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2015

Quote and image of the month for December

Quote: Ludwig Wittgenstein, Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus. Image: Modesto Urgell e Inglada, La vuelta del entierro/Returning from the burial.

UTC 2015-12-01 01:02

Words: 174; reading time: 1 minute

Die Winterreise

Schubert yet again, but no cheerful bits at all this time, just loss, betrayal, rejection, alienation and wandering. [5 pages]

Richard Law UTC 2015-12-31 16:10

Words: 9,781; reading time: 44 minutes

Language Lab

Follicle mites face off, likely causing problems.

Richard Law UTC 2015-12-15 15:07

Words: 382; reading time: 1 minute

M'learned wag

The search for wit in lawyers continues.

Richard Law UTC 2015-12-15 08:27

Words: 232; reading time: 1 minute

Close shaves of the Scholastic kind

We use Alexander's sword to cut the Gordian knot of William of Occam's non-existent razor.

Richard Law UTC 2015-12-14 07:18

Words: 1,140; reading time: 5 minutes

Solar Impulse

More news from the suspension of belief department. This time Wacky Races meets Alice in Wonderland.

Richard Law UTC 2015-12-07 15:02

Words: 1,183; reading time: 5 minutes

Updated on  2016-02-29

Fidei defensor

Defender of the faith: The Christmas message of the second in line to the British throne.

Richard Law UTC 2015-12-06 16:31

Words: 113; reading time: 1 minute

Suspending disbelief in modern life

The operatic guide to the week's news in which we do not go quietly into that good night.

Richard Law UTC 2015-12-04 13:44

Words: 676; reading time: 3 minutes

Die schöne Müllerin

Schubert again. Two blondes making out. A talking stream looks on as the hunter gets the girl. Many trigger alerts here. [4 pages]

Richard Law UTC 2015-12-03 16:10

Words: 9,504; reading time: 43 minutes

Quote and image of the month for November

Quote: Wilhelm Müller, Die Winterreise. Image: Carl Julius von Leypold, Der Wanderer im Sturm/The wanderer in the storm.

UTC 2015-11-01 01:02

Words: 55; reading time: 1 minute

Shaken, stirred and rusted

Objects of technological desire do not die, they just rust away and become ever more pointless.

Richard Law UTC 2015-11-28 07:20

Words: 871; reading time: 3 minutes

Updated on  2016-02-10

The dramatic Climatic Unit

One aspect of climatic nonsense still going strong after nearly half a century and now probably too late to fix.

Richard Law UTC 2015-11-27 09:54

Words: 261; reading time: 1 minute

Language Lab

Today we are reaching out to all the significant others on the planet.

Richard Law UTC 2015-11-25 14:22

Words: 819; reading time: 3 minutes

Tumbril for two, please!

The Swedish Charlie tackles the evils of this world: hot baths.

Richard Law UTC 2015-11-24 10:10

Words: 668; reading time: 3 minutes

Engaging God: God help us!

After the atrocities in Paris, Justin Welby, Archbishop of Canterbury, 'engages God' on a walk. What have we done to deserve this?

Richard Law UTC 2015-11-22 08:09

Words: 873; reading time: 3 minutes

Enlightenment redux

Brendan O'Neill calls on us to fight for the Enlightenment. Don't bother: it's dead and gone.

Richard Law UTC 2015-11-19 13:53

Words: 5,442; reading time: 24 minutes

Updated on  2016-02-10

Jigsaw-puzzle grammar

Writing for meaning, as opposed to writing for tedious pedants.

Richard Law UTC 2015-11-13 08:02

Words: 1,966; reading time: 8 minutes

Antisocial media

The definitive guide to staying sane in the social media age.

Richard Law UTC 2015-11-12 15:27

Words: 995; reading time: 4 minutes

Updated on  2016-07-01

Highbrow cat-stroking

If you don't mind displaying your intellectual credentials, here's how to do it.

Richard Law UTC 2015-11-11 09:26

Words: 117; reading time: 1 minute

Myth Thwitzerland

The 700th anniversary of the Battle of Morgarten in Switzerland and the cloud of unknowing that surrounds it. Something for everyone.

Richard Law UTC 2015-11-11 08:44

Words: 4,829; reading time: 21 minutes

Jean-Jacques Rousseau's NBFF

Rousseau befriends an extremely rich autocrat who wants to use mathematical skills to control the world.

Richard Law UTC 2015-11-04 09:00

Words: 124; reading time: 1 minute

Mars will now say a few words

The God of War speaks on the impending Armistice Day, 11.11.2015

Richard Law UTC 2015-11-03 10:37

Words: 575; reading time: 2 minutes

Wiki-wacky

Wiki-wacky-woo, I don't know you. Or much about anything else, for that matter.

Richard Law UTC 2015-11-03 09:37

Words: 763; reading time: 3 minutes

Microsoft. How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways…

Vista, Ribbon, Win 8, Win 10. Shall I go on?

Richard Law UTC 2015-11-02 09:14

Words: 1,015; reading time: 4 minutes

All Souls' Day, 2 November

Some thoughts for All Souls' Day, 2 November on the Litany for All Souls' Day of Johann Georg Jacobi, set to music by Franz Schubert.

Richard Law UTC 2015-11-02 10:12

Words: 1,730; reading time: 7 minutes

All Saints' Day, 1 November

Some thoughts for All Saints' Day, 1 November on the painting La Toussaint by the French artist Émile Friant.

Richard Law UTC 2015-11-01 10:12

Words: 1,104; reading time: 5 minutes

Updated on  2018-10-03

How to lose money

Desperate to lose some money quickly? Here's how to do it: buy gold. Here is the thinking person's guide for which you have been waiting so long.

Richard Law UTC 2015-11-01 09:52

Words: 1,862; reading time: 8 minutes

Updated on  2016-01-27

Quote and image of the month for October

Quote: Ezra Pound, The Cantos of Ezra Pound. Image: Édouard Manet, Un bar aux Folies Bergère.

UTC 2015-10-01 01:02

Words: 153; reading time: 1 minute

Carbon dioxide: the science is settled

The much-awaited canonical statement of this blog on the subject of Anthropogenic Global Warming and Climate Change: our chief scientist reports.

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-30 10:09

Words: 1,474; reading time: 6 minutes

Transitioning to November

Whatever happens, don't mention the H-word! We offer an alternative for those damaged.

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-28 10:11

Words: 422; reading time: 1 minute

Fanatics: the good and the bad

Jean-Jacques Rousseau's good fanatic: let's see how that worked out.

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-24 10:44

Words: 1,908; reading time: 8 minutes

The bad old days

Thank goodness they have gone! Forced gender assignment, a complete lack of ethnic, religious or sexual diversity.

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-23 09:11

Words: 382; reading time: 1 minute

Rousseau! Back in your box!

The Swiss people have spoken. Will Jean-Jacques finally flee back to his sarcophagus, in Switzerland at least?

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-19 11:24

Words: 910; reading time: 4 minutes

Troubling the living stream

Easter 1916: The stony heart of fanaticism as seen by W.B. Yeats.

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-19 07:11

Words: 1,742; reading time: 7 minutes

Wittgenstein’s disease

Many people suffer from this disease in silence, attempting to hide their distress from others. A sufferer writes.

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-16 15:08

Words: 1,025; reading time: 4 minutes

Who are you calling a snob?

Classical music? Let's take this outside in the car park.

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-16 11:07

Words: 1,410; reading time: 6 minutes

Updated on  2016-04-14

Red Burgundy – The agony and the ecstasy

How to waste a lot of money and suffer much disappointment in the search for the special one. Skid Row awaits.

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-15 15:08

Words: 1,164; reading time: 5 minutes

Nietzsche's birthday

Friedrich Nietzsche would have been 171 today, so let's dig out one or two of his undeservedly neglected poems to celebrate the occasion.

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-15 09:03

Words: 415; reading time: 1 minute

Rousseau in Nature

He's on the stagger still, this time in two Danish universities. [corrected 17.10.2015]

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-15 14:12

Words: 447; reading time: 2 minutes

Business Girls

John Betjeman. For once not the lovable eccentric with a fondness for women, old buildings and steam railways, but the poet. The very good poet.

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-15 08:07

Words: 554; reading time: 2 minutes

Data despair

One more push in the battle against 'data are'. There are still pockets of resistance: bitter people with nothing to lose who will probably fight to the last bullet.

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-14 15:22

Words: 611; reading time: 2 minutes

EU referendum: No thank you!

Holding a referendum on the UK's membership of the European Union is more than slightly bonkers. If it didn't work in 1975, why will it work now?

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-13 11:26

Words: 2,320; reading time: 10 minutes

Updated on  2016-02-05

Rousseau staggers on

Latest sightings of this website's favourite zombie. Some people seem quite shocked.

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-11 14:15

Words: 132; reading time: 1 minute

How to end an extremely long poem

You have scribbled 6,000 lines of impenetrable poetry. How do you stop? Like this.

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-11 14:00

Words: 279; reading time: 1 minute

Atlas Shrugged: 'Whatever…'.

The great unread: a literary assessment of Ayn Rand's magnum opus. As doorstopper, serviceable; as novel, beyond awful.

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-10 09:16

Words: 2,029; reading time: 9 minutes

Democracy and delegation

Quote of the day: Modern democracy and delegation from an Ancient Greek perspective.

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-09 15:07

Words: 227; reading time: 1 minute

Celestial advice

There is always room for helpful celestial advice when things don't seem to be going your way.

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-09 14:07

Words: 44; reading time: 1 minute

Jeannot in church

A contribution from a member of the French branch of our therapy group for the liturgically damaged.

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-03 11:24

Words: 635; reading time: 2 minutes

The good old days

The good old days of life on the land before the curse of industrialisation.

Richard Law UTC 2015-10-04 09:33

Words: 721; reading time: 3 minutes

Quote and image of the month for September

Quote: Blaise Pascal, Pensées sur la religion et sur quelques autres sujets. Image: Hubble, the Pillars of Creation.

UTC 2015-09-01 01:02

Words: 237; reading time: 1 minute

Bye bye, democracy. Hello, general will.

We seem to be reading more and more these days about the limitations of democracy and the need to take decisions for the common good. All this can only mean one thing: the zombie has awakened and is walking abroad once more. Its name? Jean-Jacques Rousseau. …

Richard Law UTC 2015-09-28 13:24

Words: 3,260; reading time: 14 minutes

Tests of faith, the lunatic's friends

Two ancient stories about belief, lunacy, faith and other quite important things.

Richard Law UTC 2015-09-30 16:05

Words: 1,362; reading time: 6 minutes

Schubert, you idiot!

How Franz Schubert managed to write one of the greatest secular choral works, despite messing up somewhat.
Part of an occasional series on the composer.

Richard Law UTC 2015-09-28 15:20

Words: 1,673; reading time: 7 minutes

S.E.E.D.

It's only now that you find out who your true friends are.

Richard Law UTC 2015-09-09 07:45

Words: 1,276; reading time: 5 minutes

You swine!

It’s a pretty horrible smell. Imagine Saturday night in the gents of the Dog and Badger, late, after every gent has been in there, and even the dog and the badger by the smell of it.

Richard Law UTC 2015-09-04 07:27

Words: 855; reading time: 3 minutes

Greenwich Dump Time

Greenwich Gasworks, where are you now? Don't ask.

Richard Law UTC 2015-09-15 17:07

Words: 2,084; reading time: 9 minutes

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