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2015

Modesto Urgell e Inglada, 'La vuelta del entierro/Returning from the burial'

Quote and image of the month for December

Quote: Ludwig Wittgenstein, Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus. Image: Modesto Urgell e Inglada, La vuelta del entierro/Returning from the burial.

Posted on  UTC 2015-12-01 01:02

Words: 174; reading time: 1 minute

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

Die Winterreise

Schubert yet again, but no cheerful bits at all this time, just loss, betrayal, rejection, alienation and wandering.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-12-31 16:10

Words: 496; reading time: 2 minutes

Pieter Bruegel the Elder, The Tower of Babel, 1563

Language Lab

Follicle mites face off, likely causing problems.

Posted by Austin Morris on  UTC 2015-12-15 15:07

Words: 382; reading time: 1 minute

Let's not be judgmental

M'learned wag

The search for wit in lawyers continues.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2015-12-15 08:27

Words: 232; reading time: 1 minute

Despite using Occam's razor regularly, it just grows back!

Close shaves of the Scholastic kind

We use Alexander's sword to cut the Gordian knot of William of Occam's non-existent razor.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2015-12-14 07:18

Words: 1,140; reading time: 5 minutes

The Solar Impulse project gets a sponsor. The hypnotist at work.

Solar Impulse

More news from the suspension of belief department. This time Wacky Races meets Alice in Wonderland.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2015-12-07 15:02

Words: 1,183; reading time: 5 minutes

Updated on  2016-02-29

Geertgen tot Sint Jans, The Nativity at Night, c 1490. National Gallery, London.

Fidei defensor

Defender of the faith: The Christmas message of the second in line to the British throne.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2015-12-06 16:31

Words: 113; reading time: 1 minute

Rigoletto: Gilda in the sack

Suspending disbelief in modern life

The operatic guide to the week's news in which we do not go quietly into that good night.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2015-12-04 13:44

Words: 676; reading time: 3 minutes

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

Die schöne Müllerin

Schubert again. Two blondes making out. A talking stream looks on as the hunter gets the girl. Many trigger alerts here.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-12-03 16:10

Words: 323; reading time: 1 minute

Carl Julius von Leypold, 'Der Wanderer im Sturm/The wanderer in the storm'

Quote and image of the month for November

Quote: Wilhelm Müller, Die Winterreise. Image: Carl Julius von Leypold, Der Wanderer im Sturm/The wanderer in the storm.

Posted on  UTC 2015-11-01 01:02

Words: 55; reading time: 1 minute

Objects of technological desire

Shaken, stirred and rusted

Objects of technological desire do not die, they just rust away and become ever more pointless.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2015-11-28 07:20

Words: 871; reading time: 3 minutes

Updated on  2016-02-10

We all live in a yellow submarine.

The dramatic Climatic Unit

One aspect of climatic nonsense still going strong after nearly half a century and now probably too late to fix.

Posted by Austin Morris on  UTC 2015-11-27 09:54

Words: 261; reading time: 1 minute

Pieter Bruegel the Elder, The Tower of Babel, 1563

Language Lab

Today we are reaching out to all the significant others on the planet.

Posted by Austin Morris on  UTC 2015-11-25 14:22

Words: 819; reading time: 3 minutes

King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden showing the art of understatement in wearing sustainable bling.

Tumbril for two, please!

The Swedish Charlie tackles the evils of this world: hot baths.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2015-11-24 10:10

Words: 668; reading time: 3 minutes

William Blake understood the problem better than Welby

Engaging God: God help us!

After the atrocities in Paris, Justin Welby, Archbishop of Canterbury, 'engages God' on a walk. What have we done to deserve this?

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2015-11-22 08:09

Words: 873; reading time: 3 minutes

Bust of Voltaire at 83 (1778), by Jean-Antoine Houdon at the National Gallery in Washington, DC.

Enlightenment redux

Brendan O'Neill calls on us to fight for the Enlightenment. Don't bother: it's dead and gone.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-11-19 13:53

Words: 5,442; reading time: 24 minutes

Updated on  2016-02-10

Jean Louis Ernest Meissonier, Young Man Writing, 1852

Jigsaw-puzzle grammar

Writing for meaning, as opposed to writing for tedious pedants.

Posted by Austin Morris on  UTC 2015-11-13 08:02

Words: 1,966; reading time: 8 minutes

Fanny Brate, Teasing Children, 1885 (detail)

Antisocial media

The definitive guide to staying sane in the social media age.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2015-11-12 15:27

Words: 995; reading time: 4 minutes

Updated on  2016-07-01

No Mrs Slocum innuendos here, please.

Highbrow cat-stroking

If you don't mind displaying your intellectual credentials, here's how to do it.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2015-11-11 09:26

Words: 117; reading time: 1 minute

Detail from Ferdinand Wagner (1847-1927), Morgartenschlacht, Rathaus, Schwyz, Switzerland

Myth Thwitzerland

The 700th anniversary of the Battle of Morgarten in Switzerland and the cloud of unknowing that surrounds it. Something for everyone.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-11-11 08:44

Words: 4,829; reading time: 21 minutes

Bill who?

Jean-Jacques Rousseau's NBFF

Rousseau befriends an extremely rich autocrat who wants to use mathematical skills to control the world.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-11-04 09:00

Words: 124; reading time: 1 minute

Joachim Wtewael, Mars and Venus Surprised by Vulcan (1601)

Mars will now say a few words

The God of War speaks on the impending Armistice Day, 11.11.2015

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2015-11-03 10:37

Words: 575; reading time: 2 minutes

Wikipedia, the missing bits

Wiki-wacky

Wiki-wacky-woo, I don't know you. Or much about anything else, for that matter.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2015-11-03 09:37

Words: 763; reading time: 3 minutes

They look happier than their customers

Microsoft. How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways…

Vista, Ribbon, Win 8, Win 10. Shall I go on?

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2015-11-02 09:14

Words: 1,015; reading time: 4 minutes

Johann Georg Jacobi, Gleimhaus Halberstadt (Photo: Ulrich Schrader) [CC BY-NC-SA]

All Souls' Day, 2 November

Some thoughts for All Souls' Day, 2 November on the Litany for All Souls' Day of Johann Georg Jacobi, set to music by Franz Schubert.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-11-02 10:12

Words: 1,727; reading time: 7 minutes

Émile Friant, self-portrait 1887

All Saints' Day, 1 November

Some thoughts for All Saints' Day, 1 November on the painting La Toussaint by the French artist Émile Friant.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-11-01 10:12

Words: 1,104; reading time: 5 minutes

Updated on  2018-10-03

A gold trader's assistant

How to lose money

Desperate to lose some money quickly? Here's how to do it: buy gold. Here is the thinking person's guide for which you have been waiting so long.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2015-11-01 09:52

Words: 1,862; reading time: 8 minutes

Updated on  2016-01-27

Édouard Manet, 'Un bar aux Folies Bergère'

Quote and image of the month for October

Quote: Ezra Pound, The Cantos of Ezra Pound. Image: Édouard Manet, Un bar aux Folies Bergère.

Posted on  UTC 2015-10-01 01:02

Words: 153; reading time: 1 minute

A scientist explains

Carbon dioxide: the science is settled

The much-awaited canonical statement of this blog on the subject of Anthropogenic Global Warming and Climate Change: our chief scientist reports.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2015-10-30 10:09

Words: 1,474; reading time: 6 minutes

Allerheiligen und Allerseelen in Mariazell, Austria 2013

Transitioning to November

Whatever happens, don't mention the H-word! We offer an alternative for those damaged.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-10-28 10:11

Words: 422; reading time: 1 minute

Illustration by Gustave Doré, 'Prologue', in Rabelais, Gargantua and his son Pantagruel, trans. Urquhart, Motteux, 1894.

Fanatics: the good and the bad

Jean-Jacques Rousseau's good fanatic: let's see how that worked out.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-10-24 10:44

Words: 1,908; reading time: 8 minutes

Practice makes perfect!

The bad old days

Thank goodness they have gone! Forced gender assignment, a complete lack of ethnic, religious or sexual diversity.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2015-10-23 09:11

Words: 382; reading time: 1 minute

Helvetia: God's own country

Rousseau! Back in your box!

The Swiss people have spoken. Will Jean-Jacques finally flee back to his sarcophagus, in Switzerland at least?

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-10-19 11:24

Words: 910; reading time: 4 minutes

The shrill-voiced Constance Markievicz, c. 1922.

Troubling the living stream

Easter 1916: The stony heart of fanaticism as seen by W.B. Yeats.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-10-19 07:11

Words: 1,742; reading time: 7 minutes

Wittgenstein’s disease strikes

Wittgenstein’s disease

Many people suffer from this disease in silence, attempting to hide their distress from others. A sufferer writes.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2015-10-16 15:08

Words: 1,025; reading time: 4 minutes

Who are you calling a snob?

Who are you calling a snob?

Classical music? Let's take this outside in the car park.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-10-16 11:07

Words: 1,410; reading time: 6 minutes

Updated on  2016-04-14

Gates to Heaven, gates to Hell

Red Burgundy – The agony and the ecstasy

How to waste a lot of money and suffer much disappointment in the search for the special one. Skid Row awaits.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2015-10-15 15:08

Words: 1,164; reading time: 5 minutes

Lou Salomé whipping her two rejected suitors, Paul Rée and Friedrich Nietzsche. Who said philosophers had no sense of humour?

Nietzsche's birthday

Friedrich Nietzsche would have been 171 today, so let's dig out one or two of his undeservedly neglected poems to celebrate the occasion.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-10-15 09:03

Words: 415; reading time: 1 minute

J.J.Rousseau: Still crazy after all these years

Rousseau in Nature

He's on the stagger still, this time in two Danish universities. [corrected 17.10.2015]

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-10-15 14:12

Words: 447; reading time: 2 minutes

John Betjeman, 1961

Business Girls

John Betjeman. For once not the lovable eccentric with a fondness for women, old buildings and steam railways, but the poet. The very good poet.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-10-15 08:07

Words: 554; reading time: 2 minutes

'Data is' or 'data are'?

Data despair

One more push in the battle against 'data are'. There are still pockets of resistance: bitter people with nothing to lose who will probably fight to the last bullet.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-10-14 15:22

Words: 611; reading time: 2 minutes

Swiss referendum on the expulsion of criminal foreigners

EU referendum: No thank you!

Holding a referendum on the UK's membership of the European Union is more than slightly bonkers. If it didn't work in 1975, why will it work now?

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2015-10-13 11:26

Words: 2,320; reading time: 10 minutes

Updated on  2016-02-05

Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Discours, title image. The aristocrat's hat is on the stick - not sure where the head is.

Rousseau staggers on

Latest sightings of this website's favourite zombie. Some people seem quite shocked.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-10-11 14:15

Words: 132; reading time: 1 minute

Robert Browning in 1835. About to start 'Sordello' and working on the neckbeard - both equally ill-advised.

How to end an extremely long poem

You have scribbled 6,000 lines of impenetrable poetry. How do you stop? Like this.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-10-11 14:00

Words: 279; reading time: 1 minute

Ayn Rand in 1936

Atlas Shrugged: 'Whatever…'.

The great unread: a literary assessment of Ayn Rand's magnum opus. As doorstopper, serviceable; as novel, beyond awful.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2015-10-10 09:16

Words: 2,029; reading time: 9 minutes

Pericles

Democracy and delegation

Quote of the day: Modern democracy and delegation from an Ancient Greek perspective.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2015-10-09 15:07

Words: 227; reading time: 1 minute

Domenico Feti, Melancholia

Celestial advice

There is always room for helpful celestial advice when things don't seem to be going your way.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2015-10-09 14:07

Words: 44; reading time: 1 minute

Jeannot (date unknown)

Jeannot in church

A contribution from a member of the French branch of our therapy group for the liturgically damaged.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-10-03 11:24

Words: 635; reading time: 2 minutes

Friedrich Kallmorgen, The Harvest (detail)

The good old days

The good old days of life on the land before the curse of industrialisation.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2015-10-04 09:33

Words: 721; reading time: 3 minutes

Hubble, the 'Pillars of Creation'

Quote and image of the month for September

Quote: Blaise Pascal, Pensées sur la religion et sur quelques autres sujets. Image: Hubble, the Pillars of Creation.

Posted on  UTC 2015-09-01 01:02

Words: 237; reading time: 1 minute

J.J.Rousseau: Still crazy after all these years

Bye bye, democracy. Hello, general will.

We seem to be reading more and more these days about the limitations of democracy and the need to take decisions for the common good. All this can only mean one thing: the zombie has awakened and is walking abroad once more. Its name? Jean-Jacques Rousseau. …

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-09-28 13:24

Words: 3,260; reading time: 14 minutes

Caravaggio angel

Tests of faith, the lunatic's friends

Two ancient stories about belief, lunacy, faith and other quite important things.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-09-30 16:05

Words: 1,362; reading time: 6 minutes

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

Schubert, you idiot!

How Franz Schubert managed to write one of the greatest secular choral works, despite messing up somewhat.
Part of an occasional series on the composer.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2015-09-28 15:20

Words: 1,823; reading time: 8 minutes

A friend in need is a friend indeed

S.E.E.D.

It's only now that you find out who your true friends are.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2015-09-09 07:45

Words: 1,276; reading time: 5 minutes

John William Waterhouse, Circe Offering The Cup To Ulysses, 1891

You swine!

It’s a pretty horrible smell. Imagine Saturday night in the gents of the Dog and Badger, late, after every gent has been in there, and even the dog and the badger by the smell of it.

Posted by Austin Morris on  UTC 2015-09-04 07:27

Words: 855; reading time: 3 minutes

East Greenwich gas holders

Greenwich Dump Time

Greenwich Gasworks, where are you now? Don't ask.

Posted by Austin Morris on  UTC 2015-09-15 17:07

Words: 2,084; reading time: 9 minutes

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