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2016

Lorenzo Lotto, 'Annunciazione', 1532 (detail)

Quote and image of the month for December 2016

Quote: Berger and Luckmann, The Social Construction of Reality. Image: Lorenzo Lotto, Annunciazione.

Posted on  UTC 2016-12-01 01:02

Words: 381; reading time: 1 minute

Abraham van Strij (1753-1826), 'A Scholar', c. 1800

Scrapbook for December

Editor's note | Himmel und Hölle | Another mystery of modern life | Turning spare kids into money | Shutting stable doors | FoS website change | Testing for Microsoft | Thank you, President Putin!

Posted on  UTC 2016-12-01 02:01

Words: 1,481; reading time: 6 minutes

Ségolène Royal on the road to nowhere.

On the road to nowhere

At the moment short, but tremendously expensive. That's OK, the French are paying.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-12-28 09:12

Words: 1,630; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2018-04-05

You can never be too sure! Image: ©FoS

Backup hell: a visit to the crypt

Christmas, the traditional season for tales of horror.

Posted by Austin Morris on  UTC 2016-12-26 09:52

Words: 3,732; reading time: 16 minutes

Updated on  2017-02-03

Geertgen tot Sint Jans, 'Geboorte van Christus', c. 1490 (detail).

Beyond analysis

Geertgen tot Sint Jans' painting Geboorte van Christus / Nativity at Night.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-12-23 12:22

Words: 637; reading time: 2 minutes

Dawn 20.12.2007 09:13

Rolling noiselessly through the void

A meditation upon Saint Lucy's day, data adjusted.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-12-21 10:14

Words: 319; reading time: 1 minute

Judge Judy

Judge Judy, the Divine Comedy for our times

The TV programme is a moral compass among the lost souls of modern America.

Posted by Austin Morris on  UTC 2016-12-20 13:15

Words: 1,653; reading time: 7 minutes

John Betjeman, 1961

John Betjeman's poem 'Christmas'

It takes a proper Christian to write a Christmas poem.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-12-18 14:00

Words: 992; reading time: 4 minutes

Antonio Corradini, 'La Pudicizia', 1752 (detail)

'Modesty' – or not, as the case may be.

Antonio Corradini's veiled masterpiece: no modesty at all here, in any sense.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-12-17 09:30

Words: 586; reading time: 2 minutes

A gasometer: useful then, useful now. Image: ©Squiddy, Wikipedia

Energy made easy

The thinking person's guide to Energy Derangement Syndrome (EDS).

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-12-15 10:59

Words: 1,696; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2017-01-04

Nobel Charlie, enthroned

The Nobel Ceremony 2016

The bling! The frocks! The food! The hypocrisy! No wonder King Charles the Unbathed looks grumpy.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-12-11 09:07

Words: 722; reading time: 3 minutes

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

Who is Schober? what is he?

Why are you asking me? I've no idea either.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-12-09 06:40

Words: 307; reading time: 1 minute

Édouard-Léon Cortès, 'Place de Madeleine, après la pluié'

Quote and image of the month for November

Quote: Jules Laforgue, Winter Coming On. Image: Édouard-Léon Cortès, Place de Madeleine, après la pluié.

Posted on  UTC 2016-11-01 01:02

Words: 286; reading time: 1 minute

Antonio Calderara (1903-1978), Rectangles and Squares, 1959

Scrapbook for November

Envy-of-the-World™ – again | Snowflakes of the Month | Back to the palace | Pointless polling | North gets it – not really | Nigel Farage | Trump: change and hopes | FoS website restructured | All Saints' and All Souls' Days 2016 | Emailing for dummies

Posted on  UTC 2016-11-01 02:01

Words: 2,049; reading time: 9 minutes

Laugh out loud at 'face with tears of joy'

OUP WOTY 'post-truth': WTF!

OUP discovers 'objective facts' and sticks it to us knuckledraggers. We still won though, and that's a fact.

Posted by Austin Morris on  UTC 2016-11-16 11:01

Words: 820; reading time: 3 minutes

Bad Aiblingen rail accident

Man and machine

The Bad Aibling rail crash 09.02.2016: the idiot who operated the system, and the idiots who designed it.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-11-11 17:43

Words: 615; reading time: 2 minutes

Climate scientist at work on a model

Climate cognitive dissonance

Coping with uncomfortable climate facts: time to give up?

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-11-07 17:06

Words: 1,665; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2016-11-10

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

The Schubert trajectory

Standing back for a detail-free biography.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-11-04 19:11

Words: 3,726; reading time: 16 minutes

Richard Newton (1777-1798), 'Treason!!!', 1798, John Bull farts at a poster of King George III. A lurch by any other name would smell as sweet.

Esprit de corps in elected bodies

Lurches to the left of me, lurches to the right, here I am: stuck in the middle with you.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-11-01 09:17

Words: 859; reading time: 3 minutes

Edward Hopper, 'Automat'

Quote and image of the month for October

Quote: René Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy, Meditation III. Image: Edward Hopper, Automat.

Posted on  UTC 2016-10-01 01:02

Words: 167; reading time: 1 minute

Paul Klee (1879-1940), Or the Mocked Mocker, 1930

Scrapbook for October

More intimations of mortality | Alan Turing, useful genius | Dismantling Hillary | Aberfan: a tale of two inquiries | Matt Ridley: Global Warming versus Global Greening | Snowflake of the Month | A grave question | More Waugh | The plague of politics | Intimations of mortality | Mummy knows best | Looking over your shoulder | Spare the rod

Posted on  UTC 2016-10-01 02:01

Words: 2,553; reading time: 11 minutes

Jacopo Pontormo, A young man in black, c.1530

The Man in Black: an expert writes

Art historians – they are just not like us. The tedious tale of this slapdash portrait continues.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-10-26 10:44

Words: 1,968; reading time: 8 minutes

Updated on  2017-11-07

Helvetia: God's own country

Freedom of speech

Alive and well and at ease in Swizerland, its home since the 18th century.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-10-23 14:30

Words: 856; reading time: 3 minutes

Updated on  2016-10-24

Joaquin Sorolla y Bastida, 'Young Amphibians' 1903, (detail)

A victim remembers

A gentle encounter behind the tarpaulin.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-10-22 09:30

Words: 783; reading time: 3 minutes

Tracy Brabin. Image: ©Reuters.

The conquering hero

That Batley and Spen by-election.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-10-21 10:12

Words: 579; reading time: 2 minutes

Schiaparelli: the Entry, Descent and Landing Demonstrator Module (EDM)

Schiaparelli

Yet another European bites the dust on the red ink planet.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-10-20 10:52

Words: 1,149; reading time: 5 minutes

Updated on  2018-11-27

Jacopo Pontormo, A young man in black, c.1530

The Man in Black

No, not that one, the other one – the expensive one. It's still all about cash, though.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-10-17 10:15

Words: 2,519; reading time: 11 minutes

Brian Cox

Brian Cox: the zombie staggers on

Back in your box, Jean-Jacques!

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-10-10 09:37

Words: 634; reading time: 2 minutes

Bees pulling strings

Bees pulling strings

It's always the same in hierarchical societies.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-10-07 17:08

Words: 1,373; reading time: 6 minutes

Thersites being formed, April 1960: 'his homework is disgusting'

Those formative years

The truth never hurt anyone. The compact guide to developing a thick skin.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-10-06 16:02

Words: 1,045; reading time: 4 minutes

Charles Turner, John Dalton (1766-1844), 1834

John Dalton, 250 years old

One of the founding fathers of the Scientific Revolution. Thank you, Sir.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-10-05 09:03

Words: 491; reading time: 2 minutes

Paul Joseph Noel, The Impassioned Grape Picker, 1817-1819 (detail)

The grape harvest

French white wine: alcohol, child labour, girls for hire and a certain unmistakeable 'finish'.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-10-04 07:56

Words: 1,171; reading time: 5 minutes

Babi Yar ravine in Kiev, 2003, ©Mark Voorendt

Babi Yar

Where is there an end to it, the soundless wailing.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-10-03 10:41

Words: 810; reading time: 3 minutes

Updated on  2019-07-28

Georges de La Tour, Job Mocked by his Wife, 1630s (detail)

Bible studies

Short meditation for Sunday 2 October involving the Bible, that essential book for atheists. Oh… and that other book.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-10-02 11:04

Words: 1,258; reading time: 5 minutes

Updated on  2016-10-25

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

The Jacobin Conspiracy

Making the mood music of Schubert's times.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-10-01 09:00

Words: 2,111; reading time: 9 minutes

Martinus Rørbye, 'Entrance to an Inn in the Praestegarden at Hillested'

Quote and image of the month for September

Quote: Marianne Hem Eriksen, Doors to the dead; T. S. Eliot, Burnt Norton. Image: Martinus Rørbye, Entrance to an Inn in the Praestegarden at Hillested.

Posted on  UTC 2016-09-01 01:02

Words: 391; reading time: 1 minute

Jan Steen (1626?-1679), Rhetoricians at a Window, c. 1665

Scrapbook for September

Late learning | Immigrants, always resented | Snowflake of the Month | Design update | Feed a cold, starve a fever | One mystery fewer | Restoration and reconstruction | Missing links | The medium is the message, Tim | Quelle finesse!

Posted on  UTC 2016-09-01 02:01

Words: 2,120; reading time: 9 minutes

Domenico Feti, 'Melancolia', c. 1620

Wrong again

And again and again. Ashes and hyssop time on this website.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-09-24 09:18

Words: 68; reading time: 1 minute

Henri Matisse, Sappho (ND, presumably from the reduction to essentials period)

That Sappho thing

Hold on tight to your dreams.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-09-23 10:57

Words: 154; reading time: 1 minute

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

Rustling inspiration

More for Schubert fans: a closer look at Wohin? from Die schöne Müllerin.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-09-22 13:56

Words: 1,243; reading time: 5 minutes

Günter Eich in 1958

Channelled speech

Decorating the slaughterhouse with geraniums.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-09-19 09:23

Words: 1,575; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2016-09-20

This sort of filth should be banned

The houseman's friend

An illustrated guide to emptying the Gtech floor cleaner: a disgustingly filthy corner of the internet.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-09-17 14:02

Words: 505; reading time: 2 minutes

Moïse Kisling, Mimosas, 1947

Wishful thinking

There are practical limits to making allowances, however worthy.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-09-15 16:15

Words: 502; reading time: 2 minutes

Churchill in Zürich. Image: ©André Melchior, NZZ

Churchill in Zurich

Seventy years ago on 19 September 1946 Winston Churchill delivered his famous 'Europe' speech in Zurich. Only the people were delighted.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-09-13 13:01

Words: 1,209; reading time: 5 minutes

Updated on  2016-09-21

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

Franz's belljar

The belljar of the Austrian Emperor Franz II comes down over his people. Young composers included.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-09-13 07:18

Words: 5,510; reading time: 25 minutes

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

The other Spaun

Crazy uncle Franz Seraph von Spaun: an heroic life of principled resistance bordering on the psychotic.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-09-05 10:58

Words: 6,675; reading time: 30 minutes

Martin Walser ©Karin Rocholl, Rowohlt Verlag

Walking with Walser

Martin Walser, Heimatkunde and the art of leaving things unsaid.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-09-04 17:00

Words: 1,608; reading time: 7 minutes

Stephen McIntyre

In praise of Stephen McIntyre

Dipping a curious toe into the murky pond of climate science. Sharks or minnows?

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-09-02 13:57

Words: 4,000; reading time: 18 minutes

Ernst Stückelberg, 'Wilhelm Tell mit Sohn/William Tell and son'

Quote and image of the month for August

Quote: Friedrich Schiller, Wilhelm Tell. Image: Ernst Stückelberg, Wilhelm Tell mit Sohn/William Tell and son.

Posted on  UTC 2016-08-01 01:02

Words: 537; reading time: 2 minutes

Joan Miró (1893-1983), Centenary Imprimerie Mourlot, 1953

Scrapbook for August

The Fall of Man, not quite | Democratic accident | Nice binary dates | Swiss birthnames in 2015 | 'Deep Insight of the Month' award | Sledghammer vs. dagger… | The official mind | Snowflake of the Month

Posted on  UTC 2016-08-01 02:01

Words: 1,905; reading time: 8 minutes

Arthur Szyk (1894-1951), 'Satan Leads the Ball' (detai)

Arthur Szyk: FDR's 'Soldier in Art'

Satan Leads the Ball considered.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-08-29 19:13

Words: 2,281; reading time: 10 minutes

John Tenniel, from 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland' 1865. Someone here is mad - it's not me, promise.

Climate alarmism

Down the rabbit hole into the strange, topsy-turvy world of climate alarmism.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-08-27 12:40

Words: 2,452; reading time: 11 minutes

Updated on  2016-10-29

Citroën DS23

Citroën DS23

Gone but not forgotten: the rustbucket goddess remembered.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-08-26 16:27

Words: 717; reading time: 3 minutes

Updated on  2016-09-01

-Morning, Mr Patel. -Morning, T-800. -A packet of Marlboros and a tube of Polos, please. -Haven't seen you around for a bit, T-800. -Had to get my knees fixed. -Not the shagpile rug again? -Yes, I must be a bit of a slow learner.

Artificial Intelligence

Not a very intelligent thing to have.

Posted by Austin Morris on  UTC 2016-08-23 12:53

Words: 1,629; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2017-01-03

Pompeo Batoni: Archduke Leopold

Portrait of the age

Joseph, Leopold and the Enlightenment manifesto made visible by Pompeo Batoni.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-08-20 10:28

Words: 7,070; reading time: 32 minutes

Ezra Pound (46), photographed by a certain Berta Himmler in 1939. Image: Beinecke Library Yale YCAL MSS 54 ©Olga Rudge Estate

The shipwreck on the winedark sea

Tempestuous times for patient polymaths with time on their hands.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-08-15 07:40

Words: 46; reading time: 1 minute

William Orpen, 'Ready To Start. Self Portrait'

Quote and image of the month for July

Quote: Robert Graves, Goodbye to All That. Image: William Orpen, Ready To Start. Self Portrait.

Posted on  UTC 2016-07-01 01:02

Words: 828; reading time: 3 minutes

Edouard Vuillard (1868-1940), The Mantelpiece, 1905

Scrapbook for July

Turkey: the choice | You ask, we answer | Two charts | Respected journalist | Hip dysplasia | Goddess | In video we trust | The chosen ones choose | Boots

Posted on  UTC 2016-07-01 02:01

Words: 1,031; reading time: 4 minutes

Vincent van Gogh (1853-1890), Café Table with Absinthe, 1887

The Bastille Spirit

The Green Fairy is not your friend, Brendan.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-07-17 08:08

Words: 869; reading time: 3 minutes

'All in all you're just another box in the wall'

Classic books

The great unread, a mountain to be climbed? Or shall we just skirt round the outside, like sensible people do?

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-07-16 10:45

Words: 2,675; reading time: 12 minutes

Renaissance mechanics

Renaissance mechanics

Skilful recreations of some classical paintings as garage workshop scenes.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-07-14 09:37

Words: 39; reading time: 1 minute

Ferdinand Georg Waldmüller, Young Peasant Woman with Three Children at the Window, 1840

Devaluing the family

Let's not upset the childlessly carefree with all these nasty value judgements.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-07-10 11:14

Words: 2,099; reading time: 9 minutes

Updated on  2016-10-04

Andrea Leadsom

Andrea Leadsom, next Prime Minister of the UK

Without a shadow of a doubt.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-07-08 18:30

Words: 1,666; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2016-07-12

After you! No, I insist, after you!

Dinner in the desert

Help yourself to whatever you want; the choice is yours. Just don't vomit on your host.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-07-08 10:01

Words: 567; reading time: 2 minutes

Habsburg Castle, Switzerland

The cradle of the Habsburgs

Great oaks from little acorns grow. Not only that, Emperor Rudolf I died 825 years ago on 15 July 1291.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-07-07 12:10

Words: 6,825; reading time: 31 minutes

Empress Maria Theresia, 1762, by Jean-Étienne Liotard (1702–1789), detail.

UK politics grassroots guide

Puzzled and confused by politicians? Empress Maria Theresia knew what to do. The thinking person's guide with detailed construction plans suitable for every level and all budgets.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-07-01 10:29

Words: 1,017; reading time: 4 minutes

Aureliano de Beruete, 'Espinos en flor. Plantío de los Infantes (Flowering Hawthorn)'

Quote and image of the month for June

Quote: Basil Bunting, Briggflatts. Image: Aureliano de Beruete, Espinos en flor. Plantío de los Infantes (Flowering Hawthorn).

Posted on  UTC 2016-06-01 01:02

Words: 232; reading time: 1 minute

Juan Gris (1887-1927), Jar Bottle Glass, 1911

Scrapbook for June

Leave means leave | Jo Cox™: the people speak | Hitting nail on head time | Jo Cox™ | Journalist falls off bar stool | Richard North's posting pause | Mark of respect | Nutjob loners | The funeral parlour | Gotthard conundrum | Envy-of-the-World™ | Gotthard tunnel. Gotthard tunnel? | Brown people

Posted on  UTC 2016-06-01 02:01

Words: 2,375; reading time: 10 minutes

EU Referendum, Tory Remain-Leave with seniority

The Tory Chosen Ones

Toeing the party line.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-06-28 10:35

Words: 428; reading time: 1 minute

It was that Liz Hurley wot won it (I still don't see what that Shane Warne saw in her)

EU Referendum, mopping up

First thoughts after the non-deluge.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-06-24 09:58

Words: 646; reading time: 2 minutes

L. S. Lowry, 'Election Time' 1929. Vote, matchsticks!

Voters

Now you see them, now you don't.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-06-23 08:11

Words: 156; reading time: 1 minute

Vincent van Gogh, Self-Portrait, 1887

The fine art of wonderment

The Vincent van Gogh guide to Platonic astonishment.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-06-22 11:22

Words: 2,494; reading time: 11 minutes

Updated on  2016-06-25

Ghulam Maniyar, cemetery proprietor. Image: itv.com

Infamous last words

For all things there is a time: a time to sniff; a time hold your nose and look away.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-06-19 06:54

Words: 933; reading time: 4 minutes

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

Gretchen am Spinnrade

Schubert again. This time the seventeen year-old's 'stroke of genius of the first order'.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-06-13 17:41

Words: 2,968; reading time: 13 minutes

The alien is born ('Alien', dir. Ridley Scott)

The alien hatches

Blood on the body, the table, the walls and the floor – just don't mention the Tiber.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-06-09 10:12

Words: 1,323; reading time: 6 minutes

Updated on  2016-06-24

Atmosphere (white) with 400ppm carbon dioxide (green; colourless, odourless, tasteless, harmless and loved by plants)

Carbon dioxide: the science is settling nicely

More vindication for the Chief Scientist of this website.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-06-08 16:01

Words: 1,145; reading time: 5 minutes

Updated on  2016-06-09

Laurel and Hardy picking the Brexit winner.

Ignorant? Uninformed? Thick?

We would really like to have your considered opinion on Brexit.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-06-06 09:02

Words: 584; reading time: 2 minutes

Updated on  2016-06-09

Andrew Scalland, Director of Electoral Administration, Electoral Commission. Appointed CBE in the 2016 New Year Honours for services to electoral democracy.

No X please, you're not British

An electoral shambles, just what is needed for a close-run referendum result.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-06-03 09:32

Words: 1,576; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2016-06-23

Sahra Wagenknecht

Sahra[sic] Wagenknecht

Neo-Stalinist political lunatic of the first order; a fantasist, too.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-06-01 08:31

Words: 1,343; reading time: 6 minutes

Sated tick

The green tick

The successful parasite does not kill its host. Blood sucking in Norway gone wrong.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-06-01 09:31

Words: 564; reading time: 2 minutes

'Friderike und Stefan Zweig auf einem Bahnhof/The Zweigs on a station platform'

Quote and image of the month for May 2016

Quote: Stefan Zweig, Die Welt von Gestern: Erinnerungen eines Europäers. Image: Friderike und Stefan Zweig auf einem Bahnhof/The Zweigs on a station platform.

Posted on  UTC 2016-05-01 01:02

Words: 393; reading time: 1 minute

E.E. Cummings, Noise Number 13, 1925 (detail)

Scrapbook for May

Equation | Not a good end | The Donald | How to feel inadequate | Unbalanced revulsion | Le Temps des cerises

Posted on  UTC 2016-05-01 02:01

Words: 1,027; reading time: 4 minutes

Ambassador Lewis Lukens

At the court of the Sun Queen

One of Hillary Clinton's courtiers speaks out: the result is not reassuring.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-05-28 09:37

Words: 912; reading time: 4 minutes

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

Before Schubert

The ancestors who made him possible.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-05-24 08:40

Words: 282; reading time: 1 minute

Helmut Kohl and François Mitterrand holding hands in the Douaumont cemetery, Verdun, in 1984.

European wars

Your cut-out-and-keep guide, specially designed for the use of British Prime Ministers.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-05-10 14:54

Words: 338; reading time: 1 minute

Salvador Dalí, La persistencia de la memoria/The Persistence of Memory, 1931, MoMA

In search of lost timelessness

That midnight feeling.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-05-10 09:47

Words: 1,482; reading time: 6 minutes

Krapfen/Doughnut

Saving time

Why?

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-05-08 12:34

Words: 1,123; reading time: 5 minutes

Updated on  2016-12-11

Jean Monnet (1888-1979), laughing from beyond the grave at this pantomime.

The EU referendum to date

An incoherent shambles, totally predictable.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-05-04 08:19

Words: 905; reading time: 4 minutes

Max Weber (1864-1920)

The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism

One reason among many for the decline and fall of the Habsburg Empire.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-05-01 07:40

Words: 1,193; reading time: 5 minutes

'Dandelions: Two photos of a Swiss alpine meadow taken three weeks apart'

Quote and image of the month for April

Quote: William Shakespeare, Cymbeline. Image: Dandelions: Two photos of a Swiss alpine meadow taken three weeks apart.

Posted on  UTC 2016-04-01 01:02

Words: 246; reading time: 1 minute

Kurt Schwitters, Cherry Picture, 1921 (detail)

Scrapbook for April

Aide-memoire | #BringBackOurMen | Heartwarming | Dressing gown | Boaty McBoatface | John Whittingdale, chick magnet | The devastating power of hashtags | The terrorists are winning | Butch Spaniards on the rampage | A helpful tip for savers | Headline of the year candidate | The helping hand

Posted on  UTC 2016-04-01 02:01

Words: 2,509; reading time: 11 minutes

Carl Fredrik Hill, The Flowering Fruit Tree, 1877

Cherry blossom time

Unfortunately coinciding with April snow time this year.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-04-25 07:21

Words: 154; reading time: 1 minute

Migros environmental promises kept. image: generation-m.migros.ch

Dark chocolate, green lunacy

Fear and loathing in the aisles: buying chocolate the insane way.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-04-22 07:56

Words: 1,141; reading time: 5 minutes

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

Out of the swamp

More Schubert. Matthisson and Brun wallow, Goethe and Schubert ascend to the light.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-04-17 17:08

Words: 3,531; reading time: 16 minutes

It's all in paragraph 14b(ii) you fools!

Richard North

Psychiatric case review: condition worsening.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-04-14 16:17

Words: 1,771; reading time: 8 minutes

Updated on  2016-08-16

Günter Eich in 1958

Do not sleep…

…while the stewards of the world are busy.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-04-13 15:31

Words: 1,044; reading time: 4 minutes

Liotard: Portrait of Archduke Peter Leopold

Imperial chemistry

Emperor Leopold II's secret and dangerous hobby.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-04-05 16:08

Words: 2,782; reading time: 12 minutes

Lili-Marleen-Gruppe von Claus Homfeld auf der Wilhelm-Bockelmann-Straße in Munster (Örtze); Bild: Frank Vincentz

The real Lili Marleen

Certainly not hanging around lamposts.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-04-03 07:18

Words: 882; reading time: 4 minutes

Leopold II in theatre costume, JanThomas, 1667

The Habsburg lip

Branding a dynasty with a genetic defect. If you've got it, flaunt it.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-04-01 07:28

Words: 1,811; reading time: 8 minutes

Albert Edelfelt, 'Good Friends, Portrait of the Artist's Sister Bertha Edelfelt'

Quote and image of the month for March

Quote: Gilbert Ryle, The Concept of Mind. Image: Albert Edelfelt, Good Friends, Portrait of the Artist's Sister Bertha Edelfelt.

Posted on  UTC 2016-03-01 01:02

Words: 177; reading time: 1 minute

Francois Bonvin, Still Life with Book, Papers and Inkwell, 1876 (detail)

Scrapbook for March

Tears: an instrument of foreign policy | Wasting police time | Headline of the year award | Rigour, not mortis | Geography made easy | The god of the forest | Hyacinth time | Swiss referendum updates | The Dohlen are here!

Posted on  UTC 2016-03-01 02:01

Words: 750; reading time: 3 minutes

Your bed awaits, Sir.

Bedsheet, spreadsheet

How much is your health worth to you?

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-03-24 15:17

Words: 3,147; reading time: 14 minutes

Updated on  2016-11-16

French dodo. I wonder what it tastes like.

What's the French for 'dodo'?

Whatever it is, it's dead.

Posted by Austin Morris on  UTC 2016-03-23 07:41

Words: 577; reading time: 2 minutes

Ingvar Kamprad (2009), image: Lotte Fernvall/Aftonbladet

Lenten thoughts, newly assembled

As Christians come to the end of Lent, a period of self-denial and reflection, we ask the question: is it good not to spend money?

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-03-18 19:17

Words: 1,023; reading time: 4 minutes

Updated on  2016-03-24

Ernst Benedikt Kietz(1815-1892), Heinrich Heine, pencil, 1851. Heinrich-Heine-Institut, Düsseldorf.

Heinrich Heine, 17 February 1856

A tardy commemoration of the 160th anniversary of the death of Heinrich Heine.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-03-17 09:31

Words: 1,215; reading time: 5 minutes

Hans Erni mural, detail

The great survivor

The Swiss artist Hans Erni's monster mural Die Schweiz, das Ferienland der Völker. Rescued, but why and for whom?

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-03-14 12:42

Words: 2,604; reading time: 11 minutes

Helvetia: God's own country

The Swiss muddle

Switzerland, Britzerland! So much rubbish, so little time to dispose of it all.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-03-04 13:24

Words: 1,053; reading time: 4 minutes

Hans Erni, Aktion 'Rettet den Wald', 1983

The Hans Erni lockdown

Imprisoned in museums and coffee table books, his work is destined for internet oblivion.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-03-03 08:12

Words: 1,348; reading time: 6 minutes

Paul Scherrer Institute in Villigen

Switzerland: now safe to visit

Another spine is pulled from the Swiss hedgehog. After safer travel we now have worry-free flatpack shopping. It may not end well.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-03-01 10:02

Words: 610; reading time: 2 minutes

Laurence Sterne by Sir Joshua Reynolds, 1760

Tristram's bad start in life, 2 March 1718

Two hundred and ninety-eight years ago Tristram Shandy was conceived – anything but immaculately.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-03-02 07:16

Words: 663; reading time: 3 minutes

Montségur

Montségur, 16 March 1244

The ashes of the 'Friends of God'.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-03-04 07:10

Words: 666; reading time: 3 minutes

Benjamin Williams Leader, 'February Fill Dyke'

Quote and image of the month for February

Quote: Fink et al., The Oasis of Happiness: Toward an Ontology of Play. Image: Benjamin Williams Leader, February Fill Dyke.

Posted on  UTC 2016-02-01 01:02

Words: 315; reading time: 1 minute

Peschier, Vanitas (detail)

Scrapbook

Solar Impulse update | Spare the rod, spoil the child | Swiss snow having orderly fun | The propagation of nonsense | Accumulated wisdom | Some more people not saying things | Eamonn and Ruth's little secret | Headline of the year award

Posted on  UTC 2016-02-01 02:01

Words: 936; reading time: 4 minutes

The crocus lays her cheek to mire.

From a night of frosty wreck

From George Meredith's The Thrush in February.

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-02-27 07:12

Words: 119; reading time: 1 minute

Pieter Bruegel the Elder, The Tower of Babel, 1563

Language Lab

The untouchables: decimate and beg the question.

Posted by Austin Morris on  UTC 2016-02-26 14:22

Words: 1,538; reading time: 6 minutes

Updated on  2016-02-26

Helvetia: God's own country

Swiss democracy, seriously compromised

Fighting the ruling classes. Do Swiss referendums matter, or are they just national focus groups?

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-02-22 09:55

Words: 1,390; reading time: 6 minutes

Updated on  2016-03-03

The monument to John Walker in Stockton-on-Tees (1977)

False gods in graven images

Will the real John Walker please stand up?

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-02-17 15:12

Words: 1,537; reading time: 6 minutes

Franz Schubert, Pencil sketch by Friedrich Lieder, 1827

Die Forelle

Fishy tales, speculations, a decade in a dungeon, oblivion and immortality. You can't beat a good song.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-02-07 16:50

Words: 194; reading time: 1 minute

William Butler Yeats in 1903, photographed by Alice Boughton

The grass on the weirs

Serenity amid the tumult of life. Reflection and regret.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-02-01 13:24

Words: 2,788; reading time: 12 minutes

Ivar Arosenius, 'Backusfest'

Quote and image of the month for January 2016

Quote: Edward FitzGerald, The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam. Image: Ivar Arosenius, Backusfest.

Posted on  UTC 2016-01-01 01:02

Words: 228; reading time: 1 minute

Dr Samuel Johnson, lexicographer, harmless drudge

Rabid lexicography

The insensitivity, it drives you mad!

Posted by Austin Morris on  UTC 2016-01-26 13:50

Words: 1,519; reading time: 6 minutes

Updated on  2016-01-26

Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, 3rd Marquess of Salisbury (1830-1903)

Not like us

Our continental friends, God bless them!

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-01-25 07:35

Words: 2,821; reading time: 12 minutes

Updated on  2016-05-07

Pieter Bruegel the Elder, The Tower of Babel, 1563

Language Lab

A collection of Americanisms and the Great British Stress Shift.

Posted by Austin Morris on  UTC 2016-01-23 17:05

Words: 1,243; reading time: 5 minutes

Not even loose, but missing.

IKEA's loose screw

The last thing you want in a cheap flatpack company is a screw loose. Steptoe and Son go scandi noir.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-01-19 15:04

Words: 1,202; reading time: 5 minutes

Gotthold Ephraim Lessing (1729-1781) by Barbara Anna Rosina Lisiewska (1713-1783), c.1767-1768, Gleimhaus Halberstadt

Nathan's rings

Lessing's Nathan, not called 'the Wise' for nothing.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-01-18 16:14

Words: 925; reading time: 4 minutes

Brief Encounter I, Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard

Brief Encounter II

Fings ain't wot they used to be: Not every man is Trevor Howard. Girls should listen to the accumulated wisdom of the ages.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-01-18 10:08

Words: 457; reading time: 2 minutes

Mohammed from my corner shop. He's not a morning person.

Mohammed: not my prophet

Do I have a choice? Probably not.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-01-17 13:50

Words: 590; reading time: 2 minutes

Updated on  2016-02-06

Ramadan in Svalberg - the Muslim branch of Weight Watchers

Lunatic calendars

A cheerful month-long Ramadan fast in Svalbard (a.k.a. Spitzbergen) in summer. Is it supper time yet?

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-01-17 13:01

Words: 857; reading time: 3 minutes

Ernest Hemingway, man at work.

Hemingway under the hood

Let's lift the lid on the genius and his chiasmic creations.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-01-15 16:34

Words: 1,859; reading time: 8 minutes

Berliner Kurier Mo cover

Sharing the risk

We agree with Mark Steyn on almost everything — just not this.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-01-09 17:00

Words: 1,067; reading time: 4 minutes

Updated on  2016-01-10

James Joyce, by Jacques-Emile Blanche, 1935, National Portrait Gallery, London

Bathtime for St. Kevin

Seventy-two reasons not to read 'Finnegans Wake'. And one reason to do so.

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-01-09 11:14

Words: 2,704; reading time: 12 minutes

Ludwig von Mises (1881-1973), Founding Father of Austrian Economics

The dismal science

Still guessing after all these years.

Posted by Thersites on  UTC 2016-01-06 16:04

Words: 66; reading time: 1 minute

Pieter Bruegel the Elder, The Tower of Babel, 1563

The below above

The mould spreads slowly but surely into the jam below.

Posted by Austin Morris on  UTC 2016-01-06 11:20

Words: 534; reading time: 2 minutes

Hergé, TinTin, Captain Haddock s'exprime

Sanitised swearing

A trigger warning: sensitive souls should have the sal volatile handy.

Posted by Austin Morris on  UTC 2016-01-05 19:20

Words: 1,573; reading time: 7 minutes

Rene Magritte, This is not an apple

Souvenirs

Which is real, the souvenir or the memory?

Posted by Richard on  UTC 2016-01-03 20:02

Words: 129; reading time: 1 minute

Lemmy Kilmister, philosopher

Rockers do it better

Stylish exits by those two rockers, Lemmy Kilmister and Arthur Schopenhauer. They'll be back!

Posted by Mad Mitch on  UTC 2016-01-03 15:21

Words: 859; reading time: 3 minutes

Updated on  2016-01-09

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