthropogenic Global Warming.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-02-02 08:32

Words: 1,995; reading time: 9 minutes

Yes, yes, I know it's Bruce from 'Finding Nemo'. He's not in 'Finding Dory'. Consider it a post-fact fact.

Finding Trumpy

The four unaccounted hours of the most powerful man on earth.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-02-01 10:51

Words: 239; reading time: 1 minute

Urbane tripe from Alistair Cooke. Image: ©BBC

Alistair Cooke: urbane BBC opiner

If only Letter from America had taken comments.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-02-01 07:32

Words: 2,870; reading time: 13 minutes

Richard Nixon. Image: www.whitehouse.gov/1600/presidents/richardnixon

The media: Nixon's revenge

Fings ain't wot they used to be. Better get used to it and stop grumbling.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2017-02-01 07:33

Words: 1,104; reading time: 5 minutes

Adriaen Brouwer (1606?-1638), Die Operation am Rücken, c. 1636, (detail).

Quote and image of the month for January

Quote: Wilhelm Busch, [Sahst du das wunderbare Bild von Brouwer?]. Image: Adriaen Brouwer, Die Operation am Rücken.

Posted on  UTC 2017-01-01 01:02

Words: 281; reading time: 1 minute

Kyffin Williams, Welsh Chapel Above Deiniolen, 1972 (detail)

Scrapbook for January

Wimmin's busts | Faking it | Swiss snowflakes losing it | George Mikes: an oldie but goldie | Two simple questions that men cannot answer | The poor Hamburger, the poor Berliner | Rail travel costs

Posted on  UTC 2017-01-01 02:01

Words: 1,352; reading time: 6 minutes

Käthe Kollwitz (1867-1945) 'Ein Weberaufstand - Beratung', 'Weavers' Revolt - Discussion', 1897.

Figures of Speech discussion group

Talking amongst ourselves

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-01-24 07:32

Words: 82; reading time: 1 minute

Updated on  2017-01-27

Social psychologists treating an anti-enlightened knuckle-dragger. It won't hurt, promise.

Bedlam through the peephole

A glimpse of the enlightened inmates up close.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-01-23 11:05

Words: 863; reading time: 3 minutes

Updated on  2017-01-26

Looks nice from down here: Strasbourg Cathedral Spire.

Trembling above the abyss

Goethe conquering one of his demons in Strasbourg Cathedral.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-01-22 13:50

Words: 1,166; reading time: 5 minutes

C'mon, Emily, if it's warm enough to melt huge ice masses, why the anorak? A nice pink cardie, that's all you need.

Climate scientists

Some are good, but most are just a basket of disreputables. Would you buy a used thermometer from any of them?

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-01-21 12:06

Words: 1,685; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2017-02-05

Delicious pie charts

Pie-in-the-sky charts

Just run that decarbonisation thing past us again, would you?

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-01-19 17:59

Words: 748; reading time: 3 minutes

Updated on  2017-02-04

Ulf Poschardt, Editor-in-Chief 'Die Welt'. Image: Claudius Pflug.

We'll do it our way

Blaming the Amis the European way.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2017-01-19 10:26

Words: 1,004; reading time: 4 minutes

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

Franz Peter Schubert's family

Marking the 220th anniversary of the birth of the composer Franz Peter Schubert.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-01-18 16:02

Words: 2,713; reading time: 12 minutes

Tony, Emily and Charlie save the world in a solar powered rubber dinghy.

Charlie to the rescue

The future King saves the world with a stroke of his pen and becomes a peer-reviewed prince.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-01-15 11:33

Words: 944; reading time: 4 minutes

Updated on  2017-01-23

Al Jolson (1886-1950) in the 'Jazz Singer' (1927). Of course you can get away with this stuff if you are a Lithuanian Jew.

Blacking up for beginners

The harmless pleasures of byegone days.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-01-15 11:27

Words: 1,235; reading time: 5 minutes

Joseph Haydn (1732–1809) by Thomas Hardy (1757–1804), 1791. Image: Royal College of Music

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles

220 years and still going strong – well, some of it at least.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2017-01-09 08:43

Words: 4,734; reading time: 21 minutes

Updated on  2017-02-14

666+666+666+6+6+6: A Clinton supporter's view of 2016, h/t Skip Tucker, http://skiptucker.blogspot.com/2017/01/apropos.html

Facing facts in the post-fact era

Few facts, not much truth and plenty of fake news.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2017-01-03 09:32

Words: 2,459; reading time: 11 minutes

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