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Scrapbook for November 2017

14.11.2017 – Dim and dangerous

Now that the distraction of knee-fondling and bottom-patting is fading in a cloud of public apathy, dim Theresa brings the Britons their next distraction: the Russians.

A bit of a surprise really, since Russia doesn't seem to have done anything to hurt the UK. Still, she used her platform at the Lord Mayor's Banquet last night to give them a severe ticking off and to tell them to behave.

To underscore her message our new Palmerston will probably send an aircraft carrier somewhere – you know, the one with no aircraft. That'll bring them to heel.

We hear Theresa at her dimmest. With all the real and very, very serious issues facing the UK at the moment – Brexit, national and personal debt, productivity, military decline and so on – let's pick a fight with the Russians, whilst simultaneously telling them we want to be friends. She is even threatening to send Boris Johnson to sort them out, Mr Mixed-Message himself.

10.11.2017 – Site changes

  • A message-board style comments system has been implemented.
  • The section 'Seen elsewhere' has been removed.
  • The section 'Indexes and search' has been removed. Two of the entries it used to hold, 'Index of people' and 'Index of themes', have been discontinued: as the blog expanded they grew dramatically and their maintenance eventually required too much effort in a sober state.
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07.11.2017 – Distraction therapy

The UK government and the UK media are fussing with noisy outrage over trivia: touched knees, patted bottoms, clumsy flirts and ridiculous pickup lines. Committees will be formed, enquiries launched and watchdogs established. It will only be a matter of time before a Tsar is appointed.

All this is simply the hole into which the ostrich has stuck its head, hoping that all the big issues will pass by harmlessly. It is a distraction exercise that has been seized upon gratefully by people who really should be spending their time thinking and talking about difficult strategic stuff, such as Britain's post-Brexit role in the world, its financial stability – above all its indebtedness – and its defence.

This behaviour comes as no surprise at all, since Britain has a dim Prime Minister and a cohort of ministers who anyway seek refuge in box ticking and shopping lists. The Tory top brass, we are told, have 'circled the waggons' around this dolt, which shows how useless they themselves are, not realising that the party's poor performance at the last General Election was to a large extent a rejection of her. Perhaps, somewhere in their tiny brains lodged somewhere within those thick skulls there might be just a glimmer of a hint of a realisation that there is no one else they might realistically choose as leader who is not also utterly detested by the Tory electorate.

In the Cameron years in the pursuit of votes the party selected and promoted the fatuous and sidelined the sensible. They still have a very few backbenchers in the latter category but there is now no serious person – not one – in their upper ranks.

Hence the relief all round in political and media circles that there is some scandal about which they can chatter until the next serious event interrupts them.

06.11.2017 – Still on your own

Two related themes:

The people shouting about the need to reduce gun ownership in the United States need to tell us how they intend to bring this paradisical condition about. How they are going to disarm the hundreds of millions of people who own fireams legally without criminalising upright citizens, without executing millions of home searches, without starting a civil uprising and without violating the states' rights? Then they can tell us how they are going to take the illegally held firearms out of circulation, too – unless they are just intending to disarm the good guys.

The state cannot protect you, whether from terrorists or from lunatics. No place of public assembly – no church, no Christmas market, no shopping crowd – is safe. John Hinderaker, on a recent visit to Britain, noted that Westminster Bridge, the scene of one of Britain's terrorist attacks this year, has now been decorated with various measures to stop exactly the same thing happening again. Of course, they don't stop something slightly different happening and anyway, once off the bridge the bollards are no more.

To the state we citizens are merely statistics. No government can protect us.