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2016

Quote and image of the month for December 2016

Quote: Berger and Luckmann, The Social Construction of Reality. Image: Lorenzo Lotto, Annunciazione.

UTC 2016-12-01 01:02

Words: 381; reading time: 1 minute

Scrapbook for December

Editor's note | Himmel und Hölle | Another mystery of modern life | Turning spare kids into money | Shutting stable doors | FoS website change | Testing for Microsoft | Thank you, President Putin!

UTC 2016-12-01 02:01

Words: 1,481; reading time: 6 minutes

On the road to nowhere

At the moment short, but tremendously expensive. That's OK, the French are paying.

Richard Law UTC 2016-12-28 09:12

Words: 1,630; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2018-04-05

Backup hell: a visit to the crypt

Christmas, the traditional season for tales of horror.

Richard Law UTC 2016-12-26 09:52

Words: 3,732; reading time: 16 minutes

Updated on  2017-02-03

Beyond analysis

Geertgen tot Sint Jans' painting Geboorte van Christus / Nativity at Night.

Richard Law UTC 2016-12-23 12:22

Words: 637; reading time: 2 minutes

Rolling noiselessly through the void

A meditation upon Saint Lucy's day, data adjusted.

Richard Law UTC 2016-12-21 10:14

Words: 319; reading time: 1 minute

Judge Judy, the Divine Comedy for our times

The TV programme is a moral compass among the lost souls of modern America.

Richard Law UTC 2016-12-20 13:15

Words: 1,653; reading time: 7 minutes

John Betjeman's poem 'Christmas'

It takes a proper Christian to write a Christmas poem.

Richard Law UTC 2016-12-18 14:00

Words: 992; reading time: 4 minutes

'Modesty' – or not, as the case may be.

Antonio Corradini's veiled masterpiece: no modesty at all here, in any sense.

Richard Law UTC 2016-12-17 09:30

Words: 586; reading time: 2 minutes

Energy made easy

The thinking person's guide to Energy Derangement Syndrome (EDS).

Richard Law UTC 2016-12-15 10:59

Words: 1,690; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2017-01-04

The Nobel Ceremony 2016

The bling! The frocks! The food! The hypocrisy! No wonder King Charles the Unbathed looks grumpy.

Richard Law UTC 2016-12-11 09:07

Words: 722; reading time: 3 minutes

Who is Schober? what is he?

Why are you asking me? I've no idea either. [9 pages]

Richard Law UTC 2016-12-09 06:40

Words: 21,746; reading time: 1 hour 38 minutes

Quote and image of the month for November

Quote: Jules Laforgue, Winter Coming On. Image: Édouard-Léon Cortès, Place de Madeleine, après la pluié.

UTC 2016-11-01 01:02

Words: 286; reading time: 1 minute

Scrapbook for November

Envy-of-the-World™ – again | Snowflakes of the Month | Back to the palace | Pointless polling | North gets it – not really | Nigel Farage | Trump: change and hopes | FoS website restructured | All Saints' and All Souls' Days 2016 | Emailing for dummies

UTC 2016-11-01 02:01

Words: 2,049; reading time: 9 minutes

OUP WOTY 'post-truth': WTF!

OUP discovers 'objective facts' and sticks it to us knuckledraggers. We still won though, and that's a fact.

Richard Law UTC 2016-11-16 11:01

Words: 820; reading time: 3 minutes

Man and machine

The Bad Aibling rail crash 09.02.2016: the idiot who operated the system, and the idiots who designed it.

Richard Law UTC 2016-11-11 17:43

Words: 615; reading time: 2 minutes

Climate cognitive dissonance

Coping with uncomfortable climate facts: time to give up?

Richard Law UTC 2016-11-07 17:06

Words: 1,665; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2016-11-10

The Schubert trajectory

Standing back for a detail-free biography.

Richard Law UTC 2016-11-04 19:11

Words: 3,726; reading time: 16 minutes

Esprit de corps in elected bodies

Lurches to the left of me, lurches to the right, here I am: stuck in the middle with you.

Richard Law UTC 2016-11-01 09:17

Words: 859; reading time: 3 minutes

Quote and image of the month for October

Quote: René Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy, Meditation III. Image: Edward Hopper, Automat.

UTC 2016-10-01 01:02

Words: 167; reading time: 1 minute

Scrapbook for October

More intimations of mortality | Alan Turing, useful genius | Dismantling Hillary | Aberfan: a tale of two inquiries | Matt Ridley: Global Warming versus Global Greening | Snowflake of the Month | A grave question | More Waugh | The plague of politics | Intimations of mortality | Mummy knows best | Looking over your shoulder | Spare the rod

UTC 2016-10-01 02:01

Words: 2,553; reading time: 11 minutes

The Man in Black: an expert writes

Art historians – they are just not like us. The tedious tale of this slapdash portrait continues.

Richard Law UTC 2016-10-26 10:44

Words: 1,968; reading time: 8 minutes

Updated on  2017-11-07

Freedom of speech

Alive and well and at ease in Swizerland, its home since the 18th century.

Richard Law UTC 2016-10-23 14:30

Words: 856; reading time: 3 minutes

Updated on  2016-10-24

A victim remembers

A gentle encounter behind the tarpaulin.

Richard Law UTC 2016-10-22 09:30

Words: 783; reading time: 3 minutes

The conquering hero

That Batley and Spen by-election.

Richard Law UTC 2016-10-21 10:12

Words: 579; reading time: 2 minutes

Schiaparelli

Yet another European bites the dust on the red ink planet.

Richard Law UTC 2016-10-20 10:52

Words: 1,149; reading time: 5 minutes

Updated on  2018-11-27

The Man in Black

No, not that one, the other one – the expensive one. It's still all about cash, though.

Richard Law UTC 2016-10-17 10:15

Words: 2,519; reading time: 11 minutes

Brian Cox: the zombie staggers on

Back in your box, Jean-Jacques!

Richard Law UTC 2016-10-10 09:37

Words: 634; reading time: 2 minutes

Bees pulling strings

It's always the same in hierarchical societies.

Richard Law UTC 2016-10-07 17:08

Words: 1,373; reading time: 6 minutes

Those formative years

The truth never hurt anyone. The compact guide to developing a thick skin.

Richard Law UTC 2016-10-06 16:02

Words: 1,045; reading time: 4 minutes

John Dalton, 250 years old

One of the founding fathers of the Scientific Revolution. Thank you, Sir.

Richard Law UTC 2016-10-05 09:03

Words: 491; reading time: 2 minutes

The grape harvest

French white wine: alcohol, child labour, girls for hire and a certain unmistakeable 'finish'.

Richard Law UTC 2016-10-04 07:56

Words: 1,171; reading time: 5 minutes

Babi Yar

Where is there an end to it, the soundless wailing.

Richard Law UTC 2016-10-03 10:41

Words: 810; reading time: 3 minutes

Updated on  2019-07-28

Bible studies

Short meditation for Sunday 2 October involving the Bible, that essential book for atheists. Oh… and that other book.

Richard Law UTC 2016-10-02 11:04

Words: 1,258; reading time: 5 minutes

Updated on  2016-10-25

The Jacobin Conspiracy

Making the mood music of Schubert's times. [6 pages]

Richard Law UTC 2016-10-01 09:00

Words: 14,407; reading time: 1 hour 5 minutes

Quote and image of the month for September

Quote: Marianne Hem Eriksen, Doors to the dead; T. S. Eliot, Burnt Norton. Image: Martinus Rørbye, Entrance to an Inn in the Praestegarden at Hillested.

UTC 2016-09-01 01:02

Words: 391; reading time: 1 minute

Scrapbook for September

Late learning | Immigrants, always resented | Snowflake of the Month | Design update | Feed a cold, starve a fever | One mystery fewer | Restoration and reconstruction | Missing links | The medium is the message, Tim | Quelle finesse!

UTC 2016-09-01 02:01

Words: 2,120; reading time: 9 minutes

Wrong again

And again and again. Ashes and hyssop time on this website.

Richard Law UTC 2016-09-24 09:18

Words: 68; reading time: 1 minute

That Sappho thing

Hold on tight to your dreams.

Richard Law UTC 2016-09-23 10:57

Words: 154; reading time: 1 minute

Rustling inspiration

More for Schubert fans: a closer look at Wohin? from Die schöne Müllerin.

Richard Law UTC 2016-09-22 13:56

Words: 1,243; reading time: 5 minutes

Channelled speech

Decorating the slaughterhouse with geraniums.

Richard Law UTC 2016-09-19 09:23

Words: 1,575; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2016-09-20

The houseman's friend

An illustrated guide to emptying the Gtech floor cleaner: a disgustingly filthy corner of the internet.

Richard Law UTC 2016-09-17 14:02

Words: 505; reading time: 2 minutes

Wishful thinking

There are practical limits to making allowances, however worthy.

Richard Law UTC 2016-09-15 16:15

Words: 505; reading time: 2 minutes

Churchill in Zurich

Seventy years ago on 19 September 1946 Winston Churchill delivered his famous 'Europe' speech in Zurich. Only the people were delighted.

Richard Law UTC 2016-09-13 13:01

Words: 1,209; reading time: 5 minutes

Updated on  2016-09-21

Franz's belljar

The belljar of the Austrian Emperor Franz II comes down over his people. Young composers included.

Richard Law UTC 2016-09-13 07:18

Words: 5,510; reading time: 25 minutes

The other Spaun

Crazy uncle Franz Seraph von Spaun: an heroic life of principled resistance bordering on the psychotic.

Richard Law UTC 2016-09-05 10:58

Words: 6,675; reading time: 30 minutes

Walking with Walser

Martin Walser, Heimatkunde and the art of leaving things unsaid.

Richard Law UTC 2016-09-04 17:00

Words: 1,608; reading time: 7 minutes

In praise of Stephen McIntyre

Dipping a curious toe into the murky pond of climate science. Sharks or minnows?

Richard Law UTC 2016-09-02 13:57

Words: 4,000; reading time: 18 minutes

Quote and image of the month for August

Quote: Friedrich Schiller, Wilhelm Tell. Image: Ernst Stückelberg, Wilhelm Tell mit Sohn/William Tell and son.

UTC 2016-08-01 01:02

Words: 537; reading time: 2 minutes

Scrapbook for August

The Fall of Man, not quite | Democratic accident | Nice binary dates | Swiss birthnames in 2015 | 'Deep Insight of the Month' award | Sledghammer vs. dagger… | The official mind | Snowflake of the Month

UTC 2016-08-01 02:01

Words: 1,905; reading time: 8 minutes

Arthur Szyk: FDR's 'Soldier in Art'

Satan Leads the Ball considered.

Richard Law UTC 2016-08-29 19:13

Words: 2,281; reading time: 10 minutes

Climate alarmism

Down the rabbit hole into the strange, topsy-turvy world of climate alarmism.

Richard Law UTC 2016-08-27 12:40

Words: 2,452; reading time: 11 minutes

Updated on  2016-10-29

Citroën DS23

Gone but not forgotten: the rustbucket goddess remembered.

Richard Law UTC 2016-08-26 16:27

Words: 717; reading time: 3 minutes

Updated on  2016-09-01

Artificial Intelligence

Not a very intelligent thing to have.

Richard Law UTC 2016-08-23 12:53

Words: 1,629; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2017-01-03

Portrait of the age

Joseph, Leopold and the Enlightenment manifesto made visible by Pompeo Batoni.

Richard Law UTC 2016-08-20 10:28

Words: 7,070; reading time: 32 minutes

The shipwreck on the winedark sea

Tempestuous times for patient polymaths with time on their hands. [7 pages]

Richard Law UTC 2016-08-15 07:40

Words: 22,960; reading time: 1 hour 44 minutes

Quote and image of the month for July

Quote: Robert Graves, Goodbye to All That. Image: William Orpen, Ready To Start. Self Portrait.

UTC 2016-07-01 01:02

Words: 828; reading time: 3 minutes

Scrapbook for July

Turkey: the choice | You ask, we answer | Two charts | Respected journalist | Hip dysplasia | Goddess | In video we trust | The chosen ones choose | Boots

UTC 2016-07-01 02:01

Words: 1,031; reading time: 4 minutes

The Bastille Spirit

The Green Fairy is not your friend, Brendan.

Richard Law UTC 2016-07-17 08:08

Words: 869; reading time: 3 minutes

Classic books

The great unread, a mountain to be climbed? Or shall we just skirt round the outside, like sensible people do?

Richard Law UTC 2016-07-16 10:45

Words: 2,675; reading time: 12 minutes

Renaissance mechanics

Skilful recreations of some classical paintings as garage workshop scenes.

Richard Law UTC 2016-07-14 09:37

Words: 39; reading time: 1 minute

Devaluing the family

Let's not upset the childlessly carefree with all these nasty value judgements.

Richard Law UTC 2016-07-10 11:14

Words: 2,099; reading time: 9 minutes

Updated on  2016-10-04

Andrea Leadsom, next Prime Minister of the UK

Without a shadow of a doubt.

Richard Law UTC 2016-07-08 18:30

Words: 1,666; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2016-07-12

Dinner in the desert

Help yourself to whatever you want; the choice is yours. Just don't vomit on your host.

Richard Law UTC 2016-07-08 10:01

Words: 567; reading time: 2 minutes

The cradle of the Habsburgs

Great oaks from little acorns grow. Not only that, Emperor Rudolf I died 825 years ago on 15 July 1291.

Richard Law UTC 2016-07-07 12:10

Words: 6,825; reading time: 31 minutes

UK grassroots guide

Puzzled and confused by politicians? Empress Maria Theresia knew what to do. The thinking person's guide with detailed construction plans suitable for every level and all budgets.

Richard Law UTC 2016-07-01 10:29

Words: 1,017; reading time: 4 minutes

Quote and image of the month for June

Quote: Basil Bunting, Briggflatts. Image: Aureliano de Beruete, Espinos en flor. Plantío de los Infantes (Flowering Hawthorn).

UTC 2016-06-01 01:02

Words: 232; reading time: 1 minute

Scrapbook for June

Leave means leave | Jo Cox™: the people speak | Hitting nail on head time | Jo Cox™ | Journalist falls off bar stool | Richard North's posting pause | Mark of respect | Nutjob loners | The funeral parlour | Gotthard conundrum | Envy-of-the-World™ | Gotthard tunnel. Gotthard tunnel? | Brown people

UTC 2016-06-01 02:01

Words: 2,375; reading time: 10 minutes

The Tory Chosen Ones

Toeing the party line.

Richard Law UTC 2016-06-28 10:35

Words: 428; reading time: 1 minute

EU Referendum, mopping up

First thoughts after the non-deluge.

Richard Law UTC 2016-06-24 09:58

Words: 646; reading time: 2 minutes

Voters

Now you see them, now you don't.

Richard Law UTC 2016-06-23 08:11

Words: 156; reading time: 1 minute

The fine art of wonderment

The Vincent van Gogh guide to Platonic astonishment.

Richard Law UTC 2016-06-22 11:22

Words: 2,494; reading time: 11 minutes

Updated on  2016-06-25

Infamous last words

For all things there is a time: a time to sniff; a time hold your nose and look away.

Richard Law UTC 2016-06-19 06:54

Words: 933; reading time: 4 minutes

Gretchen am Spinnrade

Schubert again. This time the seventeen year-old's 'stroke of genius of the first order'.

Richard Law UTC 2016-06-13 17:41

Words: 2,970; reading time: 13 minutes

The alien hatches

Blood on the body, the table, the walls and the floor – just don't mention the Tiber.

Richard Law UTC 2016-06-09 10:12

Words: 1,323; reading time: 6 minutes

Updated on  2016-06-24

Carbon dioxide: the science is settling nicely

More vindication for the Chief Scientist of this website.

Richard Law UTC 2016-06-08 16:01

Words: 1,145; reading time: 5 minutes

Updated on  2016-06-09

Ignorant? Uninformed? Thick?

We would really like to have your considered opinion on Brexit.

Richard Law UTC 2016-06-06 09:02

Words: 584; reading time: 2 minutes

Updated on  2016-06-09

No X please, you're not British

An electoral shambles, just what is needed for a close-run referendum result.

Richard Law UTC 2016-06-03 09:32

Words: 1,576; reading time: 7 minutes

Updated on  2016-06-23

Sahra[sic] Wagenknecht

Neo-Stalinist political lunatic of the first order; a fantasist, too.

Richard Law UTC 2016-06-01 08:31

Words: 1,343; reading time: 6 minutes

The green tick

The successful parasite does not kill its host. Blood sucking in Norway gone wrong.

Richard Law UTC 2016-06-01 09:31

Words: 564; reading time: 2 minutes

Quote and image of the month for May 2016

Quote: Stefan Zweig, Die Welt von Gestern: Erinnerungen eines Europäers. Image: Friderike und Stefan Zweig auf einem Bahnhof/The Zweigs on a station platform.

UTC 2016-05-01 01:02

Words: 393; reading time: 1 minute

Scrapbook for May

Equation | Not a good end | The Donald | How to feel inadequate | Unbalanced revulsion | Le Temps des cerises

UTC 2016-05-01 02:01

Words: 1,031; reading time: 4 minutes

At the court of the Sun Queen

One of Hillary Clinton's courtiers speaks out: the result is not reassuring.

Richard Law UTC 2016-05-28 09:37

Words: 912; reading time: 4 minutes

Before Schubert

The ancestors who made him possible. [5 pages]

Richard Law UTC 2016-05-24 08:40

Words: 11,945; reading time: 54 minutes

European wars

Your cut-out-and-keep guide, specially designed for the use of British Prime Ministers.

Richard Law UTC 2016-05-10 14:54

Words: 338; reading time: 1 minute

In search of lost timelessness

That midnight feeling.

Richard Law UTC 2016-05-10 09:47

Words: 1,482; reading time: 6 minutes

Saving time

Why?

Richard Law UTC 2016-05-08 12:34

Words: 1,123; reading time: 5 minutes

Updated on  2016-12-11

The EU referendum to date

An incoherent shambles, totally predictable.

Richard Law UTC 2016-05-04 08:19

Words: 905; reading time: 4 minutes

The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism

One reason among many for the decline and fall of the Habsburg Empire. [9 pages]

Richard Law UTC 2016-05-01 07:40

Words: 11,188; reading time: 50 minutes

Quote and image of the month for April

Quote: William Shakespeare, Cymbeline. Image: Dandelions: Two photos of a Swiss alpine meadow taken three weeks apart.

UTC 2016-04-01 01:02

Words: 246; reading time: 1 minute

Scrapbook for April

Aide-memoire | #BringBackOurMen | Heartwarming | Dressing gown | Boaty McBoatface | John Whittingdale, chick magnet | The devastating power of hashtags | The terrorists are winning | Butch Spaniards on the rampage | A helpful tip for savers | Headline of the year candidate | The helping hand

UTC 2016-04-01 02:01

Words: 2,509; reading time: 11 minutes

Cherry blossom time

Unfortunately coinciding with April snow time this year.

Richard Law UTC 2016-04-25 07:21

Words: 154; reading time: 1 minute

Dark chocolate, green lunacy

Fear and loathing in the aisles: buying chocolate the insane way.

Richard Law UTC 2016-04-22 07:56

Words: 1,141; reading time: 5 minutes

Out of the swamp

More Schubert. Matthisson and Brun wallow, Goethe and Schubert ascend to the light.

Richard Law UTC 2016-04-17 17:08

Words: 3,534; reading time: 16 minutes

Richard North

Psychiatric case review: condition worsening.

Richard Law UTC 2016-04-14 16:17

Words: 1,771; reading time: 8 minutes

Updated on  2016-08-16

Do not sleep…

…while the stewards of the world are busy.

Richard Law UTC 2016-04-13 15:31

Words: 1,044; reading time: 4 minutes

Imperial chemistry

Emperor Leopold II's secret and dangerous hobby.

Richard Law UTC 2016-04-05 16:08

Words: 2,782; reading time: 12 minutes

The real Lili Marleen

Certainly not hanging around lamposts.

Richard Law UTC 2016-04-03 07:18

Words: 1,443; reading time: 6 minutes

Updated on  2026-04-03

The Habsburg lip

Branding a dynasty with a genetic defect. If you've got it, flaunt it.

Richard Law UTC 2016-04-01 07:28

Words: 1,811; reading time: 8 minutes

Quote and image of the month for March

Quote: Gilbert Ryle, The Concept of Mind. Image: Albert Edelfelt, Good Friends, Portrait of the Artist's Sister Bertha Edelfelt.

UTC 2016-03-01 01:02

Words: 177; reading time: 1 minute

Scrapbook for March

Tears: an instrument of foreign policy | Wasting police time | Headline of the year award | Rigour, not mortis | Geography made easy | The god of the forest | Hyacinth time | Swiss referendum updates | The Dohlen are here!

UTC 2016-03-01 02:01

Words: 750; reading time: 3 minutes

Bedsheet, spreadsheet

How much is your health worth to you?

Richard Law UTC 2016-03-24 15:17

Words: 3,147; reading time: 14 minutes

Updated on  2016-11-16

What's the French for 'dodo'?

Whatever it is, it's dead.

Richard Law UTC 2016-03-23 07:41

Words: 577; reading time: 2 minutes

Lenten thoughts, newly assembled

As Christians come to the end of Lent, a period of self-denial and reflection, we ask the question: is it good not to spend money?

Richard Law UTC 2016-03-18 19:17

Words: 1,023; reading time: 4 minutes

Updated on  2016-03-24

Heinrich Heine, 17 February 1856

A tardy commemoration of the 160th anniversary of the death of Heinrich Heine.

Richard Law UTC 2016-03-17 09:31

Words: 1,215; reading time: 5 minutes

The great survivor

The Swiss artist Hans Erni's monster mural Die Schweiz, das Ferienland der Völker. Rescued, but why and for whom?

Richard Law UTC 2016-03-14 12:42

Words: 2,604; reading time: 11 minutes

The Swiss muddle

Switzerland, Britzerland! So much rubbish, so little time to dispose of it all.

Richard Law UTC 2016-03-04 13:24

Words: 1,053; reading time: 4 minutes

The Hans Erni lockdown

Imprisoned in museums and coffee table books, his work is destined for internet oblivion.

Richard Law UTC 2016-03-03 08:12

Words: 1,348; reading time: 6 minutes

Switzerland: now safe to visit

Another spine is pulled from the Swiss hedgehog. After safer travel we now have worry-free flatpack shopping. It may not end well.

Richard Law UTC 2016-03-01 10:02

Words: 610; reading time: 2 minutes

Tristram's bad start in life, 2 March 1718

Two hundred and ninety-eight years ago Tristram Shandy was conceived – anything but immaculately.

Richard Law UTC 2016-03-02 07:16

Words: 663; reading time: 3 minutes

Montségur, 16 March 1244

The ashes of the 'Friends of God'. [5 pages]

Richard Law UTC 2016-03-04 07:10

Words: 6,580; reading time: 29 minutes

Quote and image of the month for February

Quote: Fink et al., The Oasis of Happiness: Toward an Ontology of Play. Image: Benjamin Williams Leader, February Fill Dyke.

UTC 2016-02-01 01:02

Words: 315; reading time: 1 minute

Scrapbook

Solar Impulse update | Spare the rod, spoil the child | Swiss snow having orderly fun | The propagation of nonsense | Accumulated wisdom | Some more people not saying things | Eamonn and Ruth's little secret | Headline of the year award

UTC 2016-02-01 02:01

Words: 936; reading time: 4 minutes

From a night of frosty wreck

From George Meredith's The Thrush in February.

Richard Law UTC 2016-02-27 07:12

Words: 119; reading time: 1 minute

Language Lab

The untouchables: decimate and beg the question.

Richard Law UTC 2016-02-26 14:22

Words: 1,538; reading time: 6 minutes

Updated on  2016-02-26

Swiss democracy, seriously compromised

Fighting the ruling classes. Do Swiss referendums matter, or are they just national focus groups?

Richard Law UTC 2016-02-22 09:55

Words: 1,390; reading time: 6 minutes

Updated on  2016-03-03

False gods in graven images

Will the real John Walker please stand up?

Richard Law UTC 2016-02-17 15:12

Words: 1,537; reading time: 6 minutes

Die Forelle

Fishy tales, speculations, a decade in a dungeon, oblivion and immortality. You can't beat a good song. [5 pages]

Richard Law UTC 2016-02-07 16:50

Words: 18,547; reading time: 1 hour 24 minutes

The grass on the weirs

Serenity amid the tumult of life. Reflection and regret.

Richard Law UTC 2016-02-01 13:24

Words: 2,788; reading time: 12 minutes

Quote and image of the month for January 2016

Quote: Edward FitzGerald, The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam. Image: Ivar Arosenius, Backusfest.

UTC 2016-01-01 01:02

Words: 228; reading time: 1 minute

Rabid lexicography

The insensitivity, it drives you mad!

Richard Law UTC 2016-01-26 13:50

Words: 1,519; reading time: 6 minutes

Updated on  2016-01-26

Not like us

Our continental friends, God bless them!

Richard Law UTC 2016-01-25 07:35

Words: 2,821; reading time: 12 minutes

Updated on  2016-05-07

Language Lab

A collection of Americanisms and the Great British Stress Shift.

Richard Law UTC 2016-01-23 17:05

Words: 1,243; reading time: 5 minutes

IKEA's loose screw

The last thing you want in a cheap flatpack company is a screw loose. Steptoe and Son go scandi noir.

Richard Law UTC 2016-01-19 15:04

Words: 1,202; reading time: 5 minutes

Nathan's rings

Lessing's Nathan, not called 'the Wise' for nothing.

Richard Law UTC 2016-01-18 16:14

Words: 925; reading time: 4 minutes

Brief Encounter II

Fings ain't wot they used to be: Not every man is Trevor Howard. Girls should listen to the accumulated wisdom of the ages.

Richard Law UTC 2016-01-18 10:08

Words: 457; reading time: 2 minutes

Mohammed: not my prophet

Do I have a choice? Probably not.

Richard Law UTC 2016-01-17 13:50

Words: 590; reading time: 2 minutes

Updated on  2016-02-06

Lunatic calendars

A cheerful month-long Ramadan fast in Svalbard (a.k.a. Spitzbergen) in summer. Is it supper time yet?

Richard Law UTC 2016-01-17 13:01

Words: 857; reading time: 3 minutes

Hemingway under the hood

Let's lift the lid on the genius and his chiasmic creations.

Richard Law UTC 2016-01-15 16:34

Words: 1,859; reading time: 8 minutes

Sharing the risk

We agree with Mark Steyn on almost everything — just not this.

Richard Law UTC 2016-01-09 17:00

Words: 1,067; reading time: 4 minutes

Updated on  2016-01-10

Bathtime for St. Kevin

Seventy-two reasons not to read 'Finnegans Wake'. And one reason to do so.

Richard Law UTC 2016-01-09 11:14

Words: 2,704; reading time: 12 minutes

The dismal science

Still guessing after all these years.

Richard Law UTC 2016-01-06 16:04

Words: 66; reading time: 1 minute

The below above

The mould spreads slowly but surely into the jam below.

Richard Law UTC 2016-01-06 11:20

Words: 534; reading time: 2 minutes

Sanitised swearing

A trigger warning: sensitive souls should have the sal volatile handy.

Richard Law UTC 2016-01-05 19:20

Words: 1,573; reading time: 7 minutes

Souvenirs

Which is real, the souvenir or the memory?

Richard Law UTC 2016-01-03 20:02

Words: 129; reading time: 1 minute

Rockers do it better

Stylish exits by those two rockers, Lemmy Kilmister and Arthur Schopenhauer. They'll be back!

Richard Law UTC 2016-01-03 15:21

Words: 859; reading time: 3 minutes

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