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2017

Scrapbook for December

'On the Morning of Christ's Nativity' | You have been warned! | A puzzle we can answer | Every terror cloud has a silver lining | Grumpy Monday | Dim and Dhimmi | Judith: not to be messed with

UTC 2017-12-01 02:01

Words: 845; reading time: 3 minutes

The Windsors: only a matter of time

A grumpy end of year report.

Richard Law UTC 2017-12-28 14:16

Words: 1,164; reading time: 5 minutes

A Christmas Carol revisited

The time travel subtleties of Dickens' remarkable classic.

Richard Law UTC 2017-12-24 11:15

Words: 2,805; reading time: 12 minutes

Updated on  2023-06-27

21 December: the centenary of Heinrich Böll's birth

Rushing to the post office.

Richard Law UTC 2017-12-22 11:33

Words: 555; reading time: 2 minutes

Strategic goals for the UK post Brexit

A least someone in the UK is thinking strategically.

Richard Law UTC 2017-12-18 13:37

Words: 183; reading time: 1 minute

Martin Schulz and the New European Order

Berlusconi, Bloom and Beppe were right – just ask the Hungarians.

Richard Law UTC 2017-12-16 18:00

Words: 782; reading time: 3 minutes

Rocks, hard places, cherries and unsquared circles

A Swiss view of the Brexit negotiations – as baffled as everyone else.

Richard Law UTC 2017-12-16 09:41

Words: 609; reading time: 2 minutes

Brexit: all you need to know so far

Ten days of Dim Theresa. It could have been worse. Actually, no.

Richard Law UTC 2017-12-14 16:13

Words: 153; reading time: 1 minute

Ocean plastic – go and preach at the real miscreants

Please can we have our supermarket bags back?

Richard Law UTC 2017-12-14 10:43

Words: 550; reading time: 2 minutes

Here comes the sun

Well, now and again – in winter not so often, but certainly never overnight.

Richard Law UTC 2017-12-12 10:30

Words: 601; reading time: 2 minutes

Cooking the goose and the gander

What's sauce for the MSM goose is sauce for the Breitbart gander.

Richard Law UTC 2017-12-11 17:46

Words: 463; reading time: 2 minutes

13 December: Saint Lucy's Day

Johann Peter Hebel's classic story Unverhofftes Wiedersehen, 'The Unhoped-for Reunion'.

Richard Law UTC 2017-12-11 08:53

Words: 4,067; reading time: 18 minutes

4 December: Saint Barbara's Day

Empirical fact and the triumph of human imagination.

Richard Law UTC 2017-12-05 17:07

Words: 2,910; reading time: 13 minutes

Updated on  2017-12-13

The Germanwatch Peruvian shakedown

Taking on Big Coal. Nothing happens till the lawyers get involved.

Richard Law UTC 2017-12-02 09:46

Words: 1,510; reading time: 6 minutes

Scrapbook for November

Don't worry, be happy | Shaping the science agenda | Diana's revenge | Peace at last | Thanksgiving | Dim and dangerous | Site changes | Distraction therapy | Still on your own

UTC 2017-11-01 02:01

Words: 1,331; reading time: 6 minutes

Richard North beyond redemption

A quick glance through the peephole of his padded cell. There's no hope for this one.

Richard Law UTC 2017-11-28 11:37

Words: 769; reading time: 3 minutes

Abnormal normals

Mr Climate takes normals to abnormal lengths in pursuit of global warming.

Richard Law UTC 2017-11-26 13:33

Words: 4,065; reading time: 18 minutes

Squaring circles in Berlin

Or political Venn diagrams with no overlaps.

Richard Law UTC 2017-11-22 11:14

Words: 1,439; reading time: 6 minutes

Updated on  2017-11-27

The UN Climate Change Conference in Bonn

Ten days of conspicuous consumption come to an end. Good riddance.

Richard Law UTC 2017-11-21 14:45

Words: 1,024; reading time: 4 minutes

No change, please – we're not Jamaicans

This gripping German soap: we can't stand the tension!

Richard Law UTC 2017-11-20 10:14

Words: 828; reading time: 3 minutes

Sextus and Cynthia, a lovely couple

Just don't invite them to your dinner party.

Richard Law UTC 2017-11-14 07:47

Words: 1,978; reading time: 8 minutes

Extreme weather: quite the norm, really

After a sip of the green stuff, Mr Climate gets a little overexcited.

Richard Law UTC 2017-11-13 09:17

Words: 707; reading time: 3 minutes

Sheer uselessness

Counting down to Christmas the UK Government way.

Richard Law UTC 2017-11-09 16:22

Words: 919; reading time: 4 minutes

Figures of Speech discussion group

Talking amongst ourselves

Richard Law UTC 2017-11-09 13:05

Words: 74; reading time: 1 minute

An outrageous libel of a dead hero 2

Beyond the press reports it's worse than we thought.

Richard Law UTC 2017-11-05 12:16

Words: 29,588; reading time: 2hours 14 minutes

Quote and image of the month for October

Quote: Brian Aldiss, Report on Probability A (1969). Image: William Holman Hunt, The Hireling Shepherd (1851).

UTC 2017-11-01 01:02

Words: 3,116; reading time: 14 minutes

Scrapbook for October

CSI: Las Vegas – Crime Scene Incompetence | More days of autumn | British beer | Stag hunting | The twelve days of autumn | Swiss family picnic | Dice rolling by a skilled opponent | The unseen cost of wind [energy]

UTC 2017-10-01 02:01

Words: 1,269; reading time: 5 minutes

The UK Communications Act 2003

The process is the punishment, yet again. Think on.

Richard Law UTC 2017-10-18 10:53

Words: 761; reading time: 3 minutes

The mystery of Schubert's Unfinished Symphony

A tour of words in single quotation marks, such as 'given', 'acquired', 'stolen', 'hidden', 'lost', 'found', 'unknown' and 'discovered'.

Richard Law UTC 2017-10-17 15:28

Words: 7,214; reading time: 32 minutes

An outrageous libel of a dead hero

Smears and innuendoes come easily to climate scientists.

Richard Law UTC 2017-10-07 11:13

Words: 989; reading time: 4 minutes

Updated on  2017-11-05

Mrs Shopping-List meets Pericles

Not a good match. Even the slogan needs to get a grip.

Richard Law UTC 2017-10-05 11:01

Words: 1,771; reading time: 8 minutes

Updated on  2017-10-06

Quote and image of the month for September

Quote: Wolfdietrich Schnurre, Der Schattenfotograf, 1978. Images: Various, The Cheder.

UTC 2017-09-01 01:02

Words: 326; reading time: 1 minute

Scrapbook for September

Last supper [updated] | A century of progress | Please, Lord, let they handmaid depart in peace (ASAP). | Keeping an eye on the Germans | The school run – alpine style | How to become a published author

UTC 2017-09-01 02:01

Words: 726; reading time: 3 minutes

The Envy-of-the-World™: solution found!

More of it.

Richard Law UTC 2017-09-30 10:21

Words: 752; reading time: 3 minutes

Luddites of the world, unite!

A civilisational reboot in a small Swiss town, now up before the beak.

Richard Law UTC 2017-09-28 10:13

Words: 612; reading time: 2 minutes

Updated on  2017-11-06

The AfD: the uncouth, the amateur, the gormless.

Still better than the others, though.

Richard Law UTC 2017-09-26 10:12

Words: 1,876; reading time: 8 minutes

Updated on  2017-09-30

No change, please – we're German

Waiting for Brünnhilde to finish – but why bother? The ending is always the same.

Richard Law UTC 2017-09-25 09:14

Words: 1,711; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2017-10-17

Still on your own

Wear a bin-bag over your head and a bullet-proof vest.

Richard Law UTC 2017-09-24 09:23

Words: 449; reading time: 2 minutes

Theresa goes shopping in Florence

The shopping-list Prime Minister does the Renaissance.

Richard Law UTC 2017-09-23 12:02

Words: 1,338; reading time: 6 minutes

Goethe's Gotthard obsession

Three long journeys in 22 years, culminating in a pact with the Devil. [3 pages]

Richard Law UTC 2017-09-20 10:16

Words: 31,761; reading time: 2 hours 24 minutes

Quote and image of the month for August

Quotes: Heinrich Heine (1831) and Conrad Ferdinand Meyer (1887). Images: Léopold Robert, L'Arrivée des Moissonneurs dans les marais Pontins (1830) and Friedrich Kallmorgen, Erntezeit (1891).

UTC 2017-08-01 01:02

Words: 951; reading time: 4 minutes

Scrapbook for August

Decanting the dregs | That Google diversity thing

UTC 2017-08-01 02:01

Words: 274; reading time: 1 minute

Moral money

Pierre Gauchat's wonderful Swiss banknotes: gone but not forgotten.

Richard Law UTC 2017-08-10 09:09

Words: 2,848; reading time: 12 minutes

Updated on  2017-11-06

Gratitude: the cement of civilisation

Thank you, ancestors, for all you have done for us.

Richard Law UTC 2017-08-08 15:40

Words: 575; reading time: 2 minutes

And is there honey still for tea?

Rupert Brooke, born 130 years ago.

Richard Law UTC 2017-08-07 10:28

Words: 4,455; reading time: 20 minutes

The days of wine and roses

Ernest Dowson, born 150 years ago.

Richard Law UTC 2017-08-04 18:59

Words: 4,946; reading time: 22 minutes

The Gotthard Pass: the heart of Switzerland

Still beating weakly despite all the bypass operations.

Richard Law UTC 2017-08-01 07:00

Words: 13,266; reading time: 60 minutes

Quote and image of the month for July

Quote: Georg Heym, Ophelia, 1911. Image: John Everett Millais, Ophelia, 1851-2.

UTC 2017-07-01 01:02

Words: 1,138; reading time: 5 minutes

Scrapbook for July

The Grenfell fire: the EU fingerprint | Getting the most out of solar panels | What's in a name®? | Planet Snowball with brief warm spells

UTC 2017-07-01 02:01

Words: 493; reading time: 2 minutes

Stephen Hawking speaks

…or not, as the case may be. Either way he's a dummy.

Richard Law UTC 2017-07-04 09:33

Words: 582; reading time: 2 minutes

Updated on  2017-07-10

Dr Weather and Mr Climate

Don't drink the green stuff in the beaker! Too late.

Richard Law UTC 2017-07-03 10:05

Words: 586; reading time: 2 minutes

Updated on  2017-07-03

Winston and his Swiss paintmaker

A review of Champagner mit Churchill, Philipp Gut's account of the friendship between Winston Churchill and his Swiss paint supplier, Willy Sax.

Werner Vogt UTC 2017-07-02 12:50

Words: 921; reading time: 4 minutes

The German connection

100 years ago, on 17 July 1917, the Windsors emerged into a grateful world.

Richard Law UTC 2017-07-01 16:15

Words: 768; reading time: 3 minutes

The total stress of Tom Bombadil

The bit the Lord of the Rings films left behind, thank goodness.

Richard Law UTC 2017-07-01 09:44

Words: 5,795; reading time: 26 minutes

Quote and image of the month for June

Quote: Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities. A Story of the French Revolution, 1859. Image: Samuel Bough, London from Shooter's Hill, 1872.

UTC 2017-06-01 01:02

Words: 885; reading time: 4 minutes

Scrapbook for June

Progress Illinois Style | Arnie's smallest audience | Dim and dimmer | Pulling teeth | Summer solstice | Trump: the first five months | North update: no hope | Steady as she goes | Jack of all trades, master of none | The art of political survival | No wheels on her waggon | Tesla – makes your hair stand on end | Hung parliament, unfortunately not properly | Swedish National Day | One proxy reconstruction doth not a denial make. Fifty-eight: probably | Smile, you're on Candid Camera | Lucky Lukens | Enough is enough | Breakfast like an emperor

UTC 2017-06-01 02:01

Words: 3,931; reading time: 17 minutes

Herd management

The knock on the door in the night. It's for your own good. Really.

Richard Law UTC 2017-06-25 11:22

Words: 1,220; reading time: 5 minutes

Updated on  2017-06-29

The pursuit of happiness

Not as simple as it sounds, especially in two languages.

Richard Law UTC 2017-06-19 10:43

Words: 1,592; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2017-06-20

The other Austrian Economics

The patriotic way to buy your folkwear.

Richard Law UTC 2017-06-17 11:10

Words: 789; reading time: 3 minutes

Ransomware: the never-ending story

Don't rely on antivirus software to keep you safe. It won't.

Richard Law UTC 2017-06-16 11:21

Words: 866; reading time: 3 minutes

UK sovereignty. Then what?

Some thoughts for laundry-list minds.

Richard Law UTC 2017-06-14 07:38

Words: 1,519; reading time: 6 minutes

Maria Theresia, the great Empress

Born 300 years ago on 13 May 2017.

Richard Law UTC 2017-06-12 11:55

Words: 3,846; reading time: 17 minutes

The wartime prime minister – shaken and stirred

A review of Jonathan Teplitzky's film Churchill.

Werner Vogt UTC 2017-06-08 10:53

Words: 816; reading time: 3 minutes

The Swiss, God bless 'em!

Cultural appropriation in translation.

Richard Law UTC 2017-06-07 07:07

Words: 719; reading time: 3 minutes

Goethe's Heidenröslein

Surviving a little prick.

Richard Law UTC 2017-06-01 11:05

Words: 11,463; reading time: 52 minutes

Updated on  2017-07-25

Scrapbook for May

Still on your own | That Tory manifesto | The path of healing | Our Swiss sunbeam expert writes | The rich: not like us

UTC 2017-05-01 02:01

Words: 846; reading time: 3 minutes

WannaCry – the dust settles (a bit)

This vale of tears, with some shafts of light.

Richard Law UTC 2017-05-20 14:18

Words: 1,434; reading time: 6 minutes

The French, dontcha luv 'em!

No. And neither did Goethe.

Richard Law UTC 2017-05-19 12:53

Words: 733; reading time: 3 minutes

The future of energy in Switzerland

There isn't one. Why is it always the voters who have to stick the tail on this donkey?

Richard Law UTC 2017-05-17 11:24

Words: 406; reading time: 1 minute

Updated on  2017-05-21

Christian Schubart: the prison years

The author of Die Forelle gets taught a lesson. [10 pages]

Richard Law UTC 2017-05-15 18:40

Words: 20,749; reading time: 1 hour 34 minutes

Schubert: Greatest Hits

Pick 'n mix in the sweetshop. Some tips on getting to know Schubert's music.

Richard Law UTC 2017-05-01 14:29

Words: 837; reading time: 3 minutes

Scrapbook for April

Site changes

UTC 2017-04-01 02:01

Words: 175; reading time: 1 minute

Lied auf dem Wasser zu singen

D 774. Great poem. Great music. Two geniuses at work.

Richard Law UTC 2017-04-30 10:01

Words: 5,809; reading time: 26 minutes

Schubert's friend Johann Senn

For some people, being born on the first of April is no joke. [7 pages]

Richard Law UTC 2017-04-24 16:40

Words: 21,195; reading time: 1 hour 36 minutes

Who's afraid of Immanuel Kant?

230 years of the Critique of Pure Reason

Richard Law UTC 2017-04-23 16:38

Words: 648; reading time: 2 minutes

Scrapbook for March

Martin McGuinness | Something that could not have been said ten years ago | Federal Bureau of Indeterminateness | PR, the European disease | Tour d'horizon (desperation edition)

UTC 2017-03-01 02:01

Words: 977; reading time: 4 minutes

On your own

Time for a stiff upper lip. It is, after all, the only anti-terrorist weapon you have.

Richard Law UTC 2017-03-24 13:59

Words: 1,088; reading time: 4 minutes

Too much understanding

Gotthold Lessing's little boy

Richard Law UTC 2017-03-18 16:11

Words: 463; reading time: 2 minutes

Zurich-Petrograd, one-way

A hundred years ago in April, a decisive moment in history.

Richard Law UTC 2017-03-16 18:54

Words: 8,944; reading time: 40 minutes

Updated on  2017-11-19

Schubert: from child to musical genius

It was managed by a job… and a good job, too!

Richard Law UTC 2017-03-01 07:44

Words: 7,123; reading time: 32 minutes

Updated on  2017-03-03

Quote and image of the month for February

Quote: George Steiner, Real Presences, 1989. Image: the new Elbphilharmonie in Hamburg.

UTC 2017-02-01 01:02

Words: 365; reading time: 1 minute

Scrapbook for February

Jack of all trades… | Site changes | Samoyeds | Deutschland, Deutschland über alles, reloaded | Scandi noir blacker humour | The Envy-of-the-World™, again | The madness of Prince Charlie | Scandi noir black humour | John Bates, whistleblower | Whose side is North on? | Myron Ebell at the GWPF | Sir Detail and friend | Snowflakes of the month

UTC 2017-02-01 02:01

Words: 2,664; reading time: 12 minutes

The Wind in the Willows

A new edition of Kenneth Grahame's classic, beautifully illustrated by David Petersen.

Richard Law UTC 2017-02-14 20:01

Words: 142; reading time: 1 minute

Will the real Schubert please stand up?

Franz Schubert, master of disguise.

Richard Law UTC 2017-02-13 10:57

Words: 3,137; reading time: 14 minutes

Updated on  2025-01-19

CAGW in proportion

The Blaise Pascal guide to Catastrophic Anthropogenic Global Warming.

Richard Law UTC 2017-02-02 08:32

Words: 1,995; reading time: 9 minutes

Finding Trumpy

The four unaccounted hours of the most powerful man on earth.

Richard Law UTC 2017-02-01 10:51

Words: 239; reading time: 1 minute

Alistair Cooke: urbane BBC opiner

If only Letter from America had taken comments.

Richard Law UTC 2017-02-01 07:32

Words: 2,870; reading time: 13 minutes

The media: Nixon's revenge

Fings ain't wot they used to be. Better get used to it and stop grumbling.

Richard Law UTC 2017-02-01 07:33

Words: 1,104; reading time: 5 minutes

Quote and image of the month for January

Quote: Wilhelm Busch, [Sahst du das wunderbare Bild von Brouwer?]. Image: Adriaen Brouwer, Die Operation am Rücken.

UTC 2017-01-01 01:02

Words: 281; reading time: 1 minute

Scrapbook for January

Wimmin's busts | Faking it | Swiss snowflakes losing it | George Mikes: an oldie but goldie | Two simple questions that men cannot answer | The poor Hamburger, the poor Berliner | Rail travel costs

UTC 2017-01-01 02:01

Words: 1,352; reading time: 6 minutes

Figures of Speech discussion group

Talking amongst ourselves

Richard Law UTC 2017-01-24 07:32

Words: 82; reading time: 1 minute

Updated on  2017-01-27

Bedlam through the peephole

A glimpse of the enlightened inmates up close.

Richard Law UTC 2017-01-23 11:05

Words: 863; reading time: 3 minutes

Updated on  2017-01-26

Trembling above the abyss

Goethe conquering one of his demons in Strasbourg Cathedral.

Richard Law UTC 2017-01-22 13:50

Words: 1,166; reading time: 5 minutes

Climate scientists

Some are good, but most are just a basket of disreputables. Would you buy a used thermometer from any of them?

Richard Law UTC 2017-01-21 12:06

Words: 1,679; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2017-02-05

Pie-in-the-sky charts

Just run that decarbonisation thing past us again, would you?

Richard Law UTC 2017-01-19 17:59

Words: 748; reading time: 3 minutes

Updated on  2017-02-04

We'll do it our way

Blaming the Amis the European way.

Richard Law UTC 2017-01-19 10:26

Words: 1,004; reading time: 4 minutes

Franz Peter Schubert's family

Marking the 220th anniversary of the birth of the composer Franz Peter Schubert.

Richard Law UTC 2017-01-18 16:02

Words: 2,713; reading time: 12 minutes

Charlie to the rescue

The future King saves the world with a stroke of his pen and becomes a peer-reviewed prince.

Richard Law UTC 2017-01-15 11:33

Words: 944; reading time: 4 minutes

Updated on  2017-01-23

Blacking up for beginners

The harmless pleasures of byegone days.

Richard Law UTC 2017-01-15 11:27

Words: 1,235; reading time: 5 minutes

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles

220 years and still going strong – well, some of it at least.

Richard Law UTC 2017-01-09 08:43

Words: 4,734; reading time: 21 minutes

Updated on  2017-02-14

Facing facts in the post-fact era

Few facts, not much truth and plenty of fake news.

Richard Law UTC 2017-01-03 09:32

Words: 2,459; reading time: 11 minutes

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